Poop ***The Official RANT Thread*** - Page 20

**Buehler445** · 01-09-2014, 11:39 PM

****

JFC. I'm bad at a lot of shit but come the **** on.

My god. This is how you get people to hate you. Like really hate you. Not just angry. Hate.

You have to be the most worthless **** that has ever crawled this earth. **** you.

Sorry. Had to get that out somewhere without making anything worse.

**TimBone** · 01-10-2014, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445

****

JFC. I'm bad at a lot of shit but come the **** on.

My god. This is how you get people to hate you. Like really hate you. Not just angry. Hate.

You have to be the most worthless **** that has ever crawled this earth. **** you.

Sorry. Had to get that out somewhere without making anything worse.

I had no idea you knew my brother. Small world.

**luv** · 10-07-2014, 10:08 AM

This week, I have been given one letter to type at work. Sounds like I might actually be getting one more to type (I can hear my attorney dictating one). I NEED A NEW JOB!

(Actually, I had a phone interview on Friday I'm waiting to hear back on.)

It's that time of the month, so I'm pissy in general. I just want to bitch and whine and rant. I didn't ask for this. I don't want it!!

**Buehler445** · 04-28-2015, 12:04 PM

Some ****ing days man....

Corn and Wheat prices going to ****ing **** and I have to go out and spend another $35/acre to kill kochia. **** my ****ing life.

KCUnited · 04-29-2015, 11:56 AM

Losing your keys is the ****ing worst.

Went to a show in Lawrence last night that I didn't want to go to, but my buddy's band was opening up and I move in a couple weeks so this might be the last I ever see of some of the fellas and my last show ever in Lawrence (although I came to terms with that when I saw Voivod there in March). I literally had the conversation with myself as my hand was on the doorknob, "you don't have to do this." So against my better judgement, I drive down to see fat ass Max Cavalera, old as **** Death Angel, and sounded like shit Corrosion of Conformity (others were in disagreement about their sound). I'm not even drinking because I drove down solo and didn't want to risk getting shot by a cop over a DUI on my way back. Plus I wanted to leave after my buddy's set.

I get there, see my buddy's band, bought a t-shirt for my wife, listened to some new d-beat cassette in another buddy's van that he wanted me to hear, chatted some other foos up, and posed for some photogs. 8:45 and it's time to head back to KC, watch some Royals on the DVR and hit the hay. Except after walking 4 blocks to my car, I realize I don't have my keys. So I retrace all my steps, nothing. Talk to the guys at the bar where the show is at, no one has turned anything in. So I stick around with hessians crashing into me in the pit while I look for my keys on the floor, nothing. My buddy with the van did the right thing and left early as well, so I send him a Facebook message asking if my keys are in his van.

At this point, no keys and my only ride back to KC is with my buddy's band and they're staying until the end (like all bands should). So at 1:30am we finally head out, but they want to grab a bite so we hit up Burrito King and I get a spicy carnita burrito like I always do (I'll circle back around to what should of been the highlight of my night in a second). Burritos crushed, we hit the road, arrive at their storage unit in KC, I help them unload and finally get dropped of at my house at 2:35am. No keys, my wife's in Chicago, no garage door keypad, no key stashed under a pot; just the cat staring at me through the window like "just come inside, dumbass". So I decide to just sleep on our porch swing, knowing that my neighbor who has a key to our house walks his dog at 7:00am. Now I'm laying there on the porch swing freezing my ass off, and holding back a horrific Burrito King shit. I mean, 1/4 of this thing is already protruding out my butthole, but the possibility of shitting outside was not even considered as this dump had all the prerequisites of needing a Steven King novel amount of paper to clean my ass. And I was right. I've shit twice since gaining entry to my house and both were full of hate.

Anyway, we of course gave our responsible neighbor the key to our house. So attempting to not look like a drugged out nutjob, he comes out and I make up some story about driving my car into our nearby shop for some repairs before they opened and mistakenly left my entire set of keys with the car when I walked back home. Even though I looked a hot mess in my 4th most graphic death metal t-shirt, buttcheek waddling across the street, and a knot in my neck the size of Octomom's dangling clit from laying on that ****ing porch swing; he chuckles awkwardly and grabs his key. While I'm defiling my bathroom, I get a Facebook message from my buddy that my keys are in his van but I'd have to go to his work in Independence to get them. So now I've spent a half day just getting my keys and my shit back up to KC.

