News Florida Guy Is In Love With A Donkey - Page 2

**gblowfish** · 09-18-2012, 02:42 PM

And I ain't talkin' Peyton Manning!

http://tinyurl.com/9oyneeg

Regardless of what you think of Carlos Romero's penchant for donkey sex, he certainly has courage in his convictions.

Romero, 31, was arrested Monday and charged with misdemeanor sexual activity with an animal, by officials in Ocala, Fla., but believes the real outrage is that the Sunshine State is "backwards" towards zoophilia.

The charges stem from an incident last month where a witness reportedly saw Romero with his pants down “up against the rear of the donkey,” TheSmokingGun.com reported.

Romero reportedly stepped away from the donkey and pulled up his pants when he saw the witness.

However, when Marion County detectives questioned him on Friday, he admitted that when the donkey is in heat, he will stand behind her, scratch her withers, and masturbate. He says he "likes the way her fur feels" on his privates," according to WSTP-TV.

Romero told detectives he had done this five or six times and added that "Florida is a backwards state and people frown on zoophilia here," according to the arrest report.

The victimized animal is a 21-month-old miniature donkey named Doodle he purchased two months ago, according to Ocala.com. The animal has since been removed by animal control, much to Romero's dismay.

"I want my donkey back. There's got to be due process here. I paid $500 for her,” Romero told a judge at the Marion County Jail Tuesday morning according to Ocala.com.

In a jailhouse interview, Romero told the website that he doesn't “feel comfortable around people” and has “never been a people person.”

In addition, he says that animals “are usually there for you," "do not seek other pleasures” and their feelings are “100 percent honest,” compared to humans who “stab you in the back, give you diseases, lie to you” and are “promiscuous.”

Romero told the website he'd been having sex with horses since he was 18, but didn't feel Doodle was ready since “she's blooming into maturity.”

At Romero's first court appearance, Romero entered a plea of not guilty. Bail remained at $2,000, and his next court appearance on Oct. 9.

Bob Nelson, an overseer at the farm, said he has told sheriff's deputies that he does not want Romero there. "I don't want to be associated with anyone like that," Nelson told the website on Tuesday.

Setsuna · 09-18-2012, 04:01 PM

FlaChief58 · 09-18-2012, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Setsuna

I know right? It's a sad day when Missoura folk make fun of Floriduh

09-18-2012, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by billay

Glad to see what I posted has caught on lol

Yeah. You were the first to ever post that gif here. Heh.

Fish · 09-18-2012, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Yeah. You were the first to ever post that gif here. Heh.

The really amusing thing is that he's made that claim a couple times now...

Spott · 09-18-2012, 04:23 PM

I used to think those people on the Springer show were fake until I moved here. Florida is just like Arkansas/West Virginia but just happens to have beaches on the outside to hide how much of a turd this state really is.

Rasputin · 09-18-2012, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by billay

Glad to see what I posted has caught on lol

I wasn't sure who to give credit too, but I remembered it (from like 5 years ago and then again recently)

**gblowfish** · 09-18-2012, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Flachief58

I know right? It's a sad day when Missoura folk make fun of Floriduh

I don't make the Florida news, I just report it.

FAX · 09-18-2012, 08:07 PM

My goodness, Mr. gblowfish. What magazines do you subscribe to?

Ah well ... I guess he took the whole, "ass ****" thing literally.

And you know what they say, "Once you go mule, you never really completely wash off all the stool."

FAX

Braincase · 09-18-2012, 08:16 PM

I thought this was another Peyton Manning love thread.

LOCOChief · 09-18-2012, 08:18 PM

The victimized animal is a 21-month-old miniature donkey named Doodle

"I want my donkey back.

Setsuna · 09-18-2012, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Flachief58

I know right? It's a sad day when Missoura folk make fun of Floriduh

Le sigh. gblowfish needs to be banned from making threads.

big nasty kcnut · 09-18-2012, 08:43 PM

So john elway found a boyfriend.

**Lumpy** · 09-18-2012, 08:46 PM

Spott · 09-18-2012, 08:52 PM

Damn, this dude sure looks like he gets some pleasure out of doing a jackass.

His piece of ass.

Al Bundy · 09-18-2012, 08:53 PM

Has to be a Gator/Jaguar fan.

09-18-2012, 02:42 PM
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