Most Unlikable Baseball Player Tournament - Round 5, Heat 1 (FINAL FOUR)

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Please vote for the player you dislike the most in each heat. Feel free to give reasons (words, pictures, videos, etc.) why this player is unlikable, as it may not always be immediately evident and you may persuade others to join in your disdain of douchey players. Two players who advanced from the first four rounds will be chosen randomly for each heat, and the winner of each heat will go to the championship.

ROUND 5, HEAT 1 (THE FINAL FOUR)

Brett Lawrie (Blue Jays, A's, White Sox)

Unlikable traits:
- Is the ultimate "bro."
- Douchey player is attracted to douchey teams - has played for Blue Jays, A's, and White Sox.
- Involved in multiple brawls and altercations on the field. Videos forthcoming.
- Seems to have a bad case of roid rage.
- Seriously thinks it's cool to have fangs in his mouth while he plays baseball.
- Called his high school P.E. teacher a "big baby" who has "0 class" on Twitter because he let a star basketball player, Brent Malish, take more shots than Lawrie. This well-constructed insult happened seven years later, when Lawrie was already a professional athlete and was apparently still upset that he wasn't the star basketball player in 10th grade.
- Malish's uncle came to his defense on Twitter, Lawrie told him to "go play on Facebook" and called him a douche.
Story about Lawrie still bitching about high school basketball when he's a Major League baseball player: https://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/bret...-school-sports
- Threw his helmet at an umpire because he didn't like a strike call. Was suspended four games. After the game, he said, "it took a bad hop and it hit him totally by accident. I never meant to throw it at him." See video below and judge for yourself.








Josh Donaldson (A's, Blue Jays)

Unlikable traits:
- Has the worst haircut on the Earth.
- Whines all the time about everything.
- Threw a childish tantrum when the Royals pitched him inside.
- Was caught on camera yelling, "**** you! Suck my cock!" to Angels dugout.
- Started a bench-clearing incident in the 13th inning of a tied playoff game when he was caught on camera mouthing, "**** you!" to the Rangers pitcher repeatedly.
- Stars in the stupid razor commercial below.
- Incorporates his douchey whininess into video games now.
- Referred to his teammates and himself as "gods."

6Gods coming to Baltimore. 🔥🔥@MStrooo6 @JoeyBats19 @RobertoOsuna1 @russellmartin55 pic.twitter.com/SiuphIXGZW

— Josh Donaldson (@BringerOfRain20) April 19, 2016

Video of Donaldson wearing a stupid shirt and talking in his stupid redneck voice (I thought he was Canadian?) about how he wants to beat the Royals (around the 1:40 mark):
http://www.thewhig.com/2016/05/27/ju...lb-the-show-16

Video of Donaldson incorporating his douchiness into a video game:
https://www.facebook.com/mlbtheshow/...104041/?type=3

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by TimBone

Yep. I mentioned in his last heat that Lawrie looks the part of the typical douche. A simple glance at him, and you can spot it. Bautista will likely win, but Lawrie defines the word douche.

I've always found Lawrie hilarious (or at least the fact that someone like him actually exists). He's like a living caricature of a frat boy douche and completely unabashed about it.

[Indian Chief]

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

What's with current/former Blue Jays?

The Royals currently have a "thing" with the Blue Jays so that's why they are so heavily represented. A year from now you could have completely different results.