*my buddy did offer his place to stay, but he has 2 kids and a pregnant wife who was already grumpy that he was out that late and hadn't yet found out that there was no to-go burrito purchased for her after she likely quizzed him on what he'd eaten that night

*I thought about Uber-ing to a motel, but at 2:30am, I felt I could tough it out and I did.

*the real **** you though, is that my keys are on a clip that fastens to a belt loop, but my dumbass just had them in my pocket

I am no doubt too old for this shit.

**ptlyon** · 04-29-2015, 12:09 PM

That was outstanding United! I could feel the hate...

WhawhaWhat · 04-29-2015, 12:33 PM

I interviewed someone today for a job and asked a pretty standard "What are your career goals?". The person responded, "None."

First time I've ever heard that.

**Buehler445** · 05-12-2015, 04:11 PM

**** this mother****ing cocksucking son of a mother****ing **** ass bitch that lives next to this field I farm.

He turned me into the state again for "damaging" his trees.

Fifth ****ing time he has done it and the only time I ever caused any "damage" was the first time. The problem is that he got paid the first time by our insurance. Now, every time there is a leaf out and I roll next door, he turns me into the state. Just like pulling a slot machine with someone else's tab.

The real problem is that there is absolutely no recourse for filing a blatantly fraudulent claim. None whatsoever. So any time Buehler445 rolls, he goes and finds a leaf that isn't 100% healthy and said I did it. And there is precisely ****all I can do about it. One of 2 things happen when a claim is filed. 1.) Nothing. 2.) Applicator has liability.

The whole thing is mind bogglingly stupid and it pisses me off ****ing infinitely.

**luv** · 02-28-2017, 08:37 AM

Respect receptionists. If people aren't calling you back, it's not their fault. They are doing their job and relaying messages. It is not their job duty to hold a gun to their bosses' heads and make them return calls or get stuff done.

On the flip side, if you work with a receptionist, it would make their day go a lot better if you wouldn't bitch every time they try to transfer a call to you. Especially whenever answering phones is only part of what they do. Not only are they sick of hearing you bitch, they have other things to do, so just take the goddamn call!!!

**luv** · 08-01-2019, 12:54 PM

My kid likes Spiderman, so I thought I'd get him a figurine to play with. Nope. It's got to have this FX port on his back and on his arm so that you can plug different things in like a motorcycle or a web launcher that make sounds. I just want a ****ing figurine. My kid can use his imagination and create his own voice for Spiderman. Nope. Not according to Hasbro.

So, I buy the figurine that came with the bike, because I figure my kid will also get a kick out of it. I also thought that I could simply buy the web launcher separately. Noooope. In order to get the web launcher, I have to buy another figurine that comes with it. WTF!

Biggest scam. A $10 figurine has to turn into nearly $50 of multiple figurines with accessories? Ugh!

Luckily, he's 3, so the gaping hole in Spiderman's arm where the web launcher is supposed to plug into won't phase him a bit.

Still...WTF!

Mephistopheles Janx · 08-01-2019, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

My kid likes Spiderman, so I thought I'd get him a figurine to play with. Nope. It's got to have this FX port on his back and on his arm so that you can plug different things in like a motorcycle or a web launcher that make sounds. I just want a ****ing figurine. My kid can use his imagination and create his own voice for Spiderman. Nope. Not according to Hasbro.

So, I buy the figurine that came with the bike, because I figure my kid will also get a kick out of it. I also thought that I could simply buy the web launcher separately. Noooope. In order to get the web launcher, I have to buy another figurine that comes with it. WTF!

Biggest scam. A $10 figurine has to turn into nearly $50 of multiple figurines with accessories? Ugh!

Luckily, he's 3, so the gaping hole in Spiderman's arm where the web launcher is supposed to plug into won't phase him a bit.

