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Old 02-22-2012, 08:15 PM  
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I work in property management, and I see some seriously bizarre shit from time to time in my line of work. This is top ten probably though.

Last Friday, I had a resident at one of my properties report that someone had tried to break in to their storage unit. The thieves were unable to get inside of the unit, but had damaged the lock, and the door. I don't know if they got scared off by something or what.

I asked the lady if she had called the police, and she said she had left them a message. I told her that I would send maintenance right over and have them make sure that her storage unit was secure.

Yesterday a police officer comes into my office, and asks what I know about the incident. I told him what I knew, and talked to him for a min. He, and I both thought the situation was very strange.

Today maintenance had to go back in the laundry room(which is where the storage lockers are) in the basement, for an unrelated issue. They brought me back this note that was attached to the storage locker door.

Keep in mind that this woman is 37 years old, and seemingly mentally competent.

Oh yeah... The smiley face at the bottom... It's smeared blood.



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Old 02-22-2012, 08:29 PM   #16
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Dear Chenza,

I want for that lady write some work letters for me


See what she would charge to compose a letter I can use to respond to any complaint email or letter, and another to reject unqualified candidates for positions.

k thanks bye
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:30 PM   #17
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And assuming I'm right about that, one of them is a Planeteer.
Nah, no mention of antifreeze.
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:31 PM   #18
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99.9% chance one, or several, of the sons made that sign. Alcohol was probably involved.
This is a woman that lives with her elderly mother in a 2 bedroom apt. She may have brothers, but I've only ever heard her talk about her sisters.
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:34 PM   #19
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Dear Chenza,

I want for that lady write some work letters for me


See what she would charge to compose a letter I can use to respond to any complaint email or letter, and another to reject unqualified candidates for positions.

k thanks bye
Aids boa constrictor does sound like something you'd say.
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:34 PM   #20
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does her teenage son attend a KC area school? I forget his name....
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:36 PM   #21
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does her teenage son attend a KC area school? I forget his name....
this woman thankfully has no children. also, she is Caucasian.
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:46 PM   #22
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Also, I would like her to compose a letter of recommendation on my skillz for any job review or client negotiation.


And another for when brideowanian is angry with me, ask her to entitle it "Get out of jail free, I was just having a beer with my brother"
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:47 PM   #23
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:50 PM   #24
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:50 PM   #25
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Is she single? Do you have a pic of her?
I have no idea. No.

She is an obese, white woman.
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:50 PM   #26
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:51 PM   #27
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When I do not pay them, please have her compose a letter to request payment for services rendered and post it here...then I'll use that too.
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:52 PM   #28
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I have no idea. No.

She is an obese, white woman.
Is he 'obese' like Adele or obese like those hippos that ride the carts at Wal Mart?
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:56 PM   #29
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Is he 'obese' like Adele or obese like those hippos that ride the carts at Wal Mart?
Walmart.
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