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Florida Teen shoots himself in penis and testicles
http://www.wtsp.com/news/article/272...yssey=obinsite
PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida -- A teenager is recovering after police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought. It happened Thursday morning at a home on the 200 block of Verada Street in Port St. Lucie. Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself. Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh. Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party. While police were investigating at the home where it happened, they discovered marijuana in the house. That led to the arrest of the homeowner Joseph Lamar James, 22, on drug charges. |
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09-10-2013, 08:46 PM | #16 |
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Bet he can't hit it again and keep the pattern tight...
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09-10-2013, 08:46 PM | #17 |
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Obviously he shot his wad all over the place for the last time.
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09-10-2013, 08:47 PM | #18 |
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I have actually have seen a full grown man rip his ball sack open with his bare hands
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09-10-2013, 08:48 PM | #19 |
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Good aim???
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09-10-2013, 08:48 PM | #20 |
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It would be more appropriate to say that took balls....
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09-10-2013, 08:58 PM | #21 |
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Is the chair OK?
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09-10-2013, 08:59 PM | #22 |
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I think he was splitting hairs...
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09-10-2013, 09:07 PM | #23 |
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At some point, did it occur to you that the nice thing to do was to recommend to him stopping the full on jack hammer approach to masturbation and possibly attempt some nice lilac lotion to aid in the satisfaction of his needs?
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09-10-2013, 09:10 PM | #24 |
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I'd just like to point out that a lot of people pay a lot of money to do what he did surgically, except he did it much cheaper.
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09-10-2013, 09:12 PM | #25 |
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he was acting crazy, we were trying to reason with him and see what was wrong with him, he dropped trou and did it, there wasn't enough time to have a "some point" for any thought (other than, "WTF?!?!)
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09-10-2013, 09:14 PM | #26 |
I'm with the banned.
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09-10-2013, 09:14 PM | #27 |
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Good God.
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09-10-2013, 09:17 PM | #28 |
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That guy's nuts.
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09-10-2013, 09:43 PM | #29 |
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09-10-2013, 09:45 PM | #30 | |
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Did you clasp onto his nuts and hold his balls together at any point afterwards? I do this because I have to know if you're a bloody ball grabber. |
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