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Your fart-count will drop in half once your hearing goes.
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MVP
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I have barn swallows building a nest over the door where my mud room goes into my garage. Been sweeping the ****ing steps for 2 days before I looked up.
I hate myself. sec
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Is there probing involved?
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Elway be drinkin' again
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Fight, build, win!
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Attack dive bombing lil bastards.
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I love my barn swallows. They are bug eating machines! Of course that is followed by cra**ing machines. Gotta take the bad with the good. I prefer no bugs out here in the country.
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NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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I wonder how long we'll use the phrase "hang the phone up". 99 percent of the population does not actually "hang up" their phone, and I bet 50 percent have never done so. Will the phrase survive forever due to habit, or at some point will a more accurate phrase take over?
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In Mahomes I trust!
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In Mahomes I trust!
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Of course they do!
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I did something this weekend for the first time in my life at close to 60 years old: I gave myself a complete haircut using one of those men's grooming kits.
I was nervous as hell thinking I was going to hack out a huge patch of hair somewhere in the back of my head in error. By using one of the plastic guide attachments I was able to control the depth and not **** it up. Even trimmed up my neck with just the razor part minus the attachment. I had let my hair go wild and it was a long, stringy mess that made me look like a cross between a crazed Nick Nolte and Larry of the Three ![]() When I was done, cleaned up all the hair and flushed it down the toilet, I jumped in the shower. I was shocked how great it came out. Better than some haircuts I got in the past including a butchering I took one time at Supercuts. I'm pretty sure only old people do this and then brag that they saved $30 bucks.
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