Chiefs Hey everybody I wrote a really funny joke about Jon Baldwin - Page 2

Thig Lyfe · 12-20-2012, 01:00 AM

hey so you know how he apparently has an undisclosed illness

well hey he's so bad at catching footballs that's the first thing he's caught all season! haha!

thank you thank you

this joke (C) copyright 2012 Thig Lyfe, all rights reserved

listopencil · 12-20-2012, 01:16 AM

Hey did you here about the strange white substance on the field at the KC-OAK game?

**DaneMcCloud** · 12-20-2012, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe

sounds like somebody's jealous they didn't think of it first

I'm crying in my Stella as I type

Thig Lyfe · 12-20-2012, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

Hey did you here about the strange white substance on the field at the KC-OAK game?

duh, I wrote that joke. it was my masterpiece until i came up with the jon baldwin one, now that's my masterpiece

i can let you fwd the strange white substance joke to 10 of your friends for only $900

Thig Lyfe · 12-20-2012, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I'm crying in my Stella as I type

Wait.

Are you Adrien Brody??????

I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN!!!

**CrazyPhuD** · 12-20-2012, 01:20 AM

Ok I want to hear your Belcher joke next!

**RealSNR** · 12-20-2012, 01:22 AM

I already got the Japanese to make a cheap knockoff called the The Killer Letters That Look Like A Pair Of Boobies. I will do the same to this joke as well.

rabblerouser · 12-20-2012, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I'm crying in my Stella as I type

Stella's good shit.

Thig Lyfe · 12-20-2012, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

Ok I want to hear your Belcher joke next!

"Other than that, Coach Crennel, how was the Saturday morning team meeting?"

Thig Lyfe · 12-20-2012, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR

I already got the Japanese to make a cheap knockoff called the The Killer Letters That Look Like A Pair Of Boobies. I will do the same to this joke as well.

Oh you mother****er, you're the one who ripped off my Killer B's nickname in the Far East markets??? EXPECT TO HEAR FROM MY LAWYER

**RealSNR** · 12-20-2012, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

Ok I want to hear your Belcher joke next!

Q: How many Jovan Belchers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two. One Jovan Belcher to screw in the lightbulb, and the other Jovan Belcher to shoot it with a gun, drive to Arrowhead, say goodbye to Romeo and Scott, and kill himself

listopencil · 12-20-2012, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe

duh, I wrote that joke. it was my masterpiece until i came up with the jon baldwin one, now that's my masterpiece

i can let you fwd the strange white substance joke to 10 of your friends for only $900

It was bird poop. Bwahahaha.

rabblerouser · 12-20-2012, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe

"Other than that, Coach Crennel, how was the Saturday morning team meeting?"

that's not a joke.

A joke would be something like :

'Coach Crennel, how hard do you think this season has been for your players to endure.'

'Well, it's been pretty bad for them, but it's been murder on their families...'

THAT is a joke, that isn't even very good...but better than yours, and I came up with it while I typed.

And it doesn't deserve its own thread, either.

**J Diddy** · 12-20-2012, 01:28 AM

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267832

Post 15

I'll send you my address so you can mail me my royalty checks.

**RealSNR** · 12-20-2012, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Driving Wheel

that's not a joke.

A joke would be something like :

'Coach Crennel, how hard do you think this season has been for your players to endure.'

'Well, it's been pretty bad for them, but it's been murder on their families...'

Actually, that one's pretty funny.

listopencil · 12-20-2012, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267832

Post 15

I'll send you my address so you can mail me my royalty checks.

Oh snap!

12-20-2012, 01:00 AM
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