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worst... a very attractive young lady who was a screamer.
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10-06-2006, 03:03 PM | #3 |
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I took this "girlfriend" out on a date. After the end of the night we go back to her place to play (well you know) This we going as planned when this loud WHAP comes from upstairs. I ask her what the hell was that? I have no idea she says. All of a sudden there were footsteps coming down the stairs and it is her ex boy friend. He went about 235 and was holding a tire iron. I had had time to throw on some pants, but that was about it. He asked where *** was, I look around and she had vanished. He told me to leave, I told him I wasn't going any place. He looked at me like I was nuts for not leaving and told me he was going to kill me. He takes the tire iron and starts destroying items in the room like mirrors, walls etc. I'm just standing back in the corner with a pencil in my hand. People that have had any self defense won't have to ask, those how haven't, think about it. All of a sudden *** magically appears from out of the closet. They get into a big pissing match with her standing there in her birthday suit. I'm thinking this is WAY WRONG, like two boy scouts in the same bunk wrong. While I'm standing there in the corner in amazement, I hear yet more footsteps up stairs. I hear, Police! Tire iron boy slides the steel under the bed and tries to make a break for it past the cops...........wrong. They take him down and give him a couple of head knocks. I look at both of them a little closer and one of them is a friend of mine from high school. We step off to the side and I told him what went down. He assured me they would "take the "long way" down to the police station with a stop or two along the way to beat some sense into him. Cops take off with tire iron boy and I ask girlfriend dearest what the fuvk that was all about? She claimed to have no idea. Needless to say, I called bullshit and kicked her to the curb on the spot. A few months later I am walking through a bar in a little mountain town called Red Lodge about 60 miles from here and who should be sitting there on a bar stool.....you guessed it, tire iron boy. I walked up to him and said "do you remember me." He looked at me and all he could come up with was "oh shit." I hit him with a Round house kick upside the noggin and on the floor he goes, out like a light. I figured that was my cue to leave town befoe the cops showed up, which I did. I haven't seen him again.
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I'd reply further, but as I've stated, thats all I have to say about that.
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10-06-2006, 02:35 PM | #7 |
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I had one encounter that was somewhat unnerving. I was dating a girl who was a few years older than myself, 15/17. She and I were having intercourse when I looked up and her little sister (13 maybe) was watching us. I naturally stopped and whispered, "Uh, your little sister is watching us." She replied, "That's okay, she likes to watch."
No thanks. Pants up and out of there.
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Dating? I have heard rumors of such a thing.
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Best: I scored. There are a few dates that are tied for the "best".
Worst: I'd dated a gal a few times who was a real looker, but a little weird. (She was a professional psychologist who dealt with messed-up and institutionalized kids, and I think she had a little messed-upedness herself.) But did I mention that she was a real looker? Anyway, we'd been on a few dates, and when I picked her up and we were on the way to dinner, she gave me the whole rejection speech, but then wanted to finish the date anyway. Not knowing what else to do, I bought her dinner and went to a movie with her, but the conversation was quite awkward. And of course, I've mentioned this before, but I think maybe my first date was an unwitting gay date. When I was 13, my locker partner in junior high invited me to go see a movie with him. It was a pleasant outing. Over the next few years, it became apparent that he was as flaming as a self-immolating monk, but I didn't recognize that at the time, because gay people were only invented in central Missouri in the early 90s.
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He also had a naked picture of his Mom getting out of the shower. He was very strange.
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And you and Rain Man are reminding me of a good friend of mine back in college. Very bright guy, good looking, etc., who was apparently some kind of gay guy magnet. He didn't have too much trouble getting women either, but he had about 150 hilarious stories of shaking off gay guys who had propositioned him subtlely or overtly. Last I remember of him he was heading off to DC to serve as a page or something. (and yes, I'm serious, he was a Poli Sci major)
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I also don't think he was gay, but I'm not sure. Last I heard, he was married with kids. I think he was just one of those guys that was WAY over-sexed. That's all he talked about.
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