Still...WTF!

Why not just buy a version that doesn't have the FX port?

https://www.amazon.com/Marvel-Spider...ateway&sr=8-10

https://www.amazon.com/Spider-Man-Ma...ateway&sr=8-17

**luv** · 08-01-2019, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MephistophelesJanx

Why not just buy a version that doesn't have the FX port?

https://www.amazon.com/Marvel-Spider...ateway&sr=8-10

https://www.amazon.com/Spider-Man-Ma...ateway&sr=8-17

I saw it was a Titan Series, so I guess I assumed the whole series had the FX ports. So, I feel a little silly about the whole rant thing now. Except for the fact that I can't buy just a web launcher (at least not that I've found yet).

seclark · 08-01-2019, 01:53 PM

I bought my kids a ****in Spider-Man trash can.
Sec

WhawhaWhat · 08-01-2019, 01:04 PM

This thread needs a theme song:

KurtCobain · 10-22-2019, 09:06 PM

**** Walgreens. Spineless cowards.

01-09-2014, 11:39 PM	#1
Buehler445 Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS Casino cash: $1764734	** JFC. I'm bad at a lot of shit but come the on. My god. This is how you get people to hate you. Like really hate you. Not just angry. Hate. You have to be the most worthless that has ever crawled this earth. ** you. Sorry. Had to get that out somewhere without making anything worse.
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10-07-2014, 10:08 AM	#3
luv MY LITTLE #15 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $5939600	This week, I have been given one letter to type at work. Sounds like I might actually be getting one more to type (I can hear my attorney dictating one). I NEED A NEW JOB! (Actually, I had a phone interview on Friday I'm waiting to hear back on.) It's that time of the month, so I'm pissy in general. I just want to bitch and whine and rant. I didn't ask for this. I don't want it!!
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04-28-2015, 12:04 PM	#4
Buehler445 Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS Casino cash: $1764734	Some **ing days man.... Corn and Wheat prices going to ing and I have to go out and spend another $35/acre to kill kochia. my **ing life.
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04-29-2015, 11:56 AM	#5
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $1738244	Losing your keys is the **ing worst. Went to a show in Lawrence last night that I didn't want to go to, but my buddy's band was opening up and I move in a couple weeks so this might be the last I ever see of some of the fellas and my last show ever in Lawrence (although I came to terms with that when I saw Voivod there in March). I literally had the conversation with myself as my hand was on the doorknob, "you don't have to do this." So against my better judgement, I drive down to see fat ass Max Cavalera, old as Death Angel, and sounded like shit Corrosion of Conformity (others were in disagreement about their sound). I'm not even drinking because I drove down solo and didn't want to risk getting shot by a cop over a DUI on my way back. Plus I wanted to leave after my buddy's set. I get there, see my buddy's band, bought a t-shirt for my wife, listened to some new d-beat cassette in another buddy's van that he wanted me to hear, chatted some other foos up, and posed for some photogs. 8:45 and it's time to head back to KC, watch some Royals on the DVR and hit the hay. Except after walking 4 blocks to my car, I realize I don't have my keys. So I retrace all my steps, nothing. Talk to the guys at the bar where the show is at, no one has turned anything in. So I stick around with hessians crashing into me in the pit while I look for my keys on the floor, nothing. My buddy with the van did the right thing and left early as well, so I send him a Facebook message asking if my keys are in his van. At this point, no keys and my only ride back to KC is with my buddy's band and they're staying until the end (like all bands should). So at 1:30am we finally head out, but they want to grab a bite so we hit up Burrito King and I get a spicy carnita burrito like I always do (I'll circle back around to what should of been the highlight of my night in a second). Burritos crushed, we hit the road, arrive at their storage unit in KC, I help them unload and finally get dropped of at my house at 2:35am. No keys, my wife's in Chicago, no garage door keypad, no key stashed under a pot; just the cat staring at me through the window like "just come inside, dumbass". So I decide to just sleep on our porch swing, knowing that my neighbor who has a key to our house walks his dog at 7:00am. Now I'm laying there on the porch swing freezing my ass off, and holding back a horrific Burrito King shit. I mean, 1/4 of this thing is already protruding out my butthole, but the possibility of shitting outside was not even considered as this dump had all the prerequisites of needing a Steven King novel amount of paper to clean my ass. And I was right. I've shit twice since gaining entry to my house and both were full of hate. Anyway, we of course gave our responsible neighbor the key to our house. So attempting to not look like a drugged out nutjob, he comes out and I make up some story about driving my car into our nearby shop for some repairs before they opened and mistakenly left my entire set of keys with the car when I walked back home. Even though I looked a hot mess in my 4th most graphic death metal t-shirt, buttcheek waddling across the street, and a knot in my neck the size of Octomom's dangling clit from laying on that *ing porch swing; he chuckles awkwardly and grabs his key. While I'm defiling my bathroom, I get a Facebook message from my buddy that my keys are in his van but I'd have to go to his work in Independence to get them. So now I've spent a half day just getting my keys and my shit back up to KC. my buddy did offer his place to stay, but he has 2 kids and a pregnant wife who was already grumpy that he was out that late and hadn't yet found out that there was no to-go burrito purchased for her after she likely quizzed him on what he'd eaten that night I thought about Uber-ing to a motel, but at 2:30am, I felt I could tough it out and I did. the real **** you though, is that my keys are on a clip that fastens to a belt loop, but my dumbass just had them in my pocket I am no doubt too old for this shit.
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04-29-2015, 12:09 PM	#6
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04-29-2015, 12:33 PM	#7
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05-12-2015, 04:11 PM	#8
Buehler445 Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS Casino cash: $1764734	** this mothering cocksucking son of a mothering ass bitch that lives next to this field I farm. He turned me into the state again for "damaging" his trees. Fifth ing time he has done it and the only time I ever caused any "damage" was the first time. The problem is that he got paid the first time by our insurance. Now, every time there is a leaf out and I roll next door, he turns me into the state. Just like pulling a slot machine with someone else's tab. The real problem is that there is absolutely no recourse for filing a blatantly fraudulent claim. None whatsoever. So any time Buehler445 rolls, he goes and finds a leaf that isn't 100% healthy and said I did it. And there is precisely all I can do about it. One of 2 things happen when a claim is filed. 1.) Nothing. 2.) Applicator has liability. The whole thing is mind bogglingly stupid and it pisses me off **ing infinitely.
Posts: 57,026

