Hear ye, hear ye! The great treason trial has begun! - Page 23

**Rain Man** · 11-01-2006, 04:49 PM

The Defendant: Mecca

The Judicial Team

Presiding Judge: Rain Man
Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd
Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon
Chief Bailiff: frazod
Assistant Bailiff: slag02
Court reporter and commentator: Greg63
Court reporter and commentator: SPChief
Courtroom artist: stevieray

Prosecution Team:

Donger - Lead Prosecutor
Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor
GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal

Defense Team:

Redrum_69 - Lead Defender
JBucc, Logical, SNR, JohnnyV13 - Dream Team Legal Defense Team

The jury:

Adept Havelock
JimNasium
Delano
scott free
On the Warpath58
PastorMikH
Chieficus
AZChiefFan
NJChieffan
Metrolike
mmaddog
unlurking

The charges:

Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs.

Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy.

Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player.

Charge 4. (Remanded to lower court - no longer applicable.)

Charge 5. General mayhem.

Here is the process. In order to grant the defendant the right to a speedy trial, we will employ a shortened nine-step process.

Step 1. The prosecution and defense will make their opening statements. We will hear from the lead prosecutor and defender and any assistant prosecutors or defenders who wish to speak as well.

Step 2. The prosecution will make its case. They may call any witnesses needed and present any evidence. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. (This is an enlightened courtroom.)

Step 3. The defense will make its case, and may cross-examine any prosecution witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 4. The prosecution may make a rebuttal, and may cross-examine any defense witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 5. The prosecution will make their closing statement.

Step 6. The defense will make their closing statement.

Step 7. Jury deliberations.

Step 8. The reading of the verdict.

Step 9. If the defendant is guilty of any charges, the court will provide the sentencing.

The trial begins now, with opening statements by legal counsel.

(Banging gavel)

**luv** · 11-06-2006, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Chief

Objection, your Honor!

Redrum_69 gave the example of "tight end", then clearly stated that luv couldn't use this term...yet she did!

Instead, luv could have used other football-related terms such as "wide receiver", "slot position", "reverse", or even "double reverse".

I demand that her response be stricken from the record at once and that all jurors be instructed to completely disregard her last comment!

Please forgive me, I misread the question. I was going to use the term wide receiver, but there are too many ways to perceive that.

**Easy 6** · 11-06-2006, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

considering nothings ever gone up there.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *scott free sits back down*

**Bob Dole** · 11-06-2006, 01:36 PM

As a member of the gallery who has read nothing in this thread, Bob Dole would like to offer [shout]BURN HIM![/shout]

**luv** · 11-06-2006, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrum_69

ON that note, lets just say you are clearly inexperienced..we’ll just say you are “desperate for some play action” now in this situation you are out with friends to a place you frequent often. Now in this familiar territory you are being charged/chased by several new strangers, but your friends are taking the strangers advancements away from you to keep you safe. In one instance, while trying to make a statement and possibly rush to the restroom thinking the coast is clear, you run and out of your periphereal vision you sense some stranger going to hit on you so you try to avoid it. But your friend, who clearly was not on her game that night, slipped and fell into this stranger which then the trajectory of the stranger's move coupled with your friends slipping caused the stranger to bump into you, further up your body then you expected. Surely you wouldnt fine this indiviual for trying to make a hit on you when you too were running to get to the restroom.

I'm not considered a threat, so opposing players usually leave me alone (aka I don't normally get hit on anyway).

bogie · 11-06-2006, 01:39 PM

I'd hit it.

Redrum_69 · 11-06-2006, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

I'm not considered a threat, so opposing players usually leave me alone (aka I don't normally get hit on anyway).

So on that note, you are stating that since you are not a "threat" then strangers at a bar, even when being hit from your friends at a different angle, because both parties slipped and fell into each other hitting you at a strange angle wouldnt warrant jail time or fined because it was clearly an accident...correct?

**luv** · 11-06-2006, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrum_69

So on that note, you are stating that since you are not a "threat" then strangers at a bar, even when being hit from your friends at a different angle, because both parties slipped and fell into each other hitting you at a strange angle wouldnt warrant jail time or fined because it was clearly an accident...correct?

If the stranger grabbed my head and turned it backwards, accidental or not, he's going to pay.

Redrum_69 · 11-06-2006, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

If the stranger grabbed my head and turned it backwards, accidental or not, he's going to pay.

But since you are sexual inexperienced, then you wouldnt know if that was a position or not.

