|
09-21-2000, 03:39 PM | #31 |
Need a new title
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Prairie Village
Casino cash: $10004900
|
sec...You got a cigar I can borrow? [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]<BR>
|
Posts: 1,151
|
09-21-2000, 04:06 PM | #32 |
Fire Controlman Vet
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: By the Sea
Casino cash: $5864936
|
I invented the balance beam... Isn't that better than a cigar?! [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif[/img]
|
Posts: 5,056
|
09-21-2000, 04:15 PM | #33 |
Need a new title
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Prairie Village
Casino cash: $10004900
|
Balance beam.....GIDDDYYYUPPP!!!<BR>
|
Posts: 1,151
|
09-21-2000, 05:38 PM | #34 |
Fire Controlman Vet
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: By the Sea
Casino cash: $5864936
|
So who invented the wedgie?
|
Posts: 5,056
|
09-21-2000, 06:00 PM | #35 |
9.89
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Dallas, TX
Casino cash: $10004900
|
I don't know who invented the wedgie, but I can tell you that when i was a Freshman in HS I know a few Seniors who tried to perfect it by using me as a guinea pig.
mmaddog ************* ------------------ "When you're not the lead dog in the pack, the view is always the same" |
Posts: 3,327
|
09-21-2000, 06:25 PM | #36 |
Fire Controlman Vet
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: By the Sea
Casino cash: $5864936
|
SYDNEY (Reuters) - Sydney prostitutes are offering customers ``Sprints! Relays! and Marathons!'' in an advertising drive to cash in on the Olympic Games (news - web sites).
One brothel in the Lidcombe area near the Olympic complex insists in an advert in the Daily Telegraph tabloid that it has ''gold medal specialists'' to entertain clients. Another near the Olympic Homebush Bay venues says: ``Go for gold! -- We always go the distance.'' Several others simply boast of ``gold medal services.'' Brothels are legal in Sydney and the rest of the state of New South Wales. <P> |
Posts: 5,056
|
09-21-2000, 08:31 PM | #37 |
King Shit of **** Mountain
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texarkana, Texas
Casino cash: $2194497
|
Well.........
I invented the tooth brush Guys you can thank me later... [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] Mark Kilgore... Did they perfect Swirlies on you as well? [This message has been edited by dawsonpa (edited 09-21-2000).] |
Posts: 48,734
|
09-21-2000, 08:57 PM | #38 |
King Shit of **** Mountain
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texarkana, Texas
Casino cash: $2194497
|
I heard a female comedian once say that who ever invented "breathable" panty liners had to be a man cause if it had been a woman, she would have put little tongues in them.
|
Posts: 48,734
|
09-21-2000, 08:59 PM | #39 |
Starter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: KCMO
Casino cash: $10004900
|
Whoever is responsible for this board, or the Star board, I want to thank you for creating a forum to discuss my invention, which is, of course, football.
------------------ [b]Red Eyes[/b] [i]Chinn Up.[/i] [b]The [i]SitCom[/i] must die!!</B> |
Posts: 782
|
09-21-2000, 09:00 PM | #40 |
Dumbass!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Leading the Marty bashing
Casino cash: $10029395
|
Pam - Ewwwwww! yuck.
Morphius Grinning on the inside. |
Posts: 70,769
|
09-21-2000, 09:02 PM | #41 |
Dumbass!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Leading the Marty bashing
Casino cash: $10029395
|
I would like to add that I created the dongle, because I really find it funny to watch computer guys going around asking if anyone happens to have an extra dongle they could use, they squirm everytime.
Morhius Knowing that very few people will have any clue what I'm talking about. |
Posts: 70,769
|
09-21-2000, 09:04 PM | #42 |
King Shit of **** Mountain
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texarkana, Texas
Casino cash: $2194497
|
Okay, What is a dongle?
|
Posts: 48,734
|
09-21-2000, 09:07 PM | #43 |
King Shit of **** Mountain
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texarkana, Texas
Casino cash: $2194497
|
A security piece to written software that maybe will be on a different port.
got ya |
Posts: 48,734
|
09-21-2000, 09:10 PM | #44 |
Dumbass!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Leading the Marty bashing
Casino cash: $10029395
|
Pam - A dongle is also known by some as a pony tail. In laymans term it is normally an adapter used on laptops from an PCMCIA ethernet card (really thin card that slides into a slot on a laptop) to a network cable. The size of the network connection would cause you to use 2 of the PCMCIA slots instead of just one, so they use a dongle to take up less space. I doubt that is very clear, but I don't know how else then to describe it.
|
Posts: 70,769
|
09-21-2000, 09:12 PM | #45 |
Dumbass!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Leading the Marty bashing
Casino cash: $10029395
|
Pam - What ask your husband? I have not heard that definition, but I'm not a programmer either, hmmm. I learned something else today.
|
Posts: 70,769
|
|
|