An interesting plane I'm in - B17 #16 - Page 3

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan · 01-20-2004, 11:39 PM

Aircraft #16

Pilot BIG_DADDY
Copilot Skip Towne
Bombardier RedNeckRaider
Navigator CHIEF4EVER
Engineer jcroft
Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
Tail Gunner Cannibal
Ball Turret Gunner Over-Head
Right Waist Gunner bishop_74
Left Waist Gunner CanadaKC

Hmm, if I have this figured out, I've got two Canadians in this plane. We're obviously a joint USAAC/RCAF mission. (of course, we also have two Raiders fans with access to munitions, this could get real interesting

Of all the assignments I could have gotten, somehow Radio Operator seems appropriate, considering how many hours of radio watch I pulled in the field. Just make sure I have plenty of pencil erasers to ensure the pins on the communcations wires are clean and always pack at least three spare microphones, just in case.

**Skip Towne** · 01-23-2004, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

The girl and fire below are good with me.

Over-Head · 01-24-2004, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

If these Raider fans don't quit fighting amongst themselves we may have to put them BOTH in the ball turret.

Who's fighting?..I'm just saying, that I feel a little like a low hanging left nut is all

Kinda hanging there all wide open waiting to get kicked

**Skip Towne** · 01-24-2004, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Over-Head

Who's fighting?..I;m hjust saying, that I feel a little like a low hanging left nut is all

Kinda hanging there all wide open waiting to get kicked

Might happen.

Over-Head · 01-24-2004, 04:41 PM

Have we flown a mission yet?..HAven't been around in a few days, and I skimmed threough all the mission pages. Perhaps Kevin could make a "Clean" thread with ONLY the missions in it, then poor schmucks like me wouldn't have to sift through so many pages to find stuff

**Skip Towne** · 01-24-2004, 04:52 PM

Nope, we haven't flown yet that I've seen. That "Missions Thread" is a good idea.

**RNR** · 01-24-2004, 06:09 PM

Fire Below was the name, but Fire Down Below works fine. Thanks C.J.!

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Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan · 01-24-2004, 09:46 PM

Plane #16 – Fire Below

Pilot BIG_DADDY
Copilot Skip Towne
Bombardier RedNeckRaider
Navigator CHIEF4EVER
Engineer jcroft
Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
Tail Gunner Cannibal
Ball Turret Gunner Over-Head
Right Waist Gunner bishop_74
Left Waist Gunner CanadaKC

Target: Another bomber heads to Cherbourg
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain
No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel
No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

3 FW190s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters

Bishop74 fires, misses
Chief4ever fires, misses
Jcroft fires, misses

FW misses, breaks off attack

2 Me110s attack – 1 is driven away by fighters

Canadakc fires, misses
Over-head fires, misses
Jcroft fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy flak defense – 5 hits on B-17
-superficial damage to tail
-cannibal hit, light wound, loses half of right thumb (ouch).
-left port flap knocked out of commission
-starboard wing root damaged
-port wing root damaged (Root damage to both wings will make a lot of noise, but nothing else)

The multiple flak hits make it impossible for redneckraider to keep the bombsight on target – 0% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

3 FW190s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters

Chief4ever fires, misses
Bishop74 fires, misses

FW misses, breaks off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

4 Me 109s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters

Jcroft fires, misses
Bishop74 fires, misses
Redneckraider fires, hits Me109
Cannibal fires, misses
Canadakc fires, misses

Both Mes miss, break off attack

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

Cannibal can only hitchhike in one direction from now on.

Eligible for next mission

Pilot BIG_DADDY
Copilot Skip Towne
Bombardier RedNeckRaider
Navigator CHIEF4EVER
Engineer Jcroft
Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
Tail Gunner Cannibal
Ball Turret Gunner Over-Head
Right Waist Gunner bishop_74
Left Waist Gunner CanadaKC

What a marksmanship display there, fellas. Redneckraider barely broke up the no-hitter.

BIG_DADDY · 01-26-2004, 03:38 PM

Well at least we all survived. You gunners better get your chit together

we look like the Todd Blackleges of the sky.

Over-Head · 01-28-2004, 04:38 PM

Well if I hadn't run out of ammo, i'da got em real good!

