Hear ye, hear ye! The great treason trial has begun! - Page 25

**Rain Man** · 11-01-2006, 04:49 PM

The Defendant: Mecca

The Judicial Team

Presiding Judge: Rain Man
Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd
Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon
Chief Bailiff: frazod
Assistant Bailiff: slag02
Court reporter and commentator: Greg63
Court reporter and commentator: SPChief
Courtroom artist: stevieray

Prosecution Team:

Donger - Lead Prosecutor
Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor
GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal

Defense Team:

Redrum_69 - Lead Defender
JBucc, Logical, SNR, JohnnyV13 - Dream Team Legal Defense Team

The jury:

Adept Havelock
JimNasium
Delano
scott free
On the Warpath58
PastorMikH
Chieficus
AZChiefFan
NJChieffan
Metrolike
mmaddog
unlurking

The charges:

Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs.

Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy.

Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player.

Charge 4. (Remanded to lower court - no longer applicable.)

Charge 5. General mayhem.

Here is the process. In order to grant the defendant the right to a speedy trial, we will employ a shortened nine-step process.

Step 1. The prosecution and defense will make their opening statements. We will hear from the lead prosecutor and defender and any assistant prosecutors or defenders who wish to speak as well.

Step 2. The prosecution will make its case. They may call any witnesses needed and present any evidence. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. (This is an enlightened courtroom.)

Step 3. The defense will make its case, and may cross-examine any prosecution witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 4. The prosecution may make a rebuttal, and may cross-examine any defense witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 5. The prosecution will make their closing statement.

Step 6. The defense will make their closing statement.

Step 7. Jury deliberations.

Step 8. The reading of the verdict.

Step 9. If the defendant is guilty of any charges, the court will provide the sentencing.

The trial begins now, with opening statements by legal counsel.

(Banging gavel)

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-06-2006, 04:12 PM

Have we killed that sonofabitch yet??

Hammock Parties · 11-06-2006, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrum_69

Yes...I said htismaqe

also, for the night crew I'd like to call chiefs4me to the witness stand after 8:00 pm.

Iowanian...at 8:30

morphius..at 9:00

Joe seahawk at 11:00

bigdaddy at 12:00

saulbadguy at 1:00

I OBJECT!!! Is this turning into some sort of courtroom filibuster?

**Rain Man** · 11-06-2006, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrum_69

Yes...I said htismaqe

also, for the night crew I'd like to call chiefs4me to the witness stand after 8:00 pm.

Iowanian...at 8:30

morphius..at 9:00

Joe seahawk at 11:00

bigdaddy at 12:00

saulbadguy at 1:00

Witnesses shall report as ordered. However, since some witnesses are not local, the court asks the defense team to post the questions and allow the witnesses to answer at any time within the stated window.

stevieray · 11-06-2006, 04:22 PM

can I get a witness?
talkin' 'bout my baby
she's some kind of wonderful

htismaqe · 11-06-2006, 04:50 PM

I'm here and it should be noted that I do not recognize the authority of this court. Do with me as you will, but don't waste my time.

PastorMikH · 11-06-2006, 10:36 PM

Point of Clarification....

I've been too busy to check in, is it time to vote guilty yet?

Mosbonian · 11-06-2006, 11:18 PM

Sorry....I wasn't paying attention to the proceedings.....

I was doing my Search and Rescue responsibilities...I was searching for the lost offensive skills of the Tigers and Rams and trying to rescue them from obscurity.

[muttering to self] If that damn judge bangs that gavel one more time, I'm going to call my buddy Mike Keck to come and make it a permanent part of his anatomy....[/muttering to self]

boogblaster · 11-06-2006, 11:52 PM

Better hurry up with this trial..some SOB is cutting trees down near-by and "the ole hangin tree" is damn close to being firewood or fence posts.....

**RealSNR** · 11-07-2006, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe

I'm here and it should be noted that I do not recognize the authority of this court. Do with me as you will, but don't waste my time.

Please explain the significance of Chewbacca living on Endor as it relates to this trial... if you can.

greg63 · 11-07-2006, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR

Please explain the significance of Chewbacca living on Endor as it relates to this trial... if you can.

My 8 ball says "YES".

**007** · 11-07-2006, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greg63

My 8 ball says "YES".

