Suck for Luck comes down to Chiefs vs Dolphins

[MahiMike]

By now, everyone has heard of the "Suck for Luck" campaign. Lousy teams surely to miss the playoffs may be inclined to tank the season in order to grab next year's #1 pick. That's where the consensus pick is Stanford's Andrew Luck. The QB so good that Mel Kiper's hair gets mussed up from the excitement of watching him.

If you're not interested in this concept of tanking a season for the betterment of your team, you can go ahead and skip this article. For those of us fans that are fed up with our team's decades of struggles, keep reading.

Right now, none of these teams seem to have embraced this concept willfully. They currently all seem to be - get this - trying to win...lol. I know, I know. Silly isn't it? Of course, this exercise is almost futile but fun nonetheless. Besides, what do fans of these teams have to look forward to anyway? I'm estimating based on a plus/minus of 2 games for each team. There's always the upset or injury that no one can account for.

I took the liberty of mapping out the schedule of each team in the Suck for Luck campaign. I only included teams that for sure could use a new QB. I didn't include lousy teams that just signed their QB recently (Panthers, Jags, Vikings, etc.). Using this information, I came up with 5 main teams; Chiefs, Colts, Dolphins, Broncos and Seahawks. The 1st 4 play against each other and have pivotal matches that will determine their Champion suckage position.

The wildcard team is the Seahawks. Playing in the NFC, they don't face any of the other teams. Still, playing in their woeful division is good for at least a couple games. I can't see how they won't win at least 4 games. They did make the playoffs last year and their schedule is similar to last year's.

Based on this analysis, I've concluded that there could be a 4 way tie for the Championship. I could see the Chiefs, Colts, Dolphins and Broncos each winning 3 games. That would make for a VERY interesting final week. Who will have more turnovers January 1st? Chiefs or Broncos? Will the Colts lay down to division rival Jags? The Jets have been losing, so their January 1st matchup with the Dolphins is already a foregone conclusion.

Assuming the Broncos have no chance vs the Bears or Patriots, their Championship game could actually come a couple weeks early vs the Vikings. Do they pre-tank? Or wait till the last game vs the Chiefs? Something else interesting about New Year's Day? The Chiefs/Broncos game is at 4:00 p.m. EST. By then, the fate of all the other teams in the Suckage Championship will be determined. Interesting indeed.

So, in summary, based on tiebreaker scenarios, the Dolphins actually have the best shot. The Chiefs/Dolphins game is the "Ultimate Suck" game. Since it's in KC, I'll give the Chiefs the unfortunate win here. Since the Chiefs/Broncos figure to split, they tie. Next tie breaker is common opponent which happens to be - the Dolphins.

Personally, as a Chiefs fan of over 40 years, I'd love to see the Dolphins sign Larry Czonka's son before the big game. Otherwise, I'll be doubly ticked if I hear these words next April; "With the 1st pick in the 2012 draft, King Carl Peterson selects...Andrew Luck!".

Chiefs schedule (Estimated 3 wins)

L - Sep 11 Bills
L - Sep 18 @Lions
L - Sep 25 @Chargers
W - Oct 2 Vikes
L? -Oct 9 @Colts (KEY GAME!)
L? -Oct 23 @Raiders
L? -Oct 31 Chargers
W? -Nov 6 Dolphins ("Ultimate Suck" game!)
W? -Nov 13 Broncos (KEY GAME!)
L? -Nov 21 @Patriots
L? -Nov 27 Steelers
L? -Dec 4 @Bears
L? -Dec 11 @Jets
L? -Dec 18 Packers
L? -Dec 24 Raiders
L? -Jan 1 @Broncos (Championship KEY GAME!)

Colts schedule (Estimated 3 wins)

L - Texans
L - Browns
L - Steelers
L - Bucs
W - Chiefs (KEY GAME)
W - Bengals
L - Saints
L - Titans
L - Falcons
W - Jags
L - Panthers
L - Patriots
L - Ravens
L - Titans
L - Texans
L - Jags (Championship KEY GAME!)

