Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. - Page 22

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:21 PM

Post your reasons here. I'll start.

1. They stand between us and the playoffs.

2. We play them next week.

3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts.

4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams.

5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously.

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little.

8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight.

9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.

10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2.

11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich.

12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places.

Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.

AlWilsonizKING · 11-29-2005, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Not making the playoffs makes one incessantly use periods?

Um no.......Not making it to the playoff bugs YOU like alll the periods do......okay?!?! Want me to lead you around Denver by the hand and show you what REAL FOOTBALL is like.....not that K.C. bulls**t you all are used to.....

You all think the point of a season is beating the Raiders or Broncos, when the real goal (as any true football fan would know) is to win the Superbowl.....which we have done a couple of times.

When was the last time you all made it?!?!

PEACE!!!

BIG_DADDY · 11-29-2005, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by AlWilsonizKING

Not trying to "win anybody over" here....just making sure you all know the FACTS of what it is you all are whining.....ooops I mean talking about.

BTW Rain "Gotta watch Wapner" Man.....do you have a life other than taking up space on this message board?!?! It sure seems as if you don't......just an observation....

PEACE!!!

Aurora isn't that the place that just banned like 10 different breeds of dogs so all the bundle of stickss that live there feel saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafe?

vailpass · 11-29-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Aurora isn't that the place that just banned like 10 different breeds of dogs so all the pillowbiters that live there feel saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafe?

Aurora is gangbanger central.

**Donger** · 11-29-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by AlWilsonizKING

Um no.......Not making it to the playoff bugs YOU like alll the periods do......okay?!?! Want me to lead you around Denver by the hand and show you what REAL FOOTBALL is like.....not that K.C. bulls**t you all are used to.....

You all think the point of a season is beating the Raiders or Broncos, when the real goal (as any true football fan would know) is to win the Superbowl.....which we have done a couple of times.

When was the last time you all made it?!?!

PEACE!!!

Anywhoo, back to the periods.

Do you view your prodigious use of them as being akin to an Internet stutter?

**Donger** · 11-29-2005, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Aurora isn't that the place that just banned like 10 different breeds of dogs so all the pillowbiters that live there feel saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafe?

It's basically the Olathe of the Denver area.

AlWilsonizKING · 11-29-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Aurora isn't that the place that just banned like 10 different breeds of dogs so all the pillowbiters that live there feel saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafe?

Well it was only Pit Bulls......and I definitly ain't no pillowbiter with my Rottie named Evermore!!!! Wanna come see her?!?!?! She would love to take a bite outta some BBQ'd K.C. Fans......

RULE K.C. Bytchass!!!!

PEACE!!!

**Donger** · 11-29-2005, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by AlWilsonizKING

Well it was only Pit Bulls......and I definitly ain't no pillowbiter with my Rottie named Evermore!!!! Wanna come see her?!?!?! She would love to take a bite outta some BBQ'd K.C. Fans......

RULE K.C. Bytchass!!!!

PEACE!!!

Wow. Congratulations.

You've just reached the level of idiocy attained by only one other member of ChiefsPlanet.

Mark M · 11-29-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by AlWilsonizKING

When the chefs get a receiver that is even half as great as Rod Smith is then you can talk about him and the things he does....until then keep wishing you had a team that could make it to the f'n playoffs.......zing!!!

And what does that have to do with a celebration being ****ing reeruned?

Celebrations have nothing to do with who's doing it -- it has to do with whether or not it's dumb. And T.M.H.S = dumb.

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Oh and by the way....when we were doing T.M.H.S. (M.A. is the only Bronco who still does) Terrell was a big fan of Master P and the No Limit Soldiers....so he adopted the name "No Limit Soldiers." It was supposed to only be for the Running Backs (who to this day still have NO LIMIT) but when Eddy Mac and Co. started doing it, it became the Mile High Salute.

And how, exactly, does that make it less than 100% stupid?

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After Terrell left it sort of died out and now M.A. (being the ex US MARINE that he is) still does it.....OUT OF RESPECT I'M SURE!!!!

If MA is doing it out of respect for his service, that's all good.

If MA is doing it because Terrell started it, it's all ghey.

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Plus I used to do the worm in elementary school.....

Maybe you should've spent more time learning how to use punctuation.

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needs talent my ass......

Your ass needs talent? You should send a PM to this guy.

And quit posting like Yoda.

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you all must like to watch a grown mans ass up in the air, huh?!?!

Apparently, you've liked to put your ass in the air from a very early age (since you were doing the worm in elelmentary school).

That's kinda disturbing ...

expected from a Donkey fan, but disturbing.

MM
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**Rain Man** · 11-29-2005, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by AlWilsonizKING

BTW Rain "Gotta watch Wapner" Man.....do you have a life other than taking up space on this message board?!?! It sure seems as if you don't......just an observation....

I got one of those MacArthur Genius grants, so I have a lot of free time.

What's your name, and I'll let you know if you're on the next list of finalists.

Mark M · 11-29-2005, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Wow. Congratulations.

You've just reached the level of idiocy attained by only one other member of ChiefsPlanet.

I'm sure there's more than one ...

MM
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**Rain Man** · 11-29-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark M

I'm sure there's more than one ...

MM
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It's kind of like how Eskimos have 500 words for snow.

BIG_DADDY · 11-29-2005, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by AlWilsonizKING

Well it was only Pit Bulls......and I definitly ain't no pillowbiter with my Rottie named Evermore!!!! Wanna come see her?!?!?! She would love to take a bite outta some BBQ'd K.C. Fans......

RULE K.C. Bytchass!!!!

PEACE!!!

Yea I'll bring my pit and I'll let you introduce them.

Since your in Aurora you should read this. http://dogpolitics.typepad.com/my_we..._vote_the.html

greg63 · 11-29-2005, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

Technically, no. I was typing, but then again, when you root for the

I guess that's close enough.

Your right, I guess what I meant to ask was: are you spewing?

**Rain Man** · 11-29-2005, 01:35 PM

Reason #942 to hate the Broncos: Jason Elam has a really big head. I mean, really big. When he retires, he's going to pursue a second career as a drive-in movie screen.

**Donger** · 11-29-2005, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark M

I'm sure there's more than one ...

MM
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Not with the same kind of accidental panache.

11-27-2005, 09:21 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2758491 VARSITY	Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. Post your reasons here. I'll start. 1. They stand between us and the playoffs. 2. We play them next week. 3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts. 4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams. 5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously. 6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance. 7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little. 8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight. 9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules. 10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2. 11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich. 12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places. Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.
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11-29-2005, 01:35 PM	#329
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2758491 VARSITY	Reason #942 to hate the Broncos: Jason Elam has a really big head. I mean, really big. When he retires, he's going to pursue a second career as a drive-in movie screen. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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