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[Halfcan]

Originally Posted by rico

I've met one guy from Boston. My mom's sister married an English professor from Boston who taught at the University of Michigan. So my uncle, I guess. A very prissy, prissy, arrogant person. The first time we met him (at our house) he seemed disgusted by rural life. I remember when my dad offered to show him our horses... he looked at my dad with an expression as if he farted out loud when my dad (very assertive guy) said, "get that stupid look off your face and let's go." When we visited the horses, one of them pooped and he looked mortified and was like, "oh my God...did that horse actually just...POOP?!?!" My dad was like, "uhhhh...yeah...? What did you think horses used outdoor toilets to poop or something?" And the guy told my aunt that he wanted to go inside because he was going to get sick. Boston guy.


Poor guy tried so hard to fit in...but couldn't. At the table, he tried making conversation with my dad...a Bears fan, about football. He was like, "so...one of my students is Tim Biakabatuka...I hear he's graduating, so do you think your Bears should offer him millions of dollars to play for them?" My dad looked at him like he farted out loud and had to explain to him that there is something called the NFL Draft. Boston.

I have only been to Boston once and I enjoyed my time there. We stayed in Woburn, just northwest of Boston. This is twenty years ago, but it was a very blue collar town. I found the people there very friendly, they talk funny and went out of their way to be accommodating.

We toured New York the same trip and Bostonians were by far more friendly and down to earth over New Yorkers- not even close. New Yorkers were tied with Philly as the biggest assholes to tourist I have ever experienced.

So it makes me wonder what has changed? My best guess would be they have had a historic run on Championships in the last two decades. Before, they had a little brother complex towards New York, but after so many Championships for the City as a whole- I think they have replaced New Yorkers as the Most Entitled Fans in the country. It is a shame too because I really liked Boston, every single person we interacted with was friendly to us.

I doubt that would be the case now.

[bobbything]

Originally Posted by Halfcan

I have only been to Boston once and I enjoyed my time there. We stayed in Woburn, just northwest of Boston. This is twenty years ago, but it was a very blue collar town. I found the people there very friendly, they talk funny and went out of their way to be accommodating.

We toured New York the same trip and Bostonians were by far more friendly and down to earth over New Yorkers- not even close. New Yorkers were tied with Philly as the biggest assholes to tourist I have ever experienced.

So it makes me wonder what has changed? My best guess would be they have had a historic run on Championships in the last two decades. Before, they had a little brother complex towards New York, but after so many Championships for the City as a whole- I think they have replaced New Yorkers as the Most Entitled Fans in the country. It is a shame too because I really liked Boston, every single person we interacted with was friendly to us.

I doubt that would be the case now.

I spent two weeks in the NE area a few years ago. Overall, some of the nicest people I’ve ever met. Bostonians included.

They’re just bandwagon fans. Doesn’t make them bad people.

[rico]

Originally Posted by Halfcan

I have only been to Boston once and I enjoyed my time there. We stayed in Woburn, just northwest of Boston. This is twenty years ago, but it was a very blue collar town. I found the people there very friendly, they talk funny and went out of their way to be accommodating.

We toured New York the same trip and Bostonians were by far more friendly and down to earth over New Yorkers- not even close. New Yorkers were tied with Philly as the biggest assholes to tourist I have ever experienced.

So it makes me wonder what has changed? My best guess would be they have had a historic run on Championships in the last two decades. Before, they had a little brother complex towards New York, but after so many Championships for the City as a whole- I think they have replaced New Yorkers as the Most Entitled Fans in the country. It is a shame too because I really liked Boston, every single person we interacted with was friendly to us.

I doubt that would be the case now.

That's cool. To be fair, I think my uncle is just a nerd. A Bostonian nerd. The only one I've ever met....huge nerd. Could be on Revenge of the Nerds.

[Jewish Rabbi]

The comments about quitting the NFL after Brady retires just prove how much Patriot fans are bandwagon pussies.

[bigjosh]

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

The comments about quitting the NFL after Brady retires just prove how much Patriot fans are bandwagon pussies.

