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Detoxing | 31 | 50.00% | |
canoworms | 31 | 50.00% | |
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07-10-2018, 10:21 AM | #31 |
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Canoworms - are you gay?
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07-10-2018, 10:28 AM | #32 |
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Yeah, actually, that's no shit. I'm left eye dominant, but right handed. I shoot right handed, but I could manage just fine using my left eye to aim.
The question then is wtf is Rainman talking about when he says the thing under the trigger of the thing or whatever. A Red Ryder lever action BB gun is pictured. Fill it up with BBs. Shoot, cock the lever, repeat. Poison 100% applied. |
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07-10-2018, 01:33 PM | #33 | |
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I need to know if you have a threesome with the women that are cheering and carrying you off for soft serve before I decide. Gladiator Lives Matter |
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07-10-2018, 01:48 PM | #34 |
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There is something to be said for one of the competitors making compelling arguments while there is crickets from the other competitor
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07-10-2018, 01:50 PM | #35 |
Needs more middle fingers
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Not only did i have the threesome, but then i posted it on Xhamster with Chiefsplanet tags.
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07-10-2018, 02:39 PM | #36 |
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This ones really a tossup. I’ll go detoxing because he made me laugh.
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07-10-2018, 02:41 PM | #37 |
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Detox's will to win in this thread has convinced me.
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07-10-2018, 02:47 PM | #38 | |
Wasted away again...
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He hasn't been around to defend himself, so he is dead.
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07-10-2018, 02:49 PM | #39 |
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07-10-2018, 02:53 PM | #40 |
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The thigh bone is a brutal tool. I like it better than rocks in hand to hand combat.
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07-10-2018, 02:58 PM | #41 | |
Needs more middle fingers
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EAT LIGHTNING AND SHIT THUNDER. We're in it to win. We've narrowed the gap while Canoworms cowers at the mere thought of entering this thread.
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07-10-2018, 03:01 PM | #42 |
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This is the most even fight to date.
If you placed all of the weapons on a table and told me to choose, I'd grab that Monkey leg and swing it like a roided up Mark McGuