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12-09-2012, 01:12 PM | #1 |
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Only if she is half price and you brown bag your own face.
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12-09-2012, 01:15 PM | #2 |
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nope. only if you are blind.
now that i'm thinking about it, i bet her ohhhhhh face would be too high pitched. so now i'm thinking the only way i'd do (it) is if i was helen keller-ing it.
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12-10-2012, 10:47 AM | #3 |
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AND, when she has your penis in her hand, it will look HUGE!
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12-09-2012, 11:58 AM | #4 |
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I'm really surprised this thread hasn't degenerated into a craigslist/backpage recommendation list with pics of the skankiest chicks available for under $100...
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12-09-2012, 12:08 PM | #5 |
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12-09-2012, 11:59 AM | #6 |
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If you're going to pay, pay for quality. NO FAT CHICKS.
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I can feel that. I get it. This team has been a disaster. But, guy, I'm 36, short, fat, balding, and broke and I can still get some strange if that were my thing. You're doing it wrong...
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12-09-2012, 12:44 PM | #8 |
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Go hard in the paint bud.
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12-09-2012, 12:52 PM | #9 |
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If your gonna do it get something better than the pic you posted. That shit I wouldnt go after for free.
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12-09-2012, 01:06 PM | #10 |
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Yea, you can get the shit you posted in a bar on most nights. If you have to pay, make sure she is an above average ho.
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12-09-2012, 01:07 PM | #11 |
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12-09-2012, 12:53 PM | #12 |
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Use your Discover Card you earn Double Miles
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12-09-2012, 01:06 PM | #13 |
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12-09-2012, 02:47 PM | #14 |
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if you are in KC and can wear a polo shirt and jeans that don't have greese on, if you are willing to have sex with >5 I probably can help.
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12-09-2012, 02:48 PM | #15 |
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