Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. - Page 25

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:21 PM

Post your reasons here. I'll start.

1. They stand between us and the playoffs.

2. We play them next week.

3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts.

4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams.

5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously.

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little.

8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight.

9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.

10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2.

11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich.

12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places.

Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.

Mark M · 11-29-2005, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by WisChief

You still owe me bitch! Where's my MONAY!?!?

IIRC, you got cut.

Sorry ... enjoy the All-Idiot Arena League. I'm sure you'll be star.

MM
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WisChief · 11-29-2005, 02:58 PM

And Mark - go easy on the Jarhead - they're a sensitive bunch.

Trust me - I know Jarheads.

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WisChief · 11-29-2005, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark M

IIRC, you got cut.

Sorry ... enjoy the All-Idiot Arena League. I'm sure you'll be star.

MM
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- obviously Dave Lane told you about Saturday's game.

USMC_Davii · 11-29-2005, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark M

Nice way to try and spin it, but your original statement still stands as proof of your ****ing idiotness.

And trust me ... I know idiots.

(Again, maybe someone else can explain that one to the troll).

MM
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Not spin at all. There is no doubt in my mind that the Chiefs have a terrific offense and are able to score almost at will. However, when your defense sucks as bad as KC's has the past few years the number of scores you need is a direct reflection of that. If your defense gives up X number of touchdowns you must score at least (X+1) or (X+.428). It's not that hard to understand really.

The Chiefs will score 50 huh? Doubtful. You mentioned the Eagles earlier, Den 49 Phi 21.

Now THAT is scoring enough touchdowns.

One more thing: So far this year KC has 29 TD's, OAK 27, DEN 33, SD 40.

You have less TD's than the two teams in the West that will make the playoffs.

Mark M · 11-29-2005, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by WisChief

- obviously Dave Lane told you about Saturday's game.

No ... but I'm interested now.

MM
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USMC_Davii · 11-29-2005, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by WisChief

And Mark - go easy on the Jarhead - they're a sensitive bunch.

Trust me - I know Jarheads.

Let me guess, you offended a Jarhead once and he beat you to a bloody pulp and then took your girlfriend home? Yeah, we're sensitive alright. Hippie.

WisChief · 11-29-2005, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark M

No ... but I'm interested now.

MM
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Let's just say that he had fun showing off for his girlfriend at my expense. I'm just slightly better than Jordan Black at OT.

Mark M · 11-29-2005, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

Not spin at all. There is no doubt in my mind that the Chiefs have a terrific offense and are able to score almost at will. However, when your defense sucks as bad as KC's has the past few years the number of scores you need is a direct reflection of that. If your defense gives up X number of touchdowns you must score at least (X+1) or (X+.428). It's not that hard to understand really.

The Chiefs will score 50 huh? Doubtful. You mentioned the Eagles earlier, Den 49 Phi 21.

Now THAT is scoring enough touchdowns.

One more thing: So far this year KC has 29 TD's, OAK 27, DEN 33, SD 40.

You have less TD's than the two teams in the West that will make the playoffs.

Season ain't over yet, troll.

MM
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WisChief · 11-29-2005, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

Let me guess, you offended a Jarhead once and he beat you to a bloody pulp and then took your girlfriend home? Yeah, we're sensitive alright. Hippie.

nice try

Mark M · 11-29-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by WisChief

Let's just say that he had fun showing off for his girlfriend at my expense. I'm just slightly better than Jordan Black at OT.

In other words, you suck at it?

Sorry to hear that ... especially for whomever was playing QB. That poor, poor bastard.

MM
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USMC_Davii · 11-29-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark M

Season ain't over yet, troll.

MM
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You're absolutely right, but after the

lose this week, it might as well be. Look at the rest of your schedule, the Chiefs WILL NOT be in the playoffs this year.

Hate to break it to all of you.

Mark M · 11-29-2005, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

Let me guess, you offended a Jarhead once and he beat you to a bloody pulp and then took your girlfriend home? Yeah, we're sensitive alright. Hippie.

There's a comedy goldmine there somehwere ...

MM
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WisChief · 11-29-2005, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark M

In other words, you suck at it?

Sorry to hear that ... especially for whomever was playing QB. That poor, poor bastard.

MM
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Mark M · 11-29-2005, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

You're absolutely right, but after the

lose this week, it might as well be. Look at the rest of your schedule, the Chiefs WILL NOT be in the playoffs this year.

Hate to break it to all of you.

And Denver will NOT be in the Super Bowl this year.

Hate to break it to you.

MM
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11-27-2005, 09:21 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2738491 VARSITY	Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. Post your reasons here. I'll start. 1. They stand between us and the playoffs. 2. We play them next week. 3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts. 4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams. 5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously. 6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance. 7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little. 8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight. 9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules. 10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2. 11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich. 12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places. Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.
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