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Old 04-10-2006, 09:49 PM  
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I'm calling out the new night crew
You guys suck. No poop threads, nothing. Here I am, trying to be entertained for 15 or 20 minutes before I crash and you guys let me down. It's pathetic.

What has become of the once proud night crew?
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Old 01-27-2007, 01:37 AM   #361
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IIRC you were still pretty green when this thread came was made.
In the last year I've managed to get played twice. I'm a bit more bitter.
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Old 01-27-2007, 01:38 AM   #362
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In the last year I've managed to get played twice. I'm a bit more bitter.
I only remember the one with cow-boy.
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Old 01-27-2007, 01:38 AM   #363
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Old 01-27-2007, 01:41 AM   #364
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Old 01-27-2007, 01:41 AM   #365
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I only remember the one with cow-boy.
Okay, so maybe the other wasn't played. I can only assume, though. I was really drunk, and don't remember much.
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Old 01-27-2007, 01:42 AM   #366
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Day 1 - Research and Development

Must infect self with athlete's foot...

OK. So, apparently, according to feetforlife.org (ha!), the ways to *prevent* AF are these:

* Wash your feet at least once a day.

* Choose socks made from natural fibers, preferably cotton, which allow the air to circulate.

* Change socks or stockings every day.

Clearly, what I must do then is wear airtight plastic bags on my feet all day every day until I have achieved hygiene disaster. Here's the stuff I got from CVS:

* Plastic bags--for wrapping up the feet, creating precious greenhouse effect.

* Saran wrap--I dunno, just in case I need extra protection

* Rubber bands--to hold the bags on my feet

* Vaseline--this was Chris' idea. He says I should use it to make a perfect airtight seal around my ankle where the bags meet my skin.


The counter lady didn't seem at all impressed that I was buying rubber bands and Vaseline at the same time. She must not have a very powerful imagination.

I said hold on and went back and got some latex gloves, too, just to up the perv factor. I think they'll be helpful later. She was careful not to touch me when I handed over the ten bucks.


A nice pleasant fragrance with every step. Made note for later...

Tomorrow I take a trip to the men's locker room at the Cambridge YMCA, to stock the pond, so to speak.
Here is a picture of my unsuspecting feet. Sleep well tonight my pretties.



Symptoms of athlete's foot:

* Itching between the toes, especially the fourth and fifth toes

* Red, raw looking skin, which is often itchy

* Skin that flakes, peels or cracks

* Sore, pus-filled, weeping rash

WEEPING RASH.


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Old 01-27-2007, 01:42 AM   #367
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Okay, so maybe the other wasn't played. I can only assume, though. I was really drunk, and don't remember much.
So it's safe to assume that you + alcohol = bad?
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Old 01-27-2007, 01:44 AM   #368
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So it's safe to assume that you + alcohol = bad?
Flu shots come to mind.
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Old 01-27-2007, 01:45 AM   #369
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So it's safe to assume that you + alcohol = bad?
i suppose that would depend on the perspective
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Old 01-27-2007, 01:48 AM   #370
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So it's safe to assume that you + alcohol = bad?
I become much more outgoing.
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Old 01-27-2007, 01:49 AM   #371
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Old 01-27-2007, 01:49 AM   #372
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I become much more outgoing.
Well that can't be a bad thing. Where are those pics of you with the beer?
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Old 01-27-2007, 01:49 AM   #373
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i suppose that would depend on the perspective


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Old 01-27-2007, 01:50 AM   #374
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I become much more outgoing.
By Outgoing do you mean putting your bra on somebodys head?
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Old 01-27-2007, 01:50 AM   #375
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I become much more outgoing.
So is Jared Allen I assume. Just do not drink and get drove...

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