02-28-2017, 08:37 AM	#9
luv MY LITTLE #15 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $5939600	Respect receptionists. If people aren't calling you back, it's not their fault. They are doing their job and relaying messages. It is not their job duty to hold a gun to their bosses' heads and make them return calls or get stuff done. On the flip side, if you work with a receptionist, it would make their day go a lot better if you wouldn't bitch every time they try to transfer a call to you. Especially whenever answering phones is only part of what they do. Not only are they sick of hearing you bitch, they have other things to do, so just take the goddamn call!!!
Posts: 63,455

08-01-2019, 12:54 PM	#10
luv MY LITTLE #15 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $5939600	My kid likes Spiderman, so I thought I'd get him a figurine to play with. Nope. It's got to have this FX port on his back and on his arm so that you can plug different things in like a motorcycle or a web launcher that make sounds. I just want a ****ing figurine. My kid can use his imagination and create his own voice for Spiderman. Nope. Not according to Hasbro. So, I buy the figurine that came with the bike, because I figure my kid will also get a kick out of it. I also thought that I could simply buy the web launcher separately. Noooope. In order to get the web launcher, I have to buy another figurine that comes with it. WTF! Biggest scam. A $10 figurine has to turn into nearly $50 of multiple figurines with accessories? Ugh! Luckily, he's 3, so the gaping hole in Spiderman's arm where the web launcher is supposed to plug into won't phase him a bit. Still...WTF!
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08-01-2019, 01:53 PM	#13
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08-01-2019, 01:04 PM	#14
WhawhaWhat MVP Join Date: Feb 2013 Casino cash: $1031116	This thread needs a theme song:
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10-22-2019, 09:06 PM	#15
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