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

greg63 · 11-07-2006, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcchiefsguru

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

**Rain Man** · 11-07-2006, 09:52 PM

The defense shall produce its witnesses within 24 hours, or we'll move on to closing arguments.

(Bangity-bangity-bangbangbang-bangity-bang-bang chaching booming gavel)

Mosbonian · 11-07-2006, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

The defense shall produce its witnesses within 24 hours, or we'll move on to closing arguments.

(Bangity-bangity-bangbangbang-bangity-bang-bang chaching booming gavel)

(Takes out Blackberry and scrolls for phone number for Mike Keck)

(Speaking to the Bailiff) DO you have any tylenol? That damn gavel is giving me a headache!!!!

mmaddog
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PastorMikH · 11-08-2006, 12:15 AM

Have been in meetings all day and am just now checking in. Is it time to vote Guilty yet?

11-01-2006, 04:49 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-462449 VARSITY	Hear ye, hear ye! The great treason trial has begun! The Defendant: Mecca The Judicial Team Presiding Judge: Rain Man Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon Chief Bailiff: frazod Assistant Bailiff: slag02 Court reporter and commentator: Greg63 Court reporter and commentator: SPChief Courtroom artist: stevieray Prosecution Team: Donger - Lead Prosecutor Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal Defense Team: Redrum_69 - Lead Defender JBucc, Logical, SNR, JohnnyV13 - Dream Team Legal Defense Team The jury: Adept Havelock JimNasium Delano scott free On the Warpath58 PastorMikH Chieficus AZChiefFan NJChieffan Metrolike mmaddog unlurking The charges: Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs. Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy. Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player. Charge 4. (Remanded to lower court - no longer applicable.) Charge 5. General mayhem. Here is the process. In order to grant the defendant the right to a speedy trial, we will employ a shortened nine-step process. Step 1. The prosecution and defense will make their opening statements. We will hear from the lead prosecutor and defender and any assistant prosecutors or defenders who wish to speak as well. Step 2. The prosecution will make its case. They may call any witnesses needed and present any evidence. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. (This is an enlightened courtroom.) Step 3. The defense will make its case, and may cross-examine any prosecution witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. Step 4. The prosecution may make a rebuttal, and may cross-examine any defense witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. Step 5. The prosecution will make their closing statement. Step 6. The defense will make their closing statement. Step 7. Jury deliberations. Step 8. The reading of the verdict. Step 9. If the defendant is guilty of any charges, the court will provide the sentencing. The trial begins now, with opening statements by legal counsel. (Banging gavel)
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11-06-2006, 04:12 PM	#361
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7269572	Have we killed that sonofabitch yet?? __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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11-06-2006, 04:22 PM	#364
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11-06-2006, 04:50 PM	#365
htismaqe 'Tis my eye! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $8179900	I'm here and it should be noted that I do not recognize the authority of this court. Do with me as you will, but don't waste my time.
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11-06-2006, 10:36 PM	#366
PastorMikH Will KC ever be better? Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Land of Red Dirt & Necks Casino cash: $9905087	Point of Clarification.... I've been too busy to check in, is it time to vote guilty yet? __________________
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11-06-2006, 11:18 PM	#367
Mosbonian On Hiatus Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-1110300	Sorry....I wasn't paying attention to the proceedings..... I was doing my Search and Rescue responsibilities...I was searching for the lost offensive skills of the Tigers and Rams and trying to rescue them from obscurity. [muttering to self] If that damn judge bangs that gavel one more time, I'm going to call my buddy Mike Keck to come and make it a permanent part of his anatomy....[/muttering to self]
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11-06-2006, 11:52 PM	#368
boogblaster MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Verdigris Valley Campsite Casino cash: $10004900	Better hurry up with this trial..some SOB is cutting trees down near-by and "the ole hangin tree" is damn close to being firewood or fence posts.....
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11-07-2006, 09:52 PM	#373
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-462449 VARSITY	The defense shall produce its witnesses within 24 hours, or we'll move on to closing arguments. (Bangity-bangity-bangbangbang-bangity-bang-bang chaching booming gavel) __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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11-08-2006, 12:15 AM	#375
PastorMikH Will KC ever be better? Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Land of Red Dirt & Necks Casino cash: $9905087	Have been in meetings all day and am just now checking in. Is it time to vote Guilty yet? __________________
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