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Old 07-06-2014, 12:27 PM  
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Ever punch yourself in the mouth?
Well I have now. Battery went tits up in my car so ordered a dieeasy at Kmart they had 22 bucks off online site to store. Charged the f'ed battery up and headed to Kmart. Had one those terminal straps to carry the battery. I decided to change it out in parking lot. As I was lifting the new into the battery slot terminal strap let loose. As I was leaning over hood fist came up and popped me right into the lip. Split it open like a Forman - Quarry(sp) fight. Was bleeding like a faucet drops on batter and on asphalt. Got in car drove home with Kleenex in it and it was soaked in blood.

Did some first aid but bleeding would not stop so drove to outpatient clinic. Well 6 stitches later and I was out there. Felt like a fool plus they will put stitches in anything. What a pain in the ass.
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Old 07-06-2014, 01:03 PM   #16
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It happened in Sarpy county jail back in 1988
JFC...That's about 3 Sarpy County Jail references I can recall.
Seems like you might be kind of a dumbass.
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Old 07-06-2014, 01:05 PM   #17
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Oh, in that case:


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Old 07-06-2014, 01:06 PM   #18
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JFC...That's about 3 Sarpy County Jail references I can recall.
Seems like you might be kind of a dumbass.
Its the same story I've now told 3 times dumbass.
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Old 07-06-2014, 01:07 PM   #19
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Old 07-06-2014, 03:49 PM   #20
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Old 07-06-2014, 03:58 PM   #21
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If I'm working on a car it's almost a guarantee that I will end up bleeding from somewhere, usually knuckles or fingers. Can't say I have ever punched myself in the mouth though, least not that I can remember.
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Old 07-06-2014, 04:13 PM   #22
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Old 07-06-2014, 04:29 PM   #23
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What do you tell srvy with two black eyes?


Nothing, he's already told himself twice.
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Old 07-06-2014, 04:46 PM   #24
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Old 07-06-2014, 05:47 PM   #25
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Its the same story I've now told 3 times dumbass.
No way...cause one of them you said was after the Quiet Riot/Whitesnake concert and that was probably 1983 or 84, definitely not 1988.
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Old 07-06-2014, 07:21 PM   #26
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srvy, never punched myself in the mouth, but if you want to feel any better about your week I have a story....


So, i'm installing pool filter/pump and running plumbing for that. I set my PVC glue and primer up on the deck and dropped down through the hatch where the pump and filter go. I'm down there working a while. I reach up and grab the piece of flex hose I need to go from the heater to the chlorine tablet trap and pull it down to me. Well, lets just say I pulled the glue and primer down with it and I forgot to screw the cap on the glue. I had that can of glue land on the back of my neck and pour down my shirt to my ass crack. So I come flying up out of the hole and snag my belly on a hose clamp I didn't bend over and cut that open too. What a disaster. Had wife scrub my back for an hour getting that shit off. I had some hair on my back..... great wax material for the lady folk's legs if interested, but it burns a bit.
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Old 07-06-2014, 07:33 PM   #27
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The chiefs colts playoff game replay is on NFL network right now, I'm about to punch myself in the face for watching it.
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The chiefs colts playoff game replay is on NFL network right now, I'm about to punch myself in the face for watching it.
I wanted to punch myself in the face for spending the money to be there.
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Old 07-06-2014, 07:47 PM   #29
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Old 07-06-2014, 07:48 PM   #30
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I was feeling shitty about my job and my life for a while. I couldn't stop buying shit from IKEA and I just felt like I had a pointless existence.
I met this guy on a flight (weird guy, but charismatic as shit), and he have me his card.
When I got home my apartment had ****ing blown up! I mean, can it get worse?
So I call this guy and we meet for beers. After a few drinks, he tells me this weird idea... That we should punch each other. I mean, what the ****? I was tipsy, though, and in a bad way, so I went for it. Got the first shot and punched him in the ear. He then takes a guy shot at me that doubles me over. We hit each other for a while, then finished our beers.
Long story short, I end up getting twisted into this guys strange idea of what living should really be about. We fought, ****ed with "the man," and it even escalated far enough to plan to detonate all the financial buildings in New York. About that time, I started to get a little unnerved by the whole thing, and questioned the violence and nihilism.
**** it, I decided to shoot myself. But I didn't die. And I realized that this guy I had met didn't even exist! I started to remember back to when we had first met, and it turns out we weren't punching each other, I was punching myself! And all the plans were mine!
Hilarity ensued, a couple of buildings went away... but I got the girl in the end.

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