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Old 08-27-2014, 12:19 AM  
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All Things Video Games & Game Reviews

Hey guys...
Thought we could use a thread to help one another out with purchasing new and used games. Now that the next gen consoles are out and the holiday season will soon be upon us, many new games are going to drop. We've been throwing 'reviews' in several different threads or making new threads for each game. I thought we might like to converge and discuss them as a whole. Whether you're on PS3, 360, PS4, XB one or even a wii, PC and Mac, this is a repository for what you're playing and how you rate it.

Let's try to do a 1-10 scale for each game. Take into account the following:

Storyline
Challenge
Replayability
Graphics
Online functionality
Downloadable content
AI/npc's
Price
Length of gameplay

You can use all or some of those as a guide to score the game. If there are other aspects you'd like to tell as about with your game, please do so. These are just suggentions.

Please note what system, (if necessary i.e. It being exclusive to a system) you're playing on and let us know what you think.

1. Sucks, I'd rather watch Brodie Croyle play as our starter. This game is dogshit.
2. Don't waste your time. It's obviously been programmed by a bunch of chimps with syphilis.
3. I'd rather eat tapioca pudding out of my grandmothers colostomy bag, then stick my tongue in her stoma.
4. Meh, there's really better stuff to do, (like waxing my pubes) but I was lazy.
5. This is kinda like purgatory. It's not the best place to be but it could be worse.
6. Not bad at all... It's like I just scored a BJ from my hot first cousin.
7. Entertaining as all hell, kinda like the feeling where you just drank enough not to puke and can still walk.
8. Buy this game, I'm super-cereal. It's got stuff that makes my nipples tingly.
9. HELL F'ing YEAH! I'd talk more about it but I'm gonna be locked in place for a week just playing this ****er.
10. This game is like godfather two and the empire strikes back joined forces to **** your face off with wow. I'm taking all of my PTO days and going on FMLA.


EDIT: We can also discuss upcoming/all things gaming in here as well.
Enjoy!

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Old 01-09-2015, 09:08 AM   #421
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Old 01-09-2015, 09:46 AM   #422
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Old 01-10-2015, 05:02 PM   #423
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So what do I need to do to get past it?
Do you use online game guides?

I had a guide to refer to. I'd start most levels going backwards and stocking up on armor and health and ammo.

The bridge level you have to make good use of the rockets on the assault rifle and the laser gun. It's a tough one because you have to keep moving, the guys flank you and get close and inflict heavy damage.

I spent most of the time behind a burned out vehicle on the left side.

Oh, I also take the chain guns from the downed heavy soldiers and use that first until the ammo is gone.
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Old 01-10-2015, 05:10 PM   #424
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Do you use online game guides?

I had a guide to refer to. I'd start most levels going backwards and stocking up on armor and health and ammo.

The bridge level you have to make good use of the rockets on the assault rifle and the laser gun. It's a tough one because you have to keep moving, the guys flank you and get close and inflict heavy damage.

I spent most of the time behind a burned out vehicle on the left side.

Oh, I also take the chain guns from the downed heavy soldiers and use that first until the ammo is gone.
yeah, I got to that burning car a couple times but they always managed to get me from behind it. I use those heavy chainguns but always seem to hit air with them. Teh level is hard for me because I have a snipers mentality perferring to attack from a distance but none of my weapons work like that.
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Old 01-10-2015, 05:30 PM   #425
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yeah, I got to that burning car a couple times but they always managed to get me from behind it. I use those heavy chainguns but always seem to hit air with them. Teh level is hard for me because I have a snipers mentality perferring to attack from a distance but none of my weapons work like that.
There's a sniper gun in your hand by that time. I just didn't have enough ammo for it. I picked off all the regular guys with the assault rifle.

The chain gun you have to shoot in bursts.

You can always open options and reduce the difficulty one notch and then put it back up after the level, too
I think you can also restart the level, or can you choose to start from one chapter back? If you go through both levels of all the railroad cars right before that level you can get plenty of armor and weapons.

I think once I kept moving backward from cover to cover and using the health packs there I was able to beat the level.
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Old 01-13-2015, 12:18 PM   #426
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Old 01-13-2015, 01:15 PM   #427
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Old 01-13-2015, 05:23 PM   #428
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Explain to me why I didn't fall instantly in love with Destiny. Granted, I only played about 45 minutes worth, but I just wasn't getting a gamer boner out of it. Do I just need to put more time into it?
lack of story and no clear direction will do that. Its a fun game but no story really kills it for me. I go back to it a few times on the weekends just to try and level up a little but that is the only reason to even play. To level up. I need more than that. As it is now, I do not see myself purchasing any more expansions or Destiny 2. that might change but for now, thats my feelings on it.
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Yeah....the story is ****ing horrible.
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Yeah....the story is ****ing horrible.
I'm sure it would have been great if they hadn't decided to tear most of it out for future releases and stretch it out for 10 years. bungie is a great company but I think selling to Activision was a huge mistake. Would suck for playstation users but I think they would have been better off staying with Microsoft. I bet this game would have been much more complete had they stayed.
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I think I'm going to give Battlefield4 a go next.
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Notice how every time he enters a tight opening, he opens the parachute?
That's one of the few flaws in the game. Once the parachute action starts, you can't really go splat.
It's cool that he can squeeze thru but not as impressive as it's made out to be.
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Is there anything different about H1Z1 from the other 2 billion early access, open world, zombie-infested, survival games that have cropped up on Steam in the last couple years?
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Is there anything different about H1Z1 from the other 2 billion early access, open world, zombie-infested, survival games that have cropped up on Steam in the last couple years?
It has microtransactions and tons of hype.

It looks like Miscreated, with shitty environment, The animations suck, the models suck, the textures suck, the performance sucks.


Also, Fruit Ninja you missed nothing, no one has been able to play.
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