Poop She jumped in the polar bear cage. - Page 3

Brock · 04-13-2009, 02:22 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe...ack/index.html

BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.

The bear attacks the woman during feeding time.

One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said.

Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer.

At one point the woman fell back into the water and was grabbed by a bear before she was eventually hoisted to safety.

"They saved her life," Gebhard told CNN.

The woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said. Watch polar bear attack woman »

It's unclear why the woman entered the bear habitat, but police issued her a citation for trespassing.

Berlin Zoo is home to Knut, the first polar bear to be born there in over 30 years. The bear became a huge talking point in Germany when his mother gave birth to him in December 2006.

Nelson: HA ha

Pablo · 04-13-2009, 03:29 PM

She was just so large and pale that the polar bears mistook her for one of their own...

They were simply trying to pull her into the cave to make cubs.

**gblowfish** · 04-13-2009, 03:34 PM

The thing that amuses me about the CP is...
We'll take the polar bear and the points every time!

**BigMeatballDave** · 04-13-2009, 03:37 PM

This woman is a moron...this bears repeating...

Sweet Daddy Hate · 04-13-2009, 03:47 PM

Good God people are stupid.

Kylo Ren · 04-13-2009, 04:13 PM

........ but Polar Bears are cute and cuddly?

Sweet Daddy Hate · 04-13-2009, 04:18 PM

I wonder if her next romp in the wild will be with "Sexual Harass-ment, Pan-da"!

**Buehler445** · 04-13-2009, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish

The thing that amuses me about the CP is...
We'll take the polar bear and the points every time!

. Truth.
Posted via Mobile Device

dtebbe · 04-13-2009, 04:36 PM

I fixed the photo:

**KcMizzou** · 04-13-2009, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish

The thing that amuses me about the CP is...
We'll take the polar bear and the points every time!

The polar bear was getting points? Who wouldn't jump all over that?

Thig Lyfe · 04-13-2009, 04:43 PM

WilliamTheIrish · 04-13-2009, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Berlin Zoo is home to Knut

At first glance I thought this read: Kcnut

**KcMizzou** · 04-13-2009, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

At first glance I thought this read: Kcnut

That would explain a lot.

tonyetony · 04-13-2009, 05:24 PM

For a polar bear in a zoo to spit you out....damn.... you have got to taste really bad.

04-13-2009, 02:22 PM
Brock Say hello to my little friend Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Larryville Casino cash: $9598422	She jumped in the polar bear cage. http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe...ack/index.html BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday. The bear attacks the woman during feeding time. One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said. Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer. At one point the woman fell back into the water and was grabbed by a bear before she was eventually hoisted to safety. "They saved her life," Gebhard told CNN. The woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said. Watch polar bear attack woman » It's unclear why the woman entered the bear habitat, but police issued her a citation for trespassing. Berlin Zoo is home to Knut, the first polar bear to be born there in over 30 years. The bear became a huge talking point in Germany when his mother gave birth to him in December 2006. Nelson: HA ha
Posts: 47,314

04-13-2009, 03:29 PM	#31
Pablo Ultrabanned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: North da River Casino cash: $1449356	She was just so large and pale that the polar bears mistook her for one of their own... They were simply trying to pull her into the cave to make cubs.
Posts: 40,885

04-13-2009, 03:34 PM	#32
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17586178 VARSITY	The thing that amuses me about the CP is... We'll take the polar bear and the points every time!
Posts: 40,852

04-13-2009, 03:37 PM	#33
BigMeatballDave GBM 8-12-15 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Dayton, Oh. Casino cash: $10052154	This woman is a moron...this bears repeating...
Posts: 59,997

04-13-2009, 03:47 PM	#34
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Good God people are stupid. __________________ 1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO **ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020!**
Posts: 77,135

04-13-2009, 04:13 PM	#35
Kylo Ren Grandson of Darth Vader Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Starkiller Base Casino cash: $10015175	........ but Polar Bears are cute and cuddly?
Posts: 10,197

04-13-2009, 04:18 PM	#36
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	I wonder if her next romp in the wild will be with "Sexual Harass-ment, Pan-da"! __________________ 1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO **ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020!**
Posts: 77,135

04-13-2009, 04:36 PM	#38
dtebbe 3M TA3 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: SoFlo Casino cash: $9993039	I fixed the photo:
Posts: 4,305

04-13-2009, 04:43 PM	#40
Thig Lyfe Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Thigpen's America Casino cash: $10004900
Posts: 25,680

04-13-2009, 05:24 PM	#43
tonyetony tonyetony Join Date: May 2001 Location: Yeah Right! Casino cash: $10007948	For a polar bear in a zoo to spit you out....damn.... you have got to taste really bad.
Posts: 1,442