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Old 04-01-2008, 01:16 AM  
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Lin Elliot to return to Chiefs. WPI's lame attempt at an April Fools joke...
Elliott, who last kicked for the Chiefs in 1995, signed a one-year deal. Per team policy, no further contract details were disclosed.

“Frankly, we feel Lin Elliott still has a lot to offer the NFL and the Kansas City Chiefs,” said a source within the Chiefs’ organization. “We’ve looked at the options out there in free agency, and by thinking outside the box and bringing a fine, fine kicker back into the franchise, we think we’ve made the right move. Lin Elliot has playoff experience, he’s made big kicks in playoff games with this team in the past, he has Super Bowl-winning experience, and that’s exactly what we need right now.”

At 39 years of age, Elliott isn’t exactly young, but the Chiefs used a 43-year old placekicker last season in veteran John Carney. Elliott is also the second-most accurate field-goal kicker in Chiefs history (81.7 percent), behind 47-year old Morten Andersen.

Before the Chiefs came calling, Elliott had been working as an investment advisor at Paine Webber. He stated that he still believed he had, “the ability to be playing in the NFL, but no one was calling. I still believe I have the ability to play today.”

Elliott originally entered the NFL with the Cowboys in 1992 after kicking at Texas Tech in college. After two seasons in Dallas he joined the Chiefs, making 49 of 60 field goals during two years in Kansas City.
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Old 04-01-2008, 02:07 PM   #31
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Id take Elliott over Medlock.
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Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down.

One of the best plays Matt has ever made.
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Old 04-01-2008, 04:43 PM   #32
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Those idiots banned me there because I told them their April fool joke was stupid. Wow. Clayton sure has thin skin.
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Old 04-01-2008, 04:44 PM   #33
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Those idiots banned me there because I told them their April fool joke was stupid. Wow. Clayton sure has thin skin.
Bunch of slapdicks.
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Old 04-01-2008, 08:28 PM   #34
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lol, some mizzou fan fell for it...

the same lin elliot that chocked vs the colts while steve bono was qb? ok ive been upbeat,optimistic,overlooked bonehead desisions,but this takes the cake. we want youth and clutch performers??????????????so we sign lin elliot???????????????one of three things has happened. 1. lin called in a favor for some insider trading investment 2. somebody influencial in the chiefs management is indeed smoking crack. 3. and my personal favorite lin elliot has pictures of carl peterson fornicating with a goat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!im sorry delete my post warn me whatever but how in the hell are our chiefs supposed to play ball with idiots running the show?????????????
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Old 04-01-2008, 08:54 PM   #35
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Bunch of slapdicks.
It's totally Clayton. The dude who runs the site is a little upset because C.E. is Nick's little buddy. Funny stuff though.
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Old 04-01-2008, 08:55 PM   #36
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It's totally Clayton. The dude who runs the site is a little upset because C.E. is Nick's little buddy. Funny stuff though.
I always thought you and Clayton were pretty good buds? Like a big brother/little brother kind of thing??
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Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down.

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Old 04-01-2008, 08:57 PM   #37
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It's totally Clayton. The dude who runs the site is a little upset because C.E. is Nick's little buddy. Funny stuff though.
It's not even funny.

It's like telling a cancer joke to a person with cancer.
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Old 04-01-2008, 08:59 PM   #38
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I always thought you and Clayton were pretty good buds? Like a big brother/little brother kind of thing??
I'm guessing more the little/big brother than friends.
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Old 04-01-2008, 09:10 PM   #39
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I always thought you and Clayton were pretty good buds? Like a big brother/little brother kind of thing??
Like he was under my wing? My wing could only take so much.
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Old 04-01-2008, 09:14 PM   #40
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Like he was under my wing? My wing could only take so much.
People underestimate your modesty due to your extrovert nature.
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Old 04-01-2008, 09:17 PM   #41
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Like he was under my wing? My wing could only take so much.
Better than if he was on your wing!

*snap!*
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People underestimate your modesty due to your extrovert nature.
Okay - I thought I was a fairly smart guy but you lost me on that one.
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Better than if he was on your wing!

*snap!*
Was that a fat joke?
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Okay - I thought I was a fairly smart guy but you lost me on that one.
You go overboard on the bragging to hide the fact you're really an honest, modest, moral guy.

And he's a d!ck. Through and through.

Your true nature takes over more when you cover up for him instead of bragging over you...
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