Poop **** OFFICIAL ChiefsPlanet 2013 Douche of the Year Nomination Thread **** - Page 21

Frazod · 06:43 PM

I wasn't going to do this again, but there are just too many douches out there crying out for recognition, so it's on.

Nominate as many douches as you want. There will be four regions, with douches seeded based on total number of nominations. Total number of rounds in the contest will be determined by the overall level of interest, but at the very least we'll have four regional douche-off polls and a final four poll to determine our douchy winner.

Prospective douches should also feel free to use this thread to showcase their douchy skills (like they need to be told that).

NOMINATIONS CLOSED, BRACKETS SET

There are four regions, 15 douches each. I set them up by number of votes until I got down to single vote nominees, then just dumped them in alphabetically. Regions are random, although damn, the 50/50 region is stacked.

THE TOM CASH REGION
9 Bl4ckmon
4 Alex Smith Fan
3 Phobia
2 SNR
2 Mr. Flopnuts
2 Frazod
AdumbGuy
Amnorix
AustinChief
Beeker
Big Nasty KCnut
Bo's Pelini
Bugeater
Comrade Crapski (Shitsprayer)
Cosmo20002

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO
Bl4ckmon
Alex Smith Fan
Comrade Crapski (Shitsprayer)
Cosmo20002

THE KCCHIEFSFAN 50/50 REGION
7 Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie)
3 COchief
2 Thatguy
2 Setsuna
2 KC native
2 Frankie
DaKCMan
Direckshun
Doctor Facebook Fever (Beerme)
Houstonwhodat
Icarus
InMem58
JASONSAUTO
Kaepernick
Kaylore

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO
Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie)
Setsuna
InMem58
KC native

THE MIDNIGHT VULTURE REGION
6 Piers Morgan (Wickedson)
3 Chiefsshrink
3 [Zach]
2 Richard Cuckold
2 Just Passing By
2 Exoter175
KC Tattoo
KChiefer
Killerclown
Knowmo
L.A. Chieffan
Mother****erJones (dtchiefs4life)
Mr.Pink
O.city
Penbrook

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO
Knowmo
Wickedson
[Zach]
L.A. Chieffan

THE SKIP TOWNE REGION
5 DaneMcCloud
3 ChiefsandO’sfan
2 Sweet Dick Willy
2 Patteeu
2 Gonzo
2 Cephalic Trauma
Ptlyon
RunKC
Scho63
something cooler
Stevieray
ThaVirus
TheBadGuy
Tman
Trivers

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO

DaneMcCloud
ChiefsandO’sfan
Sweet Dick Willy
Cephalic Trauma

**Lumpy** · 04-11-2013, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

That is less of an insult to you and more of an insult to the pathetic men who "hit" on internet girls that are only a member of the board because their husband joined.

Now the latter part of that statement could be considered an insult. I know that if, and big if, I ever get married there is no way the slut I end up with is going to have a registered ChiefsPlanet account.

This is guy time. This isn't husband/wife time.

Do you feel more like a man now?

LiveSteam · 04-11-2013, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Do you feel more like a man now?

Hootie · 04-11-2013, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Do you feel more like a man now?

I never feel like much of a man...I have modeling hands that make me appreciate my feminine side.

I do feel, like always, like the voice of reason for this board.

CALLING IT HOW IT IS SINCE JAN. 2006

I AM NEITHER TRUE FAN NOR DRAFTURBATOR

I'M REASON

Hootie · 04-11-2013, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveSteam

is that funny because she's a girl and you're a depressed, lonely, 40+ year old man?

That's my guess.

In58men · 04-11-2013, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

is that funny because she's a girl and you're a depressed, lonely, 40+ year old man?

That's my guess.

Now that's

ImAWalkingCorpse · 04-11-2013, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

is that funny because she's a girl and you're a depressed, lonely, 40+ year old man?

That's my guess.

Or because you were on here bragging about taking advantage of a drunk girl...?

**Lumpy** · 04-11-2013, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

I never feel like much of a man...I have modeling hands that make me appreciate my feminine side.

I do feel, like always, like the voice of reason for this board.

CALLING IT HOW IT IS SINCE JAN. 2006

I AM NEITHER TRUE FAN NOR DRAFTURBATOR

I'M REASON

I also read that you admitted to having a small penis, too. Is that right?

