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Old 03-28-2008, 01:19 PM  
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:25 PM   #31
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How did the missing 12 pack of Coke turn in to a missing case of beer?
She said she went into the fridge to get a Coke, and noticed a missing 12-pack. She didn't say the 12-pack was Coke, just that A 12-pack was missing.


Like "I went into my basement to get a shovel, and noticed the little girl was missing."
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:44 PM   #32
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Dude I've got that beat.

My ex-girlfriend spent the night one night......got topless....found out she wasn't wearing any panties. Then when I tried to get some....she told me she was a virgin...and she was waiting till she's married.

She's still a virgin to this day.

Not anymore.
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:49 PM   #33
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Not anymore.
You used roofies. That doesn't count.
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:49 PM   #34
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:58 PM   #35
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You used roofies. That doesn't count.
please explain these rules to my judge
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Old 03-28-2008, 04:07 PM   #36
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please explain these rules to my judge
If you use roofies then she can't tell that you're faking it.
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Old 03-28-2008, 04:39 PM   #37
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I guess she's got a problem with Hiphop lifestyles?

Watch me crank it, watch me roll....gonna super man that hoe.
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Old 03-28-2008, 04:47 PM   #38
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Old 03-28-2008, 07:51 PM   #39
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sounds like a guy wrote it.

Girls don't talk like that.
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Old 03-28-2008, 08:17 PM   #40
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sounds like a guy wrote it.

Girls don't talk like that.
Hell hath no fury like a woman splooged.
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Old 03-29-2008, 01:15 AM   #41
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Old 03-29-2008, 02:10 AM   #42
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sounds like a guy wrote it.

Girls don't talk like that.
Yep. You can tell from the first sentence too. No woman refers to her tits as her rack. Only guys do that.
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Old 03-29-2008, 07:46 AM   #43
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