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10-17-2012, 10:22 PM | #32 |
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Glad you're not dead. I'd be sad that I took the day off right after you became roadkill.
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10-17-2012, 10:30 PM | #33 |
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Rain Man,
I'm sincerely happy that you survived such a close encounter with death. The Planet would not be the same without you. However, you could quite possibly turn this near catastrophic event into a lucrative business. You could corner the market on 'dark' Greeting Cards. And by 'Dark', I don't mean greatings from Wesley Snipes. Use your near death encounter for inspiration. Kick off your line of dark greeting cards with your inagural card: "Glad You're Not Dead" though, using that exact greeting may entitle Buehler and DaFace to royalties. Make them relinquish their royalty rights in exchange for $20 in Applebee's gift cards and call it a square dea. Screw those guys.
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10-17-2012, 10:49 PM | #34 | |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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10-17-2012, 10:53 PM | #35 |
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"So, you have a sinus infection. It could be worse. You could have a sucking chest wound created by a ball of lead shot fired from Civil War re-enactment club".
Though, admittedly, that market would be pretty slim. Especially in states west of the Mississippi. it's an untapped resource of cash. we can split the profits right down the middle . 60/60.
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10-17-2012, 10:54 PM | #36 |
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Yikes. Western HQ of Sandbox almost wiped out. Eastern HQ would have been bummed.
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10-17-2012, 10:59 PM | #37 | |
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10-17-2012, 11:00 PM | #38 |
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If you see someone on a bike, you move over if possible or slow down if it's not.
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10-18-2012, 06:25 AM | #39 |
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I knew a guy who started calling himself "Asphalt Man".
We thought he was starting a driveway business or something. Turns out he had rectal polyps and that inspired his name change. |
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10-18-2012, 06:31 AM | #40 | |
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10-18-2012, 06:37 AM | #41 |
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Glad you are ok man.
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10-18-2012, 06:43 AM | #42 |
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Glad your safe.
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10-18-2012, 06:47 AM | #43 |
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Glad you are ok, but why do they hate Vikings fans so much in Denver?
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10-18-2012, 07:19 AM | #44 | |
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10-18-2012, 07:20 AM | #45 |
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Pavement Man....Bring on Eddie Vedder...
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