B-17 #3 Dreamsicle - Page 2

big nasty kcnut · 01:41 AM

The name of our bird has officially been sanctioned as

Dreamsicle

This is our official noseart

Captain: Vlad Logicslav

At ease.

Copilot memyselfi (AWOL)
Bombardier Hoover
Navigator The Bad Guy
Engineer JimNasium
Radio Op. BigChiefDave
Tail Gunner kcnut
Ball Turret Gunner Ecto-I
Right Waist Gunner Warrior5
Left Waist Gunner cntrygal

01-21-2004, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warrior5

That's what I want to know...who's in the cockpit? Where's the other waist gunner (Cntrygal)? Obviously the O2 supply to TSGT kcnut is malfunctioning (along with his intercom), so no one is watching our 6.

And who let you on this aircraft? CPT Logical is gonna kick your butt when he finds out.

...just the token waist gunner.

I'm just inspecting the rig (ie: stealing your beer). I think I know where the other waist gunner is, though. She's wasted, quite literally, at the bar. She's quite the party soldier.

I kinda assumed the tail gunner had been mortally wounded.

Warrior5 · 01-21-2004, 03:23 PM

My whole crew is AWOL, we ain't got a plane name yet, we don't have our nose art done, we got a pacifist Raider fan for a co-pilot, and Phobia is walking around the plane trying to steal parts for his wreck.

01-21-2004, 03:30 PM

I don't want anybody to say "Phobia's unhelpful". With that in mind, here are my submissions for your plane name:
gochiefs
Slayer Disabled
sofeisty
AmericanHero
Robinson's Excuso
and
Pillowbiters Exthpreth

JimNasium · 01-21-2004, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warrior5

My whole crew is AWOL, we ain't got a plane name yet, we don't have our nose art done, we got a pacifist Raider fan for a co-pilot, and Phobia is walking around the plane trying to steal parts for his wreck.

Sorry, I'm still trying to find the ignition switch. Last I saw of Logical he was loading his jeep with a seabag and a shovel. Denise is no where to be found.

Warrior5 · 01-21-2004, 03:37 PM

That explains that loud "gong" sound I heard, followed by a loud thump. No wonder I couldn't find the shovel.

What do you want to name this bird, anyway?

Keep an eye on Phobia; he's cannibalizing parts. I'm going to check on Ecto-I...I saw him crawling into his ball turret with something rolled up in his hand.

Abba-Dabba · 01-21-2004, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warrior5

My whole crew is AWOL, we ain't got a plane name yet, we don't have our nose art done, we got a pacifist Raider fan for a co-pilot, and Phobia is walking around the plane trying to steal parts for his wreck.

WTF are you calling wreck? I'll have you know that we keep that plane fine tuned like a Kretuzer Stradivarius violin. Don't mind he half eaten Burger King cheeseburger, the empty Krispy Kreme boxes and the porno mags with no covers that are strewn under the pilots seat.

01-21-2004, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saggysack

WTF are you calling wreck? I'll have you know that we keep that plane fine tuned like a Kretuzer Stradivarius violin. Don't mind he half eaten Burger King cheeseburger, the empty Krispy Kreme boxes and the porno mags with no covers that are strewn under the pilots seat.

I was framed.... by my co-pilot.... whoever in the heck that is. Yeah. Framed.

big nasty kcnut · 01-21-2004, 03:44 PM

Don't question my readiness i'll be knocking down krauts faster then their blitzkrig fly across france.

Logical · 01-21-2004, 04:28 PM

My first decree is that Denise is AWOL and we are looking for a recruit to replace her. I suggest that Warrior5 go on a recruiting mission to bring in Jenny Gump.

Warrior5 · 01-21-2004, 05:38 PM

Suggest? What kinda milk-toast boss are you, anyway. Take charge of this aircraft, and start directing. Recommend you start by asking the tail gunner WTH a "blitzkrig fly" is

I'm enroute to recruit, er...LT Jenny Gump.

Logical · 01-21-2004, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warrior5

Suggest? What kinda milk-toast boss are you, anyway. Take charge of this aircraft, and start directing. Recommend you start by asking the tail gunner WTH a "blitzkrig fly" is

I'm enroute to recruit, er...LT Jenny Gump.

