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Chinese Man Sticks Swamp Eel Up His Butt - Gnaws Through His Colon - WTF?
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They have been talking about this on the radio today. "A doctor in China couldn't help herself after she recently treated a man whose colon had been perforated by the eel he had stuck up his butt. She just had to blog about it. Story goes that the 39-year-old man was doing a bit of drinking when he concluded that it might be nice to let a live swamp eel swim up his rectum. Needless to say, it damn near killed 'im. According to the doctor, the 20" eel gnawed its way through the man's colon into his body, causing massive internal bleeding. "The eel was simply trying to find its way out," another doctor is quoted as saying." http://gawker.com/5994144/chinese-ma...ough-his-colon http://www.ktrh.com/articles/michael...-eel-11173075/ http://globalgrind.com/news/china-ma...graphic-photos |
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04-11-2013, 07:43 AM | #31 |
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Ugh. I once read a story (again, chinese people) where 2 guys, as a prank, stuck a live eel up a passed out drunken friend's ass.
It chewed through his large intestines and he did not survive. |
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04-11-2013, 07:51 AM | #32 | |
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04-11-2013, 07:52 AM | #33 |
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04-11-2013, 08:54 AM | #34 |
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So, uh, what happened to the eel?
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04-11-2013, 09:25 AM | #35 |
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EEL abuse !
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04-11-2013, 09:33 AM | #36 |
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04-11-2013, 09:35 AM | #37 |
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04-11-2013, 10:04 AM | #38 |
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04-11-2013, 10:05 AM | #39 |
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It's probably hard for a chinese dude to yell "ARMAGEDDON!!"
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04-11-2013, 10:08 AM | #40 |
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I have never, at any point, considered jamming living animals up my azz as a good idea. Remind me not to get drunk in Asia...
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04-11-2013, 10:37 AM | #42 |
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04-11-2013, 10:47 AM | #43 |
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What the hell were you drinking Drano?
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Pretty much everything...
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04-11-2013, 10:52 AM | #45 |
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What the hell was he drinking? So I can avoid it.
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