Over-Head · 01-29-2004, 01:38 AM

Our SECOND mission

B-17 #16 – Fire Below

Pilot BIG_DADDY (1)
Copilot Skip Towne (1)
Bombardier RedNeckRaider (1)
Navigator CHIEF4EVER (1)
Engineer Jcroft (1)
Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan (1)
Tail Gunner Cannibal (1)
Ball Turret Gunner Over-Head (1)
Right Waist Gunner bishop_74 (1)
Left Waist Gunner CanadaKC (1)
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Target: Amiens
Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

3 Me109s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters

Redneckraider fires, damages Me109
Chief4ever fires, misses
Cannibal fires, misses

Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack

2 Me109s are driven off by fighters

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Light Flak - misses
Redneckraider puts the bombs in the pickle barrel – 30% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

1 Fw190, 2 Me109s attack – 1 Fw190 driven off by fighters

Chief4ever fires, misses
Jcroft fires, misses
Cannibal fires, misses

1 Me109 misses, breaks off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-skip towne takes light wound to mid-chest
-starboard wing root damaged

Me circles, attacks again

Chief4ever fires, misses
Jcroft fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

1 Me109 attacks

Cannibal fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot BIG_DADDY (1)
Copilot Skip Towne (1)
Bombardier RedNeckRaider (1)
Navigator CHIEF4EVER (1)
Engineer Jcroft (1)
Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan (1)
Tail Gunner Cannibal (1)
Ball Turret Gunner Over-Head (1)
Right Waist Gunner bishop_74 (1)
Left Waist Gunner CanadaKC (1)

The pounding of the Nazis continues.

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan · 01-29-2004, 05:03 PM

Well, our bombing run went much, much better than the first time.

However, our shooting percentages are still not too good. 1 hit per run isn't going to get it cut once we start drawing more attention.

I recommend a little less time in the pub and a little more time on the practice range.

BIG_DADDY · 01-30-2004, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan

Well, our bombing run went much, much better than the first time.

However, our shooting percentages are still not too good. 1 hit per run isn't going to get it cut once we start drawing more attention.

I recommend a little less time in the pub and a little more time on the practice range.

And no more rippers before the run.

**Skip Towne** · 01-30-2004, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

And no more rippers before the run.

Aw crap.

**Rain Man** · 01-30-2004, 01:49 PM

Hey skip, I was sorry to hear about your extraneous third nipple being shot off. I hope you're healing well.

**RNR** · 01-31-2004, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan

Well, our bombing run went much, much better than the first time.

However, our shooting percentages are still not too good. 1 hit per run isn't going to get it cut once we start drawing more attention.

I recommend a little less time in the pub and a little more time on the practice range.

Both times we have taken flight I have been dog shit hung over! however I am 2 for 2 on the machine gun, and the only chance I have had to drop a payload I hit 30%. If you would like to talk it over, me and Big Daddy will be at the bar!

