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Stay down bitch!
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Plano, TX
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Every time I'm in a hurry to get to work and I stop at 7-11 for coffee, I always get stuck behind the elderly retiree who's got 5 slips of lottery tickets. Inevitably he's filled it out wrong which means the cashier has to take time to explain how to properly fill it out. On top of that, he's also got his weeks work of scratch off winnings to cash in which takes up even more time.
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best in the biz
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Under Pressure
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the four extra people standing at the counter waiting for one person to pay.
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best in the biz
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Under Pressure
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people who walk twenty feet from their car then hit the alarm....
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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when you're behind people at convenience stores who cycle through the different options of smokes:
"DO you have Newports? no? ok. Do you have Alpines. No?....Do you have Virginia Slims? No?......" and so-on.
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#380 |
Stay down bitch!
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Plano, TX
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I hate Denver but I've got Wes Welker on my fantasy team so I need him to do well. Die in a fire!
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(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Diving
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bundle of stickss!
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#382 |
Go Beavers!
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Warshington
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The wife of the guy I work with does that. Nice lady, but she makes my eyes water when she comes into the office. I'm also pretty sensitive to stuff like that so it also tends to set off my allergies.
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#384 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2005
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The hot blonde in traffic today. She waited for the light to turn green and she pulled ahead a little before picking her nose. Not just a little-she went knuckle deep.
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#385 |
The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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There are certainly people I can do without, but some of you guys are sweating some pretty small stuff.
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#386 |
It Goes On
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lees Summit
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People that tell me I'm overreacting when I try to be funny-angry on a vaguely humorous thread.
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#387 |
Stay down bitch!
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Plano, TX
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Not to sound all Rush Limbaugh but. Feminists who use bullshit made up terms like "rape culture". The whole agend behind it is to try and create an environment of fear for women where every male is a potential rapist.
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It Goes On
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lees Summit
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Aside from, maybe, Steven Hawking, aren't all humans potential rapists?
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#389 |
Veteran
Join Date: Feb 2013
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The people who walk into a restaurant and stop just in side the door, cause they are the only people who go to a restaurant.
The people who stop right at the top of the escalators. The drivers who speed up when you put on your turn signal. |
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#390 |
Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
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People who either can't or refuse to understand how the self checkout lane works.
1. Scan the item and put it in the bag, dipshit. You're getting that error because you're ****ing around with the items. 2. Stop using the self checkout and paying with cash. Which reminds of a little incident that pissed me off about a month ago. I go to Wal-Mart to buy milk because it's cheaper. So I go to the cooler....and grab 2 gallons of milk and walk up to the 20 items or less lane. White trash bitch in front of me has a cart full of shit....she's obviously over the 20 item limit. The cashier (an older gentleman) politely informs the lady that she has 30 items and that she can't use the 20 items or less lane. She turns to him....and screams "THEN SPLIT IT INTO TWO SEPARATE TRANSACTIONS". I was 2 seconds away from chucking the jugs of milk at her pumpkin sized head. |
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