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Old 04-11-2023, 08:37 PM  
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Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!
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Old 04-18-2023, 10:31 AM   #391
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Old 02-13-2024, 10:28 PM   #392
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It's officially the offseason! What excuses are you old fogies that can no longer please your women going to come up with to avoid spending time with them on Sundays now that the season is over? I need ideas for a friend...
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Old 02-13-2024, 10:36 PM   #393
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It's officially the offseason! What excuses are you old fogies that can no longer please your women going to come up with to avoid spending time with them on Sundays now that the season is over? I need ideas for a friend...
Sounds like your friend should be a Broncos fan.
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Old 02-15-2024, 01:40 PM   #394
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It's officially the offseason! What excuses are you old fogies that can no longer please your women going to come up with to avoid spending time with them on Sundays now that the season is over? I need ideas for a friend...
I'm divorced - so I don't really have a dog in the fight - but for the other divorced guys I highly recommend just hiring a prostitute who also cleans and cooks. Thus far it has worked out well and is much cheaper and less stressful than actually dating.
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Old 02-15-2024, 01:49 PM   #395
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It's officially the offseason! What excuses are you old fogies that can no longer please your women going to come up with to avoid spending time with them on Sundays now that the season is over? I need ideas for a friend...
You're not doing it right.
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Old 02-15-2024, 11:46 PM   #396
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Old 02-16-2024, 05:39 AM   #397
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I wonder how long we'll use the phrase "hang the phone up". 99 percent of the population does not actually "hang up" their phone, and I bet 50 percent have never done so. Will the phrase survive forever due to habit, or at some point will a more accurate phrase take over?
The expression is going to be with us forever. Like with, sunrise and sunset, once something gets to be standard usage, it likely will stay in use even if it no longer describes reality as it is known. Copernicus described the solar system in 1516, so we've known for over 600 years that the sun neither rises or sets, yet we still use those terms.
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Guess I missed this thread last year, or maybe at 73 I didn't feel it pertained to me.

I have nothing to complain about, just like a machine that wears out, so does the body.

My Sole F63 treadmill is at the top of my possession favorite list and do at least a half hour on it every morning after breakfast, which consists of one piece of turkey bacon and a half cup of egg beaters.

Both my Cardiologist and GP told me on the most recent visit to keep up whatever I am doing. I am on no prescription drugs but do take supplements.

Been logging my diet on "Lose it" for 754 days in a row and have lost 38 lbs. that makes it so much easier on my old knees and hips.

Alcohol is a daily battle and is so much easier fought out here 9 crazy miles from the nearest source to buy any.

Enjoying the Chiefs success the last few years has been something beyond any expectations I could have ever dreamed of.

Seeing a lot of what is going on in this world makes me glad we don't live forever.
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Old 02-16-2024, 08:16 AM   #399
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Old 02-16-2024, 08:42 AM   #401
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I got my son(he’s 27) a couple of tempurpedic pillows for his birthday then a mattress topper for Christmas and he said the same thing. I’m probably old, but those things are life changing.
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I got my son(he’s 27) a couple of tempurpedic pillows for his birthday then a mattress topper for Christmas and he said the same thing. I’m probably old, but those things are life changing.
Definitely life changing. It blows my mind how much better my overall mood has seemed to be since I started using it just a couple of days ago.
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