**** OFFICIAL ChiefsPlanet 2013 Douche of the Year Nomination Thread ****

[Frazod]

I wasn't going to do this again, but there are just too many douches out there crying out for recognition, so it's on.

Nominate as many douches as you want. There will be four regions, with douches seeded based on total number of nominations. Total number of rounds in the contest will be determined by the overall level of interest, but at the very least we'll have four regional douche-off polls and a final four poll to determine our douchy winner.

Prospective douches should also feel free to use this thread to showcase their douchy skills (like they need to be told that).

NOMINATIONS CLOSED, BRACKETS SET

There are four regions, 15 douches each. I set them up by number of votes until I got down to single vote nominees, then just dumped them in alphabetically. Regions are random, although damn, the 50/50 region is stacked.

THE TOM CASH REGION
9 Bl4ckmon
4 Alex Smith Fan
3 Phobia
2 SNR
2 Mr. Flopnuts
2 Frazod
AdumbGuy
Amnorix
AustinChief
Beeker
Big Nasty KCnut
Bo's Pelini
Bugeater
Comrade Crapski (Shitsprayer)
Cosmo20002

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO
Bl4ckmon
Alex Smith Fan
Comrade Crapski (Shitsprayer)
Cosmo20002

THE KCCHIEFSFAN 50/50 REGION
7 Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie)
3 COchief
2 Thatguy
2 Setsuna
2 KC native
2 Frankie
DaKCMan
Direckshun
Doctor Facebook Fever (Beerme)
Houstonwhodat
Icarus
InMem58
JASONSAUTO
Kaepernick
Kaylore

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO
Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie)
Setsuna
InMem58
KC native

THE MIDNIGHT VULTURE REGION
6 Piers Morgan (Wickedson)
3 Chiefsshrink
3 [Zach]
2 Richard Cuckold
2 Just Passing By
2 Exoter175
KC Tattoo
KChiefer
Killerclown
Knowmo
L.A. Chieffan
Mother****erJones (dtchiefs4life)
Mr.Pink
O.city
Penbrook

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO
Knowmo
Wickedson
[Zach]
L.A. Chieffan

THE SKIP TOWNE REGION
5 DaneMcCloud
3 ChiefsandO’sfan
2 Sweet Dick Willy
2 Patteeu
2 Gonzo
2 Cephalic Trauma
Ptlyon
RunKC
Scho63
something cooler
Stevieray
ThaVirus
TheBadGuy
Tman
Trivers

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO

DaneMcCloud
ChiefsandO’sfan
Sweet Dick Willy
Cephalic Trauma

[Molitoth]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

like, seriously

I've felt this way since the day I first started message boards and came across a board called 'thedilly.com' and they had a poster who responded to EVERYONE with .jpgs and .gifs.

It's stupid, a terrible posting style, and it immediately renders you an internet shithead of a person.

I hate it. I have probably made around 500,000 total online posts in the history of my online career and I think I may have responded to something with a picture 1 or 2 times...and it's quite possible that it was 0.

and if I did, it was probably a .gif of a Huard throw that I liked with actual content beyond said picture as well.

Like I know I have one thread of a .gif I made of Pollard crushing Brady's knee but that isn't what I'm talking about...

I'm talking about Sorter and his creepy .gifs he always posts. How that made him popular is beyond me.

Dunno why this even bothers you.

Sorters football takes make up for all the boxxy gifs.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by PGM

Just Passing By....for well sticking around instead of following Pioli and Cassel's ass out of town.

Seconded. With extreme douche prejudice.
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[In58men]

Originally Posted by Molitoth

Dunno why this even bothers you.

Sorters football takes make up for all the boxxy gifs.

It can get annoying at times, but doesn't bother me much.


ChiefsandO's use to be a lot worse. **** he was annoying.

[Dave Lane]

Originally Posted by Pablo

This guy is gonna win in a landslide.

I don't know there are some damned good douches this year.

[LoneWolf]

Amnorix because this is the year to rid ourselves of everything Patriots.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

I don't know there are some damned good douches this year.

yeah all those douches who think Flacco is an elite QB...hard to choose I agree

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Buzz_TinBalls

I nominate Phobia for this -- he lets all you douches keep posting

of course, I am gold

Nominated, mother****er. Boom.
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[Lumpy]

Hootie, on a serious note, do you just not like me or is it that you hate women in general?

