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Old 08-26-2017, 08:39 AM  
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Three Things About Last Night's Game
My pre-season tune up for the regular season.

3. Seattle's fans are a lot like our fans, except they've had the experience of a Super Bowl or two since our last trip. As far as the national CBS Broadcast, Dan Fouts is an insufferable prick. He's always held a grudge against KC because he was in our division, and KC was a laughing stock during his playing days, so he's always looked his nose down at us. The fewer games we draw him as a color commentator, the better.

2. Elvis, uh I mean Casshole, uh...I mean Alex Smiff: I've come to the firm belief that Smiff is just a slightly better than average NFL starting QB. You can make a firm argument that he's the third best in our division, only Semen for the Donks is worse, and not by much. Smiff's receivers did him no favors; but if you watch his throws, they're never on the numbers or in stride. They're high, or low, or behind the receiver. Maholmie, on the other hand, hits guys where they can do something with the ball once its been delivered. Yeah, it's going to be a learning year for Mahomie behind Smiff. But the kid has promise. I'm much more optimistic than when we picked him over Watson on draft day.

1. How many times did our D-line line up offsides? Four? Five? More? That's seems like a pretty simple in game fix, but double digit penalties is not in character for a Andy Reid coached team. So we'll not make too big a deal out of that. QB pressure was poor on Wilson, Jones got the only clean shot sack on him. Maybe in a real game Justin Houston would change that dynamic. D-backs all covered relatively well for a pre-season game. I'm a little bit worried about Nelson and Gaines. Nelson tends to draw DPIs at inopportune times, and Gaines dropped an INT he should have had easy. Also worried about Eric Berry having NO pre-season reps. I hope he's able to step in and play against the Pats without looking bad.

OK, now I'll put on my baseball cap and watch. Don't want to strain anything.

Oh, and certainly hope Ware is going to be OK. We seriously need him for third and short.
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Old 08-26-2017, 09:34 AM   #16
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Smiff has a good regular season record, because of non-offensive points support. Defense and ST's scoring for him. He's good enough to get you into the playoff dance, but when he comes up against someone better, like Luck, or Brady, or Rapistburger, he loses. The only QB he's beaten in the playoffs was Brian Hoyer. Brian......Freaking.....Hoyer. Think about that for a minute.
To be fair, he also outdueled Drew Brees.
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Old 08-26-2017, 09:35 AM   #17
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remembering a time when gb wasn't just the same old CP "Smiff" hater. Aaaaahhhh...

I absolutely love animal lovers, so I won't dig much on this.. but wow.. dumb dumb ****ing ridiculous dumb.












You know.. I'd like to take the time to think about that and all.. but I can't push the "you're a tool you're a tool you're a massive tool" outta my thoughts.

Alex Smith is nothing special.. other than his win % and perseverance from the first handful of terribad supporting cast. Mahomes may be great and I hope he will be.

.. but you will always be that poster that was once useful and fair.. and now devolved into a more eloquent SDH. Not mad. Just very disappointed that this is what has become of you. Good day sir. Continue to be good and kind to your pets.
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Old 08-26-2017, 09:36 AM   #18
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To be fair, he also outdueled Drew Brees.
True, but I only care what he does as a Chief.
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Old 08-26-2017, 09:44 AM   #19
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Remember how hot the offense was in last preseason? Remember how scorching hot our offense was in the first 4 weeks of the regular season

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Old 08-26-2017, 09:54 AM   #20
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How many times can Fouts say "Legion of Boom" during one football game- he acted like he coined the phrase.

Does Zombo know he is supposed to tackle the runner? On the first Seatle drive- runs up and immediately engages the blocker while letting the runner skate by. Ford looked lost out there as well. With Mauga, Zombo, Hali being either slow, old or both- Pretty worried about the LB depth.

Even when Gaines is finally in the perfect spot to make a play- he drops it. Nelson was burned all night and between the two will be all Brady needs to carve us up like a Thanksgiving turkey.

