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Old 05-23-2013, 09:57 PM  
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Have you ever been with a fat chick?
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Old 05-25-2013, 01:25 PM   #301
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Yes, a few times.

Hoggerbeast describes one of them perfectly.
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Old 05-25-2013, 01:53 PM   #302
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Was at a party several years back and was piss drunk. I was sitting down, leaning against a wall having another drink when this fat broad squats down in front of me and says the magic words... "I want to suck your cock." I was so drunk that I crawled to the bathroom with her trailing behind me. I sat on the toilet and she went to town. She treated my dick like it was her last meal. About 10 minutes later my buddies started pounding on the door so I told them I was taking a shit. They didn't believe me and began to heckle me for what they assumed was me ****ing this fatty. I was so humiliated that I stopped her and left the bathroom. I promised everyone that I was just getting head but they didn't believe me. Shortly after she asked me if I wanted her to finish me off in her car but I was too embarrassed to allow it.
Damn this just doesn't happen enough!
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Old 05-25-2013, 02:11 PM   #303
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She must have sucked to take over 10 minutes...
I was drunk.
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Old 05-25-2013, 02:20 PM   #304
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Old 05-25-2013, 02:23 PM   #305
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I was drunk.
It happens.

For a lot of guys "drunk d!ck" means they can't get it up. For me (and many others) it's quite the opposite.

I take forever to shoot and then take forever to go limp afterwards (no, that's not really manly or to any advantage at all...)
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Old 05-25-2013, 02:40 PM   #306
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I've been with a couple overweight women in the past, and I had myself a perfectly pleasant time.

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Old 05-25-2013, 04:30 PM   #307
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I've had my fair share of chubby wonders and most are pretty good and tight. Once in a while they disappoint.

The real skinny chicks always seem to have real loose snappers

Chubby chicks try much harder

The 9's and 10's I slept with weren't very good in bed but a lot of the 4 and 5's really rocked it like a porn star.

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Old 05-25-2013, 05:41 PM   #308
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Old 05-25-2013, 06:51 PM   #309
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take forever to go limp afterwards (no, that's not really manly or to any advantage at all...)
Ive dated some nymphos in my time and when I have that "issue", sometimes I'll sit up, grab another drink, and let them ride for another 10 mins or so.
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Old 05-25-2013, 07:09 PM   #310
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Old 05-25-2013, 07:31 PM   #311
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Ive dated some nymphos in my time and when I have that "issue", sometimes I'll sit up, grab another drink, and let them ride for another 10 mins or so.
I just say I have to use the rest room and run out the back door. Of course I leave a rose and a thank you card on the way out.
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Old 05-25-2013, 08:26 PM   #312
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Yes it does, it's called Herpes(space herpes if you really get around).
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Old 05-25-2013, 09:41 PM   #314
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It happens.

For a lot of guys "drunk d!ck" means they can't get it up. For me (and many others) it's quite the opposite.

I take forever to shoot and then take forever to go limp afterwards (no, that's not really manly or to any advantage at all...)
**** dude you are in for one hell of a case of arthritis. I'm talking like Bob Dole type clinched fist type shit.
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Old 05-26-2013, 02:08 AM   #315
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