Dolphins schedule (Estimated 3 wins)

L - Patriots
L - Texans
L - Browns
L - Chargers
L? - Jets
W? - Broncos (KEY GAME)
W? - Giants
L? - Chiefs ("Ultimate Suck" game!)
L? - Redskins
W? - Bills
L? - Cowbows
L? - Raiders
L? - Eagles
L? - Bills
L? - Patriots
L? - Jets (Championship KEY GAME!)


Broncos schedule (Estimated 3 wins)

L - Raiders
W - Bengals
L - Titans
L - Packers
L? - Chargers
L? - Dolphins (KEY GAME)
L? - Lions
L? - Raiders
L? - Chiefs (KEY GAME)
L? - Jets
L? - Chargers
W? - Vikings
L? - Bears
L? - Patriots
L? - Bills
W? - Chiefs (Championship KEY GAME!)

Seahawks schedule (Estimated 4 wins)

L - 49ers
L - Steelers
W - cardinals
L - Falcons
L? - Giants
W? - Browns
W? - Bengals
L? - Cowboys
L? - Ravens
W? - Rams
L? - Redskins
L? - Eagles
L? - Rams
L? - Bears
L? - 49ers

[tooge]

The Broncos aren't nearly as bad as the Chiefs this year. They will beat the chiefs twice, and that will be enough to get them out of it. It will either be Miami (most likely), or Seattle that gets Luck, unless of course Indy tanks on purpose which wouldn't surprise me at all, those bastards. I'm ok with not getting Luck, IF, he goes to the NFC. Therefore, I am pulling hard for the Hawks to lose.

[Caseyguyrr]

Chiefs have about a much of chance to get Andrew Luck as they do winning the Super Bowl this year

[Pants]

Originally Posted by tooge

The Broncos aren't nearly as bad as the Chiefs this year. They will beat the chiefs twice, and that will be enough to get them out of it. It will either be Miami (most likely), or Seattle that gets Luck, unless of course Indy tanks on purpose which wouldn't surprise me at all, those bastards. I'm ok with not getting Luck, IF, he goes to the NFC. Therefore, I am pulling hard for the Hawks to lose.

Did you watch Indy play TB last night? They were down to plugging practice squad dudes in. The whole team is ****ing hurt. Freeney and Mathis can't do everything.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Caseyguyrr

Chiefs have about a much of chance to get Andrew Luck as they do winning the Super Bowl this year

Wow. We're going to win a Super Bowl and get Luck?

(Because right now I put our odds of a Super Bowl win at 100%.)

[HemiEd]

Originally Posted by Pants

Did you watch Indy play TB last night? They were down to plugging practice squad dudes in. The whole team is ****ing hurt. Freeney and Mathis can't do everything.

And still only lost by one score on the road. They played hard and are not used to losing.

[go bo]

Originally Posted by Caseyguyrr

Chiefs have about a much of chance to get Andrew Luck as they do winning the Super Bowl this year

let the party commence...

[Ming the Merciless]

If we beat the Colts Sunday will you bundle of stickss stop this nonsense please?

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

If we beat the Colts Sunday will you pillowbitergots stop this nonsense please?

If we lose, then Suck For Luck is on big time

[Ming the Merciless]

Originally Posted by Mr. Arrowhead

If we lose, then Suck For Luck is on big time

Rgr that

[Nightfyre]

Playing @ Indy when they are 0-4 is going to be a tough game. JMO.

[Ming the Merciless]

Originally Posted by Nightfyre

Playing @ Indy when they are 0-4 is going to be a tough game. JMO.

So, when we win...can the S4L go bye bye for good?

[ToxSocks]

Expect Barkley or Jones. If we get Luck, great. But you're only setting yourself up for disappointment.

[lcarus]

If we beat the Colts next week, forget about Luck.

[Ming the Merciless]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Expect Barkley or Jones. If we get Luck, great. But you're only setting yourself up for disappointment.

We need more barkley and jones threads so I can jack off in a realistic way

[jd1020]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Expect Barkley or Jones. If we get Luck, great. But you're only setting yourself up for disappointment.

Even as unrealistic as a #1 pick and Luck sounds, Barkley/Jones are only just slightly less unrealistic because of who runs the FO. It will all be a disappointment come draft day! We'll be picking like 6th, Barkley/Jones will still be on the board, and we'll pick a WR/OT to further protect Cassel.

Get ready for the once previous, almost Heisman, Case Keenum in the 6th round.