Is there a game that Jah Reid plays in he does not get a stupid penalty? Terrible.

With Veech bragging about not needing the waiver wire because we are loaded with talent and all the reports of Alex looking like a HOFer in camp- the Chiefs have their hype machine running full tilt. The proof was on the field though and it was the same old unprepared sloppy ass start we have grown to expect from Andy.

Knowing that Alex will be trotting out there to lead this bungling squad against the Champs the first game, really takes all the excitement out of upcoming football season. We have watched this all before and know how it will end.
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Old 08-26-2017, 09:58 AM   #21
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So, I guess it reposted my post. I wonder if anyone even noticed?
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Old 08-26-2017, 10:02 AM   #22
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Figured this place would become unbearable once we drafted mahomes and it hasn't disappointed. Smith would have been 11/17 nearly 200 yards if his wrs hadn't dropped 4 first downs. Mahomes mechanics were trash. All the physical skills in the world which Alex doesn't have but you can't objectively watched last night's game and say Mahomes is ready to be the starter.
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Old 08-26-2017, 11:36 AM   #23
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Well let's investigate. We won't beat NE nor Dallas that's two losses. We won every division game last season and scored on a punt return in four of them that turned the table for a victory. That won't happen again so the chances of two division losses is more than likely. That's 4. Giants on the road I don't think we can win. 5 losses. I think we should assume that we will blow a game we should win. Maybe Buffalo so that's 6. We also should assume we will pull a miracle and win one we should lose like at home against Pitt in a revenge game so now we are back to 5. I'll role with 10 and a playoff exit if 10 is enough to get in. I left a toss up game out there.
I waa thinking along those lines as well. No matter the case, change is coming next season.
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Old 08-26-2017, 11:51 AM   #24
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remembering a time when gb wasn't just the same old CP "Smiff" hater. Aaaaahhhh...

I absolutely love animal lovers, so I won't dig much on this.. but wow.. dumb dumb ****ing ridiculous dumb.












You know.. I'd like to take the time to think about that and all.. but I can't push the "you're a tool you're a tool you're a massive tool" outta my thoughts.

Alex Smith is nothing special.. other than his win % and perseverance from the first handful of terribad supporting cast. Mahomes may be great and I hope he will be.

.. but you will always be that poster that was once useful and fair.. and now devolved into a more eloquent SDH. Not mad. Just very disappointed that this is what has become of you. Good day sir. Continue to be good and kind to your pets.
funny every time i see a post from you "you're a tool, you're a tool, you're a mother ****ing tool" goes through my mind.

George is a million times better than you
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Well let's investigate. We won't beat NE nor Dallas that's two losses. We won every division game last season and scored on a punt return in four of them that turned the table for a victory. That won't happen again so the chances of two division losses is more than likely. That's 4. Giants on the road I don't think we can win. 5 losses. I think we should assume that we will blow a game we should win. Maybe Buffalo so that's 6. We also should assume we will pull a miracle and win one we should lose like at home against Pitt in a revenge game so now we are back to 5. I'll role with 10 and a playoff exit if 10 is enough to get in. I left a toss up game out there.
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I've had my fill of 7-17, 44 yard efforts in one half of football out of our starting QB.
Yes but Alex's mechanics are freaking awesome- that is what counts.

Mechanics and footwork are more important than points.
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Old 08-26-2017, 12:37 PM   #28
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George, I really appreciate the effort you put in to your VERY accurate analysis.

That the Alexsexuals despise you only shows what everyone under the known universe already knows:

Chiefs current, starting QB = garbages.
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Figured this place would become unbearable once we drafted mahomes and it hasn't disappointed. Smith would have been 11/17 nearly 200 yards if his wrs hadn't dropped 4 first downs. Mahomes mechanics were trash. All the physical skills in the world which Alex doesn't have but you can't objectively watched last night's game and say Mahomes is ready to be the starter.
I think there is only a select few calling for Mahomes to start this year.

The majority understand that he needs some time.
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