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Dallas Cowboys Release Jerry Jones
http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/ar...ry-jones,2815/
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i assume the Cowboys will have plenty of Crap Space after such a bold move.
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The Cowboys won a playoff game a few years ago.
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01-07-2012, 10:13 AM | #23 |
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Eh, maybe I should have been tipped by the '12 years' part since the last win prior to 2010 was the end of 1996. But c'mon, who'd expect a >2yo onion blurb would be posted as a new thread, particularly if you had to go to the site to see the date as it's not referenced in the thread?
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Which funnier? The article, or the fools that believed it to be true?
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I've come to the conclusion that a lot of people just don't get satire. I also spend some time on a political forum where I've seen people get all bent out of shape about something from an Onion article. I just think some people aren't wired to get satire.
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great title onion. That joke would be on my trophy case if I wrote it.
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Wow....Asshole or not, he'd be a MAJOR upgrade compared to our piece of F***ING shit owner... The biggest asshole on our team is the owner, so get rid of that family, and we might make some progress as a football city. If they stick around, much like their inability to corner the silver market, they'll continue to fail at football too. Wow, this would be so cool if it were true.
Hey, you Clark lurkers, tell Clark and that whole ownership group that they suck hairy balls and I hope they sell and get replaced by some football people... They are the worst of the worst. And tell them to never come back to KC, we don't need their usless asses here!
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