I have lived within 30 minutes of the stadium my entire life. Prior to 1996 there were no such thing as patriots fans. Everyone around here followed the giants, cowboys and 49ers. So they jumped from one dynasty team to the next.

[carcosa]

Hmm, I think this has inspired me to finally unleash a thread idea I've had for a whole...

[RealSNR]

Everybody on CP says I seem nice. I'm definitely not part of the problem!

[burt]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Everybody on CP says I seem nice. I'm definitely not part of the problem!

you seem nice......

[Rain Man]

It's unfortunate that dimwitted people can't see Tyreek for the person he is, and just get stuck on past stuff. Tyreek is awesome.

[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

It's unfortunate that dimwitted people can't see Tyreek for the person he is, and just get stuck on past stuff. Tyreek is awesome.

To be fair the past stuff was choking his pregnant girlfriend with his bare hands.

[rico]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

To be fair the past stuff was choking his pregnant girlfriend with his bare hands.

Ugh...I hate that he did that. I mean, it’s pretty difficult to not have that in the back of your mind when you think of him now regardless of how awesome he is on or off the field... when you read what he did like I just did with your post, it’s just...incomprehensible. I have no idea what would make a person have even a faint inclination of doing that.

Ok...gotta think of him running in open field with a football in his hands..

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by rico

Ugh...I hate that he did that. I mean, it’s pretty difficult to not have that in the back of your mind when you think of him now regardless of how awesome he is on or off the field... when you read what he did like I just did with your post, it’s just...incomprehensible. I have no idea what would make a person have even a faint inclination of doing that.

Ok...gotta think of him running in open field with a football in his hands..

I've quit judging people man. People I would otherwise think are reasonable well adjusted humans go off and do reeruned shit. Then other people that look like scuzzballs end up being great parents and work their asses off to be good people. Others are hypocritical ****s.

I'd never condone what he did. Ever. But I'm also not dumb enough to think that it could never happen to an otherwise reasonable person or that she didn't want it or whatever. Fortunately, I haven't ever had to deal with it personally, but some bitches are ****ING CRAZY.

I'd never condone it, but I'm not dumb enough to think there isn't a set of circumstances that would make me empathize.

[rico]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

I've quit judging people man. People I would otherwise think are reasonable well adjusted humans go off and do reeruned shit. Then other people that look like scuzzballs end up being great parents and work their asses off to be good people. Others are hypocritical ****s.

I'd never condone what he did. Ever. But I'm also not dumb enough to think that it could never happen to an otherwise reasonable person or that she didn't want it or whatever. Fortunately, I haven't ever had to deal with it personally, but some bitches are ****ING CRAZY.

I'd never condone it, but I'm not dumb enough to think there isn't a set of circumstances that would make me empathize.

That’s a pretty cool way of looking at it. And you are right, I have seen that situation unravel plenty of times (scuzzballs straightening out, hypocrisy). I’ve had moments I am not proud of that occurred because I got too drunk. I’ve been a total asshole while totally drunk to the point where I woke up not being able to understand why I said the things I said or started fights or whatever...haven’t ever come close to strangling a girl, but I’ve run my mouth and have just been kind of mean and impulsive... I hate that saying, “a drunk man’s words is a sober man’s thoughts.” So many people think that saying has so much truth. I think it depends on who because it doesn’t apply to me... I’ve said things while too drunk that I know I never think of when sober...like having to account for and make sense of some total stranger...because I made the unwise decision to drink whiskey or something.

I wonder if Reek was drunk...?

[patteeu]

Originally Posted by rico

Ugh...I hate that he did that. I mean, it’s pretty difficult to not have that in the back of your mind when you think of him now regardless of how awesome he is on or off the field... when you read what he did like I just did with your post, it’s just...incomprehensible. I have no idea what would make a person have even a faint inclination of doing that.

Ok...gotta think of him running in open field with a football in his hands..

When I watch him play now, I know she must have been asking for it.

[rico]

Originally Posted by patteeu

When I watch him play now, I know she must have been asking for it.

Yeah she must have eaten his gazelle ribs he was saving for himself in the fridge!!