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Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover
A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend, reports have emerged. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.
The woman, identified as Sharai Mawera, was mauled to death in the attack in Mahombekombe, Kariba in Zimbabwe. She was severely injured in her neck and stomach. Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom. He turned back to see Mawera being mauled and rushed to a nearby road for help. Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems. A source said: "Later on people heard his plea and accompanied him to the police station, where he reported the matter. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/44...having-sex.htm |
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Run Chiefs fans, run!!
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gubbment needs to ban lions roaming free, make them stay on a leash or a fenced in area. The owners of this lion should be ahamed of themselves. Hope her family presses charges.
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You're lion right?
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The circle of life?
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Fifty eight sixty two...
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Today's lesson, kids, is: Never **** a chick who can outrun you.
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Ain't no relax!
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Thread category: Food and Drink.
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WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
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I guess he doesn't have to worry about calling her in the morning.
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On a lighter note, he didn't have to wait for the fake "escape" call from his buddy to Dine N Dash the broad.
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Full of pride.
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Dammit
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The one couple in Africa having "safe"sex. ...
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On one hand you have STDs and unwanted pregnancies. On the other a ****ing lion.
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This sounds too good to be true.
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Motorists stopped and asked him what was wrong and he told them. They obviously assumed he was mentally ill, because they thought he was lyin'
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