Hootie · 04-11-2013, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

I also read that you admitted to having a small penis, too. Is that right?

doesn't matter when I get them SO drunk they are passed out when I have sex with them

and the small penis helps me deny it when I face accusations

Hootie · 04-11-2013, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImAWalkingCorpse

Or because you were on here bragging about taking advantage of a drunk girl...?

see above

Sorter · 04-11-2013, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

like, seriously

I've felt this way since the day I first started message boards and came across a board called 'thedilly.com' and they had a poster who responded to EVERYONE with .jpgs and .gifs.

It's stupid, a terrible posting style, and it immediately renders you an internet shithead of a person.

I hate it. I have probably made around 500,000 total online posts in the history of my online career and I think I may have responded to something with a picture 1 or 2 times...and it's quite possible that it was 0.

and if I did, it was probably a .gif of a Huard throw that I liked with actual content beyond said picture as well.

Like I know I have one thread of a .gif I made of Pollard crushing Brady's knee but that isn't what I'm talking about...

I'm talking about Sorter and his creepy .gifs he always posts. How that made him popular is beyond me.

LiveSteam · 04-11-2013, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

is that funny because she's a girl and you're a depressed, lonely, 40+ year old man?

That's my guess.

Ya thats me.

**Lumpy** · 04-11-2013, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

doesn't matter when I get them SO drunk they are passed out when I have sex with them

and the small penis helps me deny it when I face accusations

Interesting.

So, the only way that you can get your dick wet is to get chicks drunk. Got it.

Hootie · 04-11-2013, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Interesting.

So, the only way that you can get your dick wet is to get chicks drunk. Got it.

Yep. And not just drunk, SO drunk.

**Lumpy** · 04-11-2013, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

Yep. And not just drunk, SO drunk.

That's hard to believe, seeing as how you have such a charming demeanor.

**Dave Lane** · 04-11-2013, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B14ckmon

Who's that fat ****er in your avatar? The franchise QB of the Chiefs?

He's not fat, he's a midget. If he were 6 foot tall he'd be height to weight proportional.

04-11-2013, 11:57 AM
Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $1633385	** OFFICIAL ChiefsPlanet 2013 Douche of the Year Nomination Thread I wasn't going to do this again, but there are just too many douches out there crying out for recognition, so it's on. Nominate as many douches as you want. There will be four regions, with douches seeded based on total number of nominations. Total number of rounds in the contest will be determined by the overall level of interest, but at the very least we'll have four regional douche-off polls and a final four poll to determine our douchy winner. Prospective douches should also feel free to use this thread to showcase their douchy skills (like they need to be told that). NOMINATIONS CLOSED, BRACKETS SET There are four regions, 15 douches each. I set them up by number of votes until I got down to single vote nominees, then just dumped them in alphabetically. Regions are random, although damn, the 50/50 region is stacked. THE TOM CASH REGION 9 Bl4ckmon 4 Alex Smith Fan 3 Phobia 2 SNR 2 Mr. Flopnuts 2 Frazod AdumbGuy Amnorix AustinChief Beeker Big Nasty KCnut Bo's Pelini Bugeater Comrade Crapski (Shitsprayer) Cosmo20002 ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO Bl4ckmon Alex Smith Fan Comrade Crapski (Shitsprayer) Cosmo20002 THE KCCHIEFSFAN 50/50 REGION 7 Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie) 3 COchief 2 Thatguy 2 Setsuna 2 KC native 2 Frankie DaKCMan Direckshun Doctor Facebook Fever (Beerme) Houstonwhodat Icarus InMem58 JASONSAUTO Kaepernick Kaylore ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie) Setsuna InMem58 KC native THE MIDNIGHT VULTURE REGION 6 Piers Morgan (Wickedson) 3 Chiefsshrink 3 [Zach] 2 Richard Cuckold 2 Just Passing By 2 Exoter175 KC Tattoo KChiefer Killerclown Knowmo L.A. Chieffan MothererJones (dtchiefs4life) Mr.Pink O.city Penbrook ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO Knowmo Wickedson [Zach] L.A. Chieffan THE SKIP TOWNE REGION 5 DaneMcCloud 3 ChiefsandO’sfan 2 Sweet Dick Willy 2 Patteeu 2 Gonzo 2 Cephalic Trauma Ptlyon RunKC Scho63 something cooler Stevieray ThaVirus TheBadGuy Tman Trivers ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO** DaneMcCloud ChiefsandO’sfan Sweet Dick Willy Cephalic Trauma Last edited by Frazod; 04-17-2013 at 06:43 PM..
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