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07-26-2013, 12:36 PM | #31 |
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I understand; we've known you are full of shit for some time now.
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07-26-2013, 12:36 PM | #32 |
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You ever ghost poo at work?
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07-26-2013, 12:36 PM | #33 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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Wow you've got automatic lights? Man, I need those EVERWHERE in the house. My wife just doesn't seem to get the concept that leaving the lights on in rooms that aren't being used is an unnecessary use of electricity that costs a lot of money.
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07-26-2013, 12:37 PM | #34 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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Nope. I poop every day in the early morning before I run before work.
If I have to go at work, then something is wrong and I REALLY have to go bad. No ghosts then.
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07-26-2013, 12:39 PM | #35 |
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Our bathrooms in middle school were pretty dirty and I used to pray that I would never have to take anything more than a piss in that place. Somehow I lucked out and never had to dump in school. I went to Catholic school so that worked.
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07-26-2013, 12:40 PM | #36 |
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15 min at least 4 times a day.
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07-26-2013, 12:40 PM | #37 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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you waste 365 hours a year on poop?
wtf man? you are wasting your life
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07-26-2013, 12:41 PM | #38 |
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Never taken a dump at work in 2+ years. Thought I would share.
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07-26-2013, 12:43 PM | #39 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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My poops usually start out as smallish, but still soft, turds, descend into soft serve, and then finish off as little shit grubs.
When my guts are really bothering me I'll shit a fecal slurry that attaches itself to the porcelain of the bowl. That usually culminates in ass piss that floats on the surface level of the water.
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07-26-2013, 12:43 PM | #41 |
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07-26-2013, 12:45 PM | #44 |
You think you can get by this?
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