01-20-2004, 11:39 PM
Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan I am Number Six Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Columbia, MD, USA Casino cash: $1649000	An interesting plane I'm in - B17 #16 Aircraft #16 Pilot BIG_DADDY Copilot Skip Towne Bombardier RedNeckRaider Navigator CHIEF4EVER Engineer jcroft Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan Tail Gunner Cannibal Ball Turret Gunner Over-Head Right Waist Gunner bishop_74 Left Waist Gunner CanadaKC Hmm, if I have this figured out, I've got two Canadians in this plane. We're obviously a joint USAAC/RCAF mission. (of course, we also have two Raiders fans with access to munitions, this could get real interesting Of all the assignments I could have gotten, somehow Radio Operator seems appropriate, considering how many hours of radio watch I pulled in the field. Just make sure I have plenty of pencil erasers to ensure the pins on the communcations wires are clean and always pack at least three spare microphones, just in case.
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01-24-2004, 04:41 PM	#34
Over-Head Boom, Boom , Crash Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In my shed Casino cash: $9995760	Have we flown a mission yet?..HAven't been around in a few days, and I skimmed threough all the mission pages. Perhaps Kevin could make a "Clean" thread with ONLY the missions in it, then poor schmucks like me wouldn't have to sift through so many pages to find stuff __________________ ...Illegitimus non Carborundum est...
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01-24-2004, 04:52 PM	#35
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01-24-2004, 06:09 PM	#36
RNR America is great assholes~ Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: In some people's mind~ Casino cash: $10027990	Fire Below was the name, but Fire Down Below works fine. Thanks C.J.! http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...id=21474&stc=1 __________________ The Trump campaign and Black Lives Matter movement are perfect for each other. Both sides filled with easily led and angry nitwits convinced they are victims~
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01-24-2004, 09:46 PM	#37
Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan I am Number Six Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Columbia, MD, USA Casino cash: $1649000	Plane #16 – Fire Below Pilot BIG_DADDY Copilot Skip Towne Bombardier RedNeckRaider Navigator CHIEF4EVER Engineer jcroft Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan Tail Gunner Cannibal Ball Turret Gunner Over-Head Right Waist Gunner bishop_74 Left Waist Gunner CanadaKC Target: Another bomber heads to Cherbourg Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 3 FW190s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters Bishop74 fires, misses Chief4ever fires, misses Jcroft fires, misses FW misses, breaks off attack 2 Me110s attack – 1 is driven away by fighters Canadakc fires, misses Over-head fires, misses Jcroft fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Heavy flak defense – 5 hits on B-17 -superficial damage to tail -cannibal hit, light wound, loses half of right thumb (ouch). -left port flap knocked out of commission -starboard wing root damaged -port wing root damaged (Root damage to both wings will make a lot of noise, but nothing else) The multiple flak hits make it impossible for redneckraider to keep the bombsight on target – 0% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 3 FW190s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters Chief4ever fires, misses Bishop74 fires, misses FW misses, breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel 4 Me 109s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters Jcroft fires, misses Bishop74 fires, misses Redneckraider fires, hits Me109 Cannibal fires, misses Canadakc fires, misses Both Mes miss, break off attack Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects Cannibal can only hitchhike in one direction from now on. Eligible for next mission Pilot BIG_DADDY Copilot Skip Towne Bombardier RedNeckRaider Navigator CHIEF4EVER Engineer Jcroft Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan Tail Gunner Cannibal Ball Turret Gunner Over-Head Right Waist Gunner bishop_74 Left Waist Gunner CanadaKC What a marksmanship display there, fellas. Redneckraider barely broke up the no-hitter. __________________ One of the lowest PPD of any of the original members of the Planet . . . and proud of it. My web site My writer's page
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01-26-2004, 03:38 PM	#38
BIG_DADDY THE RED MENACE Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texas Casino cash: $4968410	Well at least we all survived. You gunners better get your chit together we look like the Todd Blackleges of the sky. __________________ The diabolical genius of Marxism-Socialism is that it provides the emotional and intellectual road map for autocrats to persuade millions of people to support their own enslavement to government. ~Mark Levin April 15, 2019
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01-28-2004, 04:38 PM	#39
Over-Head Boom, Boom , Crash Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In my shed Casino cash: $9995760	Well if I hadn't run out of ammo, i'da got em real good! __________________ ...Illegitimus non Carborundum est...
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01-29-2004, 01:38 AM	#40
Over-Head Boom, Boom , Crash Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In my shed Casino cash: $9995760	Our SECOND mission B-17 #16 – Fire Below Pilot BIG_DADDY (1) Copilot Skip Towne (1) Bombardier RedNeckRaider (1) Navigator CHIEF4EVER (1) Engineer Jcroft (1) Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan (1) Tail Gunner Cannibal (1) Ball Turret Gunner Over-Head (1) Right Waist Gunner bishop_74 (1) Left Waist Gunner CanadaKC (1) --------------------- Target: Amiens Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 3 Me109s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters Redneckraider fires, damages Me109 Chief4ever fires, misses Cannibal fires, misses Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack 2 Me109s are driven off by fighters Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Light Flak - misses Redneckraider puts the bombs in the pickle barrel – 30% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Fw190, 2 Me109s attack – 1 Fw190 driven off by fighters Chief4ever fires, misses Jcroft fires, misses Cannibal fires, misses 1 Me109 misses, breaks off attack Me scores 2 hits -skip towne takes light wound to mid-chest -starboard wing root damaged Me circles, attacks again Chief4ever fires, misses Jcroft fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack 1 Me109 attacks Cannibal fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot BIG_DADDY (1) Copilot Skip Towne (1) Bombardier RedNeckRaider (1) Navigator CHIEF4EVER (1) Engineer Jcroft (1) Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan (1) Tail Gunner Cannibal (1) Ball Turret Gunner Over-Head (1) Right Waist Gunner bishop_74 (1) Left Waist Gunner CanadaKC (1) The pounding of the Nazis continues. __________________ ...Illegitimus non Carborundum est...
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01-29-2004, 05:03 PM	#41
Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan I am Number Six Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Columbia, MD, USA Casino cash: $1649000	Well, our bombing run went much, much better than the first time. However, our shooting percentages are still not too good. 1 hit per run isn't going to get it cut once we start drawing more attention. I recommend a little less time in the pub and a little more time on the practice range. __________________ One of the lowest PPD of any of the original members of the Planet . . . and proud of it. My web site My writer's page
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01-30-2004, 01:49 PM	#44
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3038491 VARSITY	Hey skip, I was sorry to hear about your extraneous third nipple being shot off. I hope you're healing well. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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