Topic : 02/08 Deadly Eating - Page 3

**Bob Dole** · 02-08-2006, 04:28 PM

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Hi,

My name is Paul and I am one of the people that profiled in this segment.

I just thought I would post right away and say that I will be watching this thread as closely as I can and trying to answer questions and comments as best I can about the segment and my life for those of you that want to know.

Please feel free to be as candid or as honest as you want in your questions and comments.

~Paul

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**Bob Dole** · 02-08-2006, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I have to admire someone that finds a way to be unique and then pursues it singlemindedly. Good for Paul.

That's not what you said about Browquest©.

**wazu** · 02-08-2006, 09:03 PM

I had a rough day at work today. Oh well, it could be worse. I could weigh over a THOUSAND ****ING POUNDS!

Holy shit. How do you get that big? That goes beyond over-eating. You'd almost have to not stop eating even long enough to go buy more food! I'm surprised he finds time to even go on shows or view message boards in between bites.

Extra Point · 02-08-2006, 09:05 PM

No castor oil for Lard Ass....

WilliamTheIrish · 02-08-2006, 10:43 PM

Dear Paul,

I resign as one of your (60) pall bearers.

PS:

You fat fuck.

Rooster · 02-09-2006, 11:36 AM

Dear Paul,

When you go to the beach do the locals try to roll you into the ocean?

Hoover · 02-09-2006, 01:12 PM

As a fellow fat guy I would like to say

AT LEAST I'M NOT THAT EFFIN FAT

Inspector · 02-09-2006, 01:17 PM

Dear Paul,

May I have my Volkswagon back now?

Inspector · 02-09-2006, 01:18 PM

Dear Paul,

The goodyear people called. They're ready for the blimp now.

Inspector · 02-09-2006, 01:19 PM

Dear Paul,

I know you're not aware of this, but a small child was right behind you and then you sat down and now....well....

THAT POOR LITTLE KID...............

Inspector · 02-09-2006, 01:34 PM

Dear Paul,

Elephant steaks on sale at Price Chopper - hurry!

Inspector · 02-09-2006, 01:34 PM

Dear Paul,

Have you considered eating at Subway? Worked for Jared.

Inspector · 02-09-2006, 01:35 PM

Dear Paul,

There are others on Earth who want to eat too, ya know.

sedated · 02-09-2006, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rooster

Dear Paul,

When you go to the beach do the locals try to roll you into the ocean?

is anyone here a marine biologist?

Rooster · 02-09-2006, 02:36 PM

Dear Paul,

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

**Mr. Kotter** · 02-09-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

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Bob Dole hangs out on Dr. Phil's boards? That explains a lot.

02-08-2006, 09:03 PM	#32
wazu ... Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $1702295 VARSITY	I had a rough day at work today. Oh well, it could be worse. I could weigh over a THOUSAND ****ING POUNDS! Holy shit. How do you get that big? That goes beyond over-eating. You'd almost have to not stop eating even long enough to go buy more food! I'm surprised he finds time to even go on shows or view message boards in between bites.
Posts: 28,078

02-08-2006, 09:05 PM	#33
Extra Point MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Prairie Village, KS Casino cash: $10004900	No castor oil for Lard Ass.... __________________ "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits." --Satchel Paige
Posts: 7,845

02-08-2006, 10:43 PM	#34
WilliamTheIrish Champion Golfer Of The Year Join Date: Aug 2001 Casino cash: $5600607	Dear Paul, I resign as one of your (60) pall bearers. PS: You fat fuck.
Posts: 34,687

02-09-2006, 11:36 AM	#35
Rooster Draft a QB Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: JoCo Casino cash: $9961689	Dear Paul, When you go to the beach do the locals try to roll you into the ocean? __________________ When Reno Hightower was a prick he was the best damn quarterback in the history of Kern County.
Posts: 5,753

02-09-2006, 01:12 PM	#36
Hoover Rufus Dawes Jr. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $1218179	As a fellow fat guy I would like to say AT LEAST I'M NOT THAT EFFIN FAT
Posts: 17,395

02-09-2006, 01:17 PM	#37
Inspector MVP Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: K.C. Casino cash: $9924975	Dear Paul, May I have my Volkswagon back now?
Posts: 7,907

02-09-2006, 01:18 PM	#38
Inspector MVP Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: K.C. Casino cash: $9924975	Dear Paul, The goodyear people called. They're ready for the blimp now.
Posts: 7,907

02-09-2006, 01:19 PM	#39
Inspector MVP Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: K.C. Casino cash: $9924975	Dear Paul, I know you're not aware of this, but a small child was right behind you and then you sat down and now....well.... THAT POOR LITTLE KID...............
Posts: 7,907

02-09-2006, 01:34 PM	#40
Inspector MVP Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: K.C. Casino cash: $9924975	Dear Paul, Elephant steaks on sale at Price Chopper - hurry!
Posts: 7,907

02-09-2006, 01:35 PM	#42
Inspector MVP Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: K.C. Casino cash: $9924975	Dear Paul, There are others on Earth who want to eat too, ya know.
Posts: 7,907

02-09-2006, 02:36 PM	#44
Rooster Draft a QB Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: JoCo Casino cash: $9961689	Dear Paul, If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? __________________ When Reno Hightower was a prick he was the best damn quarterback in the history of Kern County.
Posts: 5,753