With kcnut on board we never need to worry about encryption. I have requisitioned decoder rings. Carry on.

big nasty kcnut · 01-21-2004, 05:48 PM

i'll be knocking down krauts faster then their blitzkrig can fly across france. that what i ment to say.

Jenny Gump · 01-21-2004, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warrior5

Suggest? What kinda milk-toast boss are you, anyway. Take charge of this aircraft, and start directing. Recommend you start by asking the tail gunner WTH a "blitzkrig fly" is

I'm enroute to recruit, er...LT Jenny Gump.

I'm the fifth backup crew member. Looks like you can't have me til the 2nd or 3rd mission. Standing by and ready.

Over.

Logical · 01-21-2004, 06:09 PM

Jenny

I will check with central command reporting that Crewmember Denise is absent without leave and request your assignment as her replacement.

Jenny Gump · 01-21-2004, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logical

Jenny

I will check with central command reporting that Crewmember Denise is absent without leave and request your assignment as her replacement.

That would be greeaat.
BTW, do we have a name for our bomber yet?
I like dreamsicle. Of course, it doesn't sound very intimidating, but I think our crew is man enough, oh yeah... and woman enough to handle it.

01-21-2004, 02:48 AM
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $1130900	Aircraft #3 The name of our bird has officially been sanctioned as Dreamsicle This is our official noseart Captain: Vlad Logicslav At ease. Copilot memyselfi (AWOL) Bombardier Hoover Navigator The Bad Guy Engineer JimNasium Radio Op. BigChiefDave Tail Gunner kcnut Ball Turret Gunner Ecto-I Right Waist Gunner Warrior5 Left Waist Gunner cntrygal Last edited by Logical; 03-12-2004 at 01:41 AM..
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01-21-2004, 03:23 PM	#17
Warrior5 Stram was Cav Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $8984010	This sucks... My whole crew is AWOL, we ain't got a plane name yet, we don't have our nose art done, we got a pacifist Raider fan for a co-pilot, and Phobia is walking around the plane trying to steal parts for his wreck. __________________ The best pass defense is attacking the passer.
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01-21-2004, 03:30 PM	#18
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	I don't want anybody to say "Phobia's unhelpful". With that in mind, here are my submissions for your plane name: gochiefs Slayer Disabled sofeisty AmericanHero Robinson's Excuso and Pillowbiters Exthpreth
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01-21-2004, 03:37 PM	#20
Warrior5 Stram was Cav Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $8984010	Ahhhhh... That explains that loud "gong" sound I heard, followed by a loud thump. No wonder I couldn't find the shovel. What do you want to name this bird, anyway? Keep an eye on Phobia; he's cannibalizing parts. I'm going to check on Ecto-I...I saw him crawling into his ball turret with something rolled up in his hand. __________________ The best pass defense is attacking the passer.
Posts: 5,233

01-21-2004, 03:44 PM	#23
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $1130900	Don't question my readiness i'll be knocking down krauts faster then their blitzkrig fly across france. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
Posts: 18,923

01-21-2004, 04:28 PM	#24
Logical Screw U if U can't take a joke Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	My first decree is that Denise is AWOL and we are looking for a recruit to replace her. I suggest that Warrior5 go on a recruiting mission to bring in Jenny Gump.
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01-21-2004, 05:38 PM	#25
Warrior5 Stram was Cav Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $8984010	CPT Logical Suggest? What kinda milk-toast boss are you, anyway. Take charge of this aircraft, and start directing. Recommend you start by asking the tail gunner WTH a "blitzkrig fly" is I'm enroute to recruit, er...LT Jenny Gump. __________________ The best pass defense is attacking the passer.
Posts: 5,233

01-21-2004, 05:48 PM	#27
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $1130900	i'll be knocking down krauts faster then their blitzkrig can fly across france. that what i ment to say. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
Posts: 18,923

01-21-2004, 06:09 PM	#29
Logical Screw U if U can't take a joke Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Jenny I will check with central command reporting that Crewmember Denise is absent without leave and request your assignment as her replacement.
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