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This. I loved both, but DP was a tad better.
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MAN MOVIES are making a comeback!
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I should say though that the scene with Rose McGowan with the 50 Cal as a leg was ****ing awesome and the 2nd best thing(the car chase in DP was the best) about Grindhouse.
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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/machete/
68% certified fresh Consensus: Machete is messy, violent, shallow, and tasteless -- and that's precisely the point of one of the summer's most cartoonishly enjoyable films.
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Machete was absolutely amazing. The definition of a" fun" movie. One of my favorites.
Badass explosions, blood, jessica alba in the shower, michelle rodriguez in leather, linsey lohan gets naked, jessica alba in the shower Jessica alba in the shower Srsly, what more could you want? I highly reccomend this movie to anyone who likes guy movies
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Everyone is forgetting the trailer for "Don't", which was written and directed by Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz). Definitely not makable into a movie, but a fun spoof of basically every slasher film from the 70s and 80s.
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Cheech playing a shotgun toting priest. Can we make that happen
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Time to talk about this movie. If you dont wanna know anything about it then stop reading now.
Okay. What we have here is a man (Danny Trejo) that in real life is a bad ass. A tough kid that grew up to be the prison boxing champ and was given a break. We have seen him 100's of times and you really dont know his name. But he is that BAD ASS mexican dude with alot of Ink on his body. And he is one ugly M***er F***er. The man finally has a leading role and takes full advantage of it. He is set up to be the fall guy and he is not too happy about it. Its like they crossed The Expendables and Piranna 3D into one movie. Full of action and blood and some really campy moments. It actually our Grindhouse's Grindouse. lol. This is the movie they should have made instead. Very 70's with a modern twist. And the absolutly hottest woman on the planet, Michelle Rodriguez goes beyond anything she has ever done. Her part alone allows me to forgive them for having Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba in this film. Neither of which can act. Alba should stick to calenders and Lohan should just go away. However. Jesssica Alba naked in the shower does have its perks. Machete gets nail her (what a lucky ugly man). COme to think of it. Linsay Lohan and her mom (in the movie) are both naked in the pool anf Machete gets the two of them at the same time (what a really lucky ugly man). And then there is Michelle Rodriguez and the SOB gets to bump his ugly with her too. (Pity she didnt get naked) but what a really really lucky man. Cheech Marin, who plays Machete's brother is now a priest and has one of the best lines in the movie, I reslove you of all your sins now get the f**k out of here." LOL. Robert De Niro is awesome as a racsist political asshole and you can tell he is having fun in the movie. He really gets to cut loose. Also Steven Seagal is our favorit drug dealer that is in control of everything and has a really vicious side. And he finally lost the ponytail. The movie deals with some strong political opinions and will offend some. But most should accept the movie for what it is. A kickass good time |
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Just saw "Machete". It made "The Expendables" look like a Disney cartoon, LOL. And Michelle Rodriguez looks KICKIN' hot. She's thinner than she's ever been. The funbags are gone, but so is the booty and the stomach roll. She looks 10 years younger. Jessica Alba, of course, is hot (and there's a full-body nude side shot). Lindsey Lohan is bare ass and, while she's a whacked out chick, the body's good. Cheech, Don Johnson, and DeNiro are all awesome... as is, of course, Machete himself. The film is beyond over-the-top.
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