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Former LAPD officer on rampage in So Cal
http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/07/us/lap...html?sr=fbmain
(CNN) -- A former Los Angeles police officer who police say has violently threatened his former colleagues shot at least two officers early Thursday, killing one, sparking a huge manhunt in Southern California, according to authorities. Christopher Jordan Dorner, 33, is also wanted in a double slaying Sunday in Irvine, California. The California Highway Patrol issued an alert Thursday morning urging officers in several Southern California counties to be on the lookout for Dorner after the overnight shootings. Two officers in Riverside were shot, one fatally, police there confirmed to CNN. CNN affiliate KTLA reported another officer was shot in Corona, California. Irvine police identified Dorner on Wednesday as the suspect in the February 3 deaths of Keith Lawrence and Monica Quan in Irvine. Dorner also has made violent threats against other Los Angeles police officers, the agency said Wednesday. "I will bring unconventional and asymmetrical warfare to those in LAPD uniform whether on or off duty," Dorner allegedly wrote in a lengthy letter promising retribution against the department, where he worked from 2005 until 2008. An LAPD source provided the document to CNN. The letter writer claimed he was terminated for reporting excessive force by a fellow officer, and said his attacks were retribution for his termination, as well as a culture of racism and violence he says continues within the department. He called the attacks against police "a necessary evil that I do not enjoy but must partake and complete for substantial change to occur within the LAPD and reclaim my name." Los Angeles police warned people who encounter Dorner not to approach him, saying he is likely "armed and extremely dangerous." "Our department is implementing all measures possible to ensure the safety of our LAPD personnel, their families and the Los Angeles community, and will continue to do so until Dorner is apprehended and all threats have been abated," police said in a statement. CNN's Mallory Simon and Deanna Hackney contributed to this report. |
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02-08-2013, 02:21 PM | #406 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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No, thats the one with the blonde whore
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02-08-2013, 02:22 PM | #407 |
Rockin' yer FACE OFF!
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No, I have not heard that one...like I said, I don't really know any Marine jokes...
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02-08-2013, 02:36 PM | #408 |
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One day four high ranking officers of each military branch were touring a new multi-service training ground. They came upon a particularly brutal test objective. Standing near it was a large group of enlisted men. It was an island holding an alligator, surrounded by a moat of sewage, encircled by a barbed wire fence. There was a series of pennants atop a small flagpole right next to the alligator.
The USAF officer immediately goes, "Watch this. Airman! Go get me one of those pennants!" The airman scaled the fence, swam through the sludge, dodged the alligator and grabbed a pennant, which he brought back with him. "That takes bravery", said the USAF officer. Not to be outdone, The Army officer commanded the same of one of his men. The soldier repeated the previous man's actions but kicked the alligator's ribs on the way out. "That takes courage", said the Army officer. Next up was the Marine Corps officer. This time, the Marine punched the alligator in the face and spit in his eye on the way out. "That takes guts", said the Marine Corps officer. "That's nothing", said the Navy officer. "Watch this. Hey, Seaman! Go get me one of those pennants!" The sailor walked over to the four officers. He looked at the obstacle, looked back at the officers, and said, "**** off." 'That takes balls.", said the Navy officer. |
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02-08-2013, 02:47 PM | #409 |
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02-08-2013, 02:51 PM | #410 |
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I'm pulling for a DB Cooper redux at this point.
It would be completely nuts if this guy just vanished from the face of the earth. Granted, it would probably just be because the LAPD found him, killed him and quietly buried him in the desert, but it would still be intriguing.
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02-08-2013, 03:03 PM | #414 |
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dammit
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02-08-2013, 03:08 PM | #415 |
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Ahhhh shit
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02-08-2013, 03:09 PM | #416 |
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Sad thing is that in the Corps.. the fat ones get kicked out, but not so in the other branches. Much easier to lead from behind a fatty then lead one into battle.
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02-08-2013, 03:09 PM | #417 |
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Shamrock shakes and Fish McBites
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02-08-2013, 03:15 PM | #418 |
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What do marines and bananas have in common? The both start off green, then turn yellow and die in bunches on the beach.
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02-08-2013, 03:30 PM | #420 |
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I can concur with this.
for those who don't know; the Navy Dress Bluess have 13 buttons on the pants that button up as a flap. there was a joke that went something like "why do Sailors have 13 buttons on their pants? It's a table cloth for marines" never quite understood it....since it implies that the Marine was giving a BJ, adn the Sailor was recieving it. Not sure which is worse. But that joke was told all the time. Dunno why? The other was (not necessarily a joke but..) "Marines get into port and like to fight. Sailors get into port and like to drink and ****"
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