I just want to know if I should take it personally and go cry or something.

[LoneWolf]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Hootie, on a serious note, do you just not like me or is it that you hate women in general?

I just want to know if I should take it personally and go cry or something.

He's like Buffalo Bill on Silence of the Lambs. Hates women but wants to be one.

Put the lotion in the basket Lumpy.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Hootie, on a serious note, do you just not like me or is it that you hate women in general?

I just want to know if I should take it personally and go cry or something.

I have a special rule when it comes to you since you get so emotional every time I call you out.

I don't speak of you or about you until you put your foot in your mouth and bring me up first. At that point, I take off that very special restriction that I made for you because I'm a nice guy.

Basically, you call me an attention whore, and the best to boot...but you decided to make this post: http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....&postcount=218 in a thread I was heavily participating in without provocation.

Therefore, you were looking for a reaction, and being the nice guy that I am, I gave you exactly what you were looking for.

You're welcome.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

I shall participate since my opinion is really the only one that matters when it comes to subjects like these:

DaneMcCloud: Any "successful" real life person doesn't act like DaneMcCloud. He's bi-polar, and sick in the head.

Direkshun: For believing I actually thought we should legalize rape and tax it.

KC Tattoo: Not having common sense = douchey.

ChiefsandO'sfan: for being him, and for having a ' in his name, and for having 95% of his posts be tweets from other tweeters. We get it dude, you like twitter. Stop post whoring and take your neg reps like an adult.

Exoter: For being an argument troll. We get it dude, you like going against the grain and pretending you're not trolling for arguments to pass time in your pathetic life. Just admit it and get over the fact you have a tiny penis.

Frazod: For having 80,000+ posts on a Chiefs board while not being a sports fan. I think he meant to sign up for Planet and by the time he realized what he did wrong the lazy fatass just said **** it and stayed. (This is probably the funniest thing I've posted in 5 months).

Wonton Prejiduce: For being terrible at recognizing the difference between good QB play and bad QB play.

Dave Lane: See above.

FAX: For being the best poster on this site and not posting.

houstonwhodat: for being a reeruned n00b and posting reeruned threads about shows like Oprah and SNL.

BossChief: For taking everything so serious, thinking he could be an NFL GM, and always trying to figure out things that he can never figure out. Oh and taking this board too seriously.

Sorter: If 75% of your posts are .gifs/.jpgs, you're a douche. A creepy douche.

tk13: for constantly disagreeing with me; that makes you a douche

petezg (or whatever his name is): for thinking Alex Gordon is a leadoff hitter.

That's it for now. I'm sure I missed on...

oh shit, one more:

ROR (whatever his dipshit name is now): for being the biggest douche with the least funny and worst posting style on the planet.

Mother**** YOU. Another vote for Hootie IN.
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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Hootie, on a serious note, do you just not like me or is it that you hate women in general?

I just want to know if I should take it personally and go cry or something.

"Cry" my ass. If that dipshit doesn't like you; go throw a ****ing parade in celebration.
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[KC native]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

I have a special rule when it comes to you since you get so emotional every time I call you out.

I don't speak of you or about you until you put your foot in your mouth and bring me up first. At that point, I take off that very special restriction that I made for you because I'm a nice guy.

Basically, you call me an attention whore, and the best to boot...but you decided to make this post: http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....&postcount=218 in a thread I was heavily participating in without provocation.

Therefore, you were looking for a reaction, and being the nice guy that I am, I gave you exactly what you were looking for.

You're welcome.

[LiveSteam]

Originally Posted by KC native

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[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

I have a special rule when it comes to you since you get so emotional every time I call you out.

I don't speak of you or about you until you put your foot in your mouth and bring me up first. At that point, I take off that very special restriction that I made for you because I'm a nice guy.

Basically, you call me an attention whore, and the best to boot...but you decided to make this post: http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....&postcount=218 in a thread I was heavily participating in without provocation.

Therefore, you were looking for a reaction, and being the nice guy that I am, I gave you exactly what you were looking for.

You're welcome.

When did I ever get emotional?

Don't flatter yourself, Hootie. You have yet to get me all sensitive and weepy.

I don't desire special treatment from you or anyone on this board, btw. I'm here to have a good time, bust a few balls, make a few jokes, and, (believe it or not), read Chiefs news. If that bothers you, then the problem here is you.