**luv** · 11-06-2006, 01:46 PM

*Wonders where the objections from the prosecution are are.*

I'm clearly not qualified to make such judgements. Seeing as how I know very little, comparitively speaking, about football, I shouldn't have been called up here to begin with.

Commenting on the trial should not have made me a witness.

Redrum_69 · 11-06-2006, 01:47 PM

Sometimes a good "fish-hook" is needed to get your point across. See me after the trial and I'll show you...

**luv** · 11-06-2006, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrum_69

But since you are sexual inexperienced, then you wouldnt know if that was a position or not.

You're asking an inexperienced person to state an informed opinion? You seem to be trying to discredit me. Good. I don't know what I'm doing up here to begin with.

Redrum_69 · 11-06-2006, 01:50 PM

Clearly the witness is holding back from the defense. I further feel that all the witnesses have been bought by the prosecution or they are fearful of being ostracized by the CP community. I dont think we'll get a fair trial on the CP board, therefore I think we should move this trail over to the Broncos board...no wait..they banned me from there last year....How about the raiders board...

**Donger** · 11-06-2006, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrum_69

Could you state your sexual history in football terms?

For example: are you a tight end? you cant use this...just for example..

Objection! Leading.

Redrum_69 · 11-06-2006, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

Objection! Leading.

35 minutes later someone from the prosecution speaks...

**Donger** · 11-06-2006, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrum_69

35 minutes later someone from the prosecution speaks...

I was masturbating, okay?

11-01-2006, 04:49 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-462449 VARSITY	Hear ye, hear ye! The great treason trial has begun! The Defendant: Mecca The Judicial Team Presiding Judge: Rain Man Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon Chief Bailiff: frazod Assistant Bailiff: slag02 Court reporter and commentator: Greg63 Court reporter and commentator: SPChief Courtroom artist: stevieray Prosecution Team: Donger - Lead Prosecutor Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal Defense Team: Redrum_69 - Lead Defender JBucc, Logical, SNR, JohnnyV13 - Dream Team Legal Defense Team The jury: Adept Havelock JimNasium Delano scott free On the Warpath58 PastorMikH Chieficus AZChiefFan NJChieffan Metrolike mmaddog unlurking The charges: Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs. Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy. Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player. Charge 4. (Remanded to lower court - no longer applicable.) Charge 5. General mayhem. Here is the process. In order to grant the defendant the right to a speedy trial, we will employ a shortened nine-step process. Step 1. The prosecution and defense will make their opening statements. We will hear from the lead prosecutor and defender and any assistant prosecutors or defenders who wish to speak as well. Step 2. The prosecution will make its case. They may call any witnesses needed and present any evidence. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. (This is an enlightened courtroom.) Step 3. The defense will make its case, and may cross-examine any prosecution witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. Step 4. The prosecution may make a rebuttal, and may cross-examine any defense witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. Step 5. The prosecution will make their closing statement. Step 6. The defense will make their closing statement. Step 7. Jury deliberations. Step 8. The reading of the verdict. Step 9. If the defendant is guilty of any charges, the court will provide the sentencing. The trial begins now, with opening statements by legal counsel. (Banging gavel)
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11-06-2006, 01:36 PM	#333
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $-1124563	As a member of the gallery who has read nothing in this thread, Bob Dole would like to offer [shout]BURN HIM![/shout]
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11-06-2006, 01:39 PM	#335
bogie West Coast Chief Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: california Casino cash: $10004900	I'd hit it. __________________
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11-06-2006, 01:46 PM	#339
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-1170000	Wonders where the objections from the prosecution are are. I'm clearly not qualified to make such judgements. Seeing as how I know very little, comparitively speaking, about football, I shouldn't have been called up here to begin with. Commenting on the trial should not have made me a witness.
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11-06-2006, 01:47 PM	#340
Redrum_69 Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: your nightmares Casino cash: $10004900	Sometimes a good "fish-hook" is needed to get your point across. See me after the trial and I'll show you...
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11-06-2006, 01:50 PM	#342
Redrum_69 Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: your nightmares Casino cash: $10004900	Clearly the witness is holding back from the defense. I further feel that all the witnesses have been bought by the prosecution or they are fearful of being ostracized by the CP community. I dont think we'll get a fair trial on the CP board, therefore I think we should move this trail over to the Broncos board...no wait..they banned me from there last year....How about the raiders board...
Posts: 6,358