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04-02-2013, 08:17 PM | #2 |
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you guys have it all wrong
I don't give a shit about DaneMcCloud being banned. I wish no one was ever banned. What I'm saying is... MY BANNING WAS ARMAGEDDON ON THIS SITE. OTWP MADE IT SEEM LIKE I TOOK MY THREE THICKEST FINGERS AND SNUCK UP BEHIND CHIEFSPLANET, WHICH IS A LADY, AND PROCEEDED TO LIFT CP'S SKIRT AND FINGER BLAST HER BUTTHOLE WITHOUT PERMISSION IN FRONT OF THE POPE WHILE HE WAS DELIVERING HIS SERMEN OR SEMEN OR WHATEVER THE POPE DELIVERS. This proceeded in bannings that eventually equated to around 15 months if I had to guess. All because one time a certain user prodded me with TWO INFRACTION BANS while he was drunk because he wanted to incite a rise out of me, because he thought it was funny... Fully knowing this, and having him give me ammo I never asked for...I turned it into a personal, vulgar attack using information he handed over to me WHILE INFRACTING ME after A MOD SPECIFICALLY TOLD HIM NOT TO. Does that make sense? Let me use an analogy. We're after the same girl. She likes both of us...but only wants to bang one of us. So I kick you in the nuts when you're not looking. You're pissed off about it. So you gripe to this girl and you're like, "Jesus, he's an asshole. He just came out of nowhere and kicked me in the nuts." A few months later...nothing is really going anywhere, she still wants to bang but she still can't decide. So I kick you in the nuts again...but this time, while you're rolling around on the ground, I decide to whip out my erect penis and pee all over you. I know it's hard to pee while erect but I manage to do it because I have a super tiny penis. While you're in pain getting pee'd on, you notice my fully erect, super tiny 3.5" penis. So while you're pissed off about being pee'd on and getting your nuts kicked in...you're laughing because you know you have enough ammo to tell the girl now where she's probably not going to want to bang a guy with the tiniest penis in the world. So you tell the girl and while she doesn't bang the other guy because he clearly has a tiny peen...she decides to never talk to you ever again because you smell like pee. Pretty much you were so excited about his micro peen you forgot to go shower the pee smell off of you before you celebrated your little victory. That is pretty much the story of my banning. Some asshole kept kicking me in the nuts but the 2nd time he gave me a ton of ammunition to use against him and once I used it I was the one that faced all of the ridiculous scrutiny/bannings. Long term member, diehard Chiefs fan, guy who actually talks football on this board...banned because some asshole broke the rules, twice, and I acted out exactly how he wanted me to act when he was breaking the rules to try and entice a reaction out of me. ...FAST FORWARD TO THIS PAST WEEK DaneMcCloud calls a long term member a "reerun breeder" because he has a special needs kid. The one moderator to speak about this called it a two way street because people were picking on him telling him to "seek help" and calling him "sick." .... ....... so no, idiots, I don't care about the fact DaneMcCloud was only banned for filter evasion... I want to know why the **** I had to sit out for 15 months, create a mult just to be able to post about Chiefs football, and then had to act like I was sorry for something while the biggest asshole on this board gets a free pass because things aren't going well for him in real life and he made an apology thread, where everyone told him to hang in there and gave him all the support in the world, only for him to revert to that very bi-polar Dane he always is less than a weak earlier and then he gets to hurl around some of the most ridiculous insults I've ever read in my life... and gets banned for filter evasion. For a day. |
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Oh dear God!
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04-02-2013, 09:12 PM | #11 |
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wait so are you the dude with the tiny cock?
or are you the dude who let abundle of sticks with a tiny cock piss all over you? thx
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So in this story, was Phobia the girl getting the fingers in her butthole or was he the Pope giving his semen?
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