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Old 05-22-2003, 11:43 AM  
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Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of!
To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all.

My first contribution, heard about a week ago:

Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A: Not being reeruned.


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Old 05-22-2003, 12:22 PM   #16
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What do a Gynecologist and a pizza delivery man have in common???





They can both smell it but they cant eat it!!!!
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:22 PM   #17
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Q: What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?

A: You know she'll swallow!
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:23 PM   #18
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A man pays for a hooker and they get started. He feels like he is pummeling sandpaper.

He says, "Damn, your pu**y is rough".

She gets up and says, "I'll be right back". She comes back and he slides in smooth as silk.

He says, "That's nice, what did you do?"

She replies, "I pulled the scabs."
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:23 PM   #19
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Q: What are the two biggest lies in Poland?

A: "The check is in your mouth" and "I won't come in the mail."
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:26 PM   #20
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Two gays are driving down the street when they see a dog on the side of the road licking his prick. "I sure wish I could do that," said the one gay. To which the other replied,

"Don't you think you ought to pet him first??"
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:26 PM   #21
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What is more gross than a truckload of dead babies???????











A live baby at the bottom trying to eat his way out....
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:26 PM   #22
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Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?

Free ham.
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:28 PM   #23
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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?



You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:28 PM   #24
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How did the Puerto Rican woman know that her daughter was having her period?

She could taste the blood on her son's penis.
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:30 PM   #25
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Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...

The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."

"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"

"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fock her."
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:32 PM   #26
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Martina Navratilovna won the 1994 Wimbledon match, and she is retiring from tennis. An interviewer thought she might speak more freely now that she is off the circuit, and asked:

"Tell us, Martina, did you ever use steroids?"

Her unequivocal reply:

"Suck my dick!"
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:32 PM   #27
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A Rabbi and a Catholic priest are walking down the street. The C. Priest sees a little boy.
The Priest leans over to the Rabbi and asks," You wanna take him back there in that alley and screw him??".
The Rabbo replies "Out of what??".
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:33 PM   #28
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Q. What's the definition of Trust?

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Old 05-22-2003, 12:34 PM   #29
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:36 PM   #30
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a brother and sister are having sex, and the sister says, "you're a lot heavier than dad is"
brother says, "yeah, that's what mom always says"
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