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King Shit of **** Mountain
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02-08-2006, 08:21 PM | #31 | |
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02-08-2006, 09:03 PM | #32 |
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I had a rough day at work today. Oh well, it could be worse. I could weigh over a THOUSAND ****ING POUNDS!
Holy shit. How do you get that big? That goes beyond over-eating. You'd almost have to not stop eating even long enough to go buy more food! I'm surprised he finds time to even go on shows or view message boards in between bites. |
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02-08-2006, 09:05 PM | #33 |
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No castor oil for Lard Ass....
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02-08-2006, 10:43 PM | #34 |
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Dear Paul,
I resign as one of your (60) pall bearers. PS: You fat fuck. |
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02-09-2006, 11:36 AM | #35 |
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Dear Paul,
When you go to the beach do the locals try to roll you into the ocean?
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02-09-2006, 01:12 PM | #36 |
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As a fellow fat guy I would like to say
AT LEAST I'M NOT THAT EFFIN FAT |
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02-09-2006, 01:17 PM | #37 |
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Dear Paul,
May I have my Volkswagon back now? |
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02-09-2006, 01:18 PM | #38 |
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Dear Paul,
The goodyear people called. They're ready for the blimp now. |
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02-09-2006, 01:19 PM | #39 |
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Dear Paul,
I know you're not aware of this, but a small child was right behind you and then you sat down and now....well.... THAT POOR LITTLE KID............... |
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02-09-2006, 01:34 PM | #40 |
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Dear Paul,
Elephant steaks on sale at Price Chopper - hurry! |
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02-09-2006, 01:34 PM | #41 |
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Dear Paul,
Have you considered eating at Subway? Worked for Jared. |
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02-09-2006, 01:35 PM | #42 |
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Dear Paul,
There are others on Earth who want to eat too, ya know. |
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02-09-2006, 01:35 PM | #43 | ||
Like I woke up in Wonderland..
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is anyone here a marine biologist?
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02-09-2006, 02:36 PM | #44 |
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Dear Paul,
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
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02-09-2006, 02:47 PM | #45 | |
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Bob Dole hangs out on Dr. Phil's boards? That explains a lot.
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