Have you ever been with a fat chick?

[Titty Meat]

How was it?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by ghak99

I've always just assumed a rather large sweaty gravy making behemoth rolled over on his skinny ass during a drunken night in college.

....in a moment of confusion she confused Lil Omaha for a Vienna Sausage and chomped down

[rico]

I have been with 1....and I was a Freshman in college, 18 or so beers deep and repulsed while doing so. And I remember having to close my eyes and imagine someone else while doing it. I somehow, in a drunken stupor got talked into doing this by a couple of my friends...who made fun of me for the next 3.5 years of college about it.

And to make things worse, this girl went freaking crazy on me afterwards...starting when I put my pants back on and made it clear to her that I never wanted anything to do with her in the future and never really did to begin with. She proceeded to make my life a living hell from that point on. No joke.

With that said, I'd advise anyone the refrain from having sex with a fat chick unless they genuinely are attracted to them/interested in them in terms of having a potential future together. Fat chicks are so desperate for attention that when they actually attain some, then lose it....they become a much more volatile version of the Stay-Puft marshmallow women they already were. They then way difficult to deal with....very regrettable. Youngsters, just say no to fat chicks.

Not to generalize or anything, but this seemed to be a pattern that was consistent with more than just me....my friends/acquaintances all seemed to have similar experiences with the fat chicks they hooked up with.

[tooge]

been with one or two waaay back in the day. It was sex. Physically feels pretty much the same. Mentally it is way worse.

[ghak99]

Originally Posted by rico

Not to generalize or anything, but this seemed to be a pattern that was consistent with more than just me....my friends/acquaintances all seemed to have similar experiences with the fat chicks they hooked up with.

Their immediate telling of your grossly exaggerated immediate relationship to their family, coworkers, friends, trash man, paperboy, local news agency, and anyone who will listen can definitely be detrimental to ones game.

[morphius]

Originally Posted by rico

I have been with 1....and I was a Freshman in college, 18 or so beers deep and repulsed while doing so. And I remember having to close my eyes and imagine someone else while doing it. I somehow, in a drunken stupor got talked into doing this by a couple of my friends...who made fun of me for the next 3.5 years of college about it.

And to make things worse, this girl went freaking crazy on me afterwards...starting when I put my pants back on and made it clear to her that I never wanted anything to do with her in the future and never really did to begin with. She proceeded to make my life a living hell from that point on. No joke.

With that said, I'd advise anyone the refrain from having sex with a fat chick unless they genuinely are attracted to them/interested in them in terms of having a potential future together. Fat chicks are so desperate for attention that when they actually attain some, then lose it....they become a much more volatile version of the Stay-Puft marshmallow women they already were. They then way difficult to deal with....very regrettable. Youngsters, just say no to fat chicks.

Not to generalize or anything, but this seemed to be a pattern that was consistent with more than just me....my friends/acquaintances all seemed to have similar experiences with the fat chicks they hooked up with.

I think that chick is one of my FB friends. Every damn time she finds a guy the next post is that she has found the love of her life, 3 days later the guy is an evil bastard, then she is madly in love with him and they have the MOST romantic/loving times, and a week later he is cheating on her. Rinse and repeat this a couple times a year. I feel I should unfriend her, but it is such a train wreck I can't help but keep watching...

[Backwards Masking]

Originally Posted by ghak99

Their immediate telling of your grossly exaggerated immediate relationship to their family, coworkers, friends, trash man, paperboy, local news agency, and anyone who will listen can definitely be detrimental to ones game.

the smart ones know when to quit when they've had their fill, making it easier to come back for seconds

[Donger]

I think all of you who copulated with a large girl should actually be happy that she didn't gnaw off a limb in the process as a light, post-coital snack.

[rico]

Originally Posted by morphius

I think that chick is one of my FB friends. Every damn time she finds a guy the next post is that she has found the love of her life, 3 days later the guy is an evil bastard, then she is madly in love with him and they have the MOST romantic/loving times, and a week later he is cheating on her. Rinse and repeat this a couple times a year. I feel I should unfriend her, but it is such a train wreck I can't help but keep watching...

Considering you are an avid poster on Chiefsplanet, it seems to me as if you have an affinity for watching train wrecks. Me too, man....me too.

[Backwards Masking]

Originally Posted by Donger

I think all of you who copulated with a large girl should actually be happy that she didn't gnaw off your dick in the process as a light, post-coital snack.

FYP

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by morphius

I think that chick is one of my FB friends. Every damn time she finds a guy the next post is that she has found the love of her life, 3 days later the guy is an evil bastard, then she is madly in love with him and they have the MOST romantic/loving times, and a week later he is cheating on her. Rinse and repeat this a couple times a year. I feel I should unfriend her, but it is such a train wreck I can't help but keep watching...

Hit her up for some head

[rico]

Originally Posted by Donger

I think all of you who copulated with a large girl should actually be happy that she didn't gnaw off a limb in the process as a light, post-coital snack.

Haha, has anyone here claimed that they didn't?

I know the limbs to my soul/pride were gnawed on quite a bit.

[rico]

Originally Posted by ghak99

Their immediate telling of your grossly exaggerated immediate relationship to their family, coworkers, friends, trash man, paperboy, local news agency, and anyone who will listen can definitely be detrimental to ones game.

Lol, no kidding....especially if your family, coworkers, friends, trash men, paperboys, local news agencies, anyone who could listens' memories transformed from one of a gnat to one of an elephant when it came to your fat chick story.

[Predarat]

Originally Posted by morphius

I think that chick is one of my FB friends. Every damn time she finds a guy the next post is that she has found the love of her life, 3 days later the guy is an evil bastard, then she is madly in love with him and they have the MOST romantic/loving times, and a week later he is cheating on her. Rinse and repeat this a couple times a year. I feel I should unfriend her, but it is such a train wreck I can't help but keep watching...

Hmmm this must be a common FB friend we share. Funny thing is, its NEVER a guy her size.

[Hammock Parties]

My disgust with fat chicks actually stems from youth, from far before I was fat myself. I was about 7-8 years when I was traumatized.

There was this Bertha chick named Heather who had the hots for me in like, Primary four, I think (fourth grade). One day at recess her friends trapped me behind one of the outside buildings and she came stalking down the alley toward me. Bertha Heather definitely wanted a kiss. I could see the lust in her eyes. Time seemed to slow down. There was no escape. I was sure I was a goner.

She was about 10 feet away and the sweat beaded on my forehead. I could see my life flashing before my eyes. The predator had it's prey right where she wanted it. And then the bell rang. An opening in the lynch mob! I ran to daylight. Bertha would not be kissed today.

[rico]

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls

My disgust with fat chicks actually stems from youth, from far before I was fat myself. I was about 7-8 years when I was traumatized.

There was this Bertha chick named Heather who had the hots for me in like, Primary four, I think (fourth grade). One day at recess her friends trapped me behind one of the outside buildings and she came stalking down the alley toward me. Bertha Heather definitely wanted a kiss. I could see the lust in her eyes. Time seemed to slow down. There was no escape. I was sure I was a goner.

She was about 10 feet away and the sweat beaded on my forehead. I could see my life flashing before my eyes. The predator had it's prey right where she wanted it. And then the bell rang. An opening in the lynch mob! I ran to daylight. Bertha would not be kissed today.

So you never ended up bangin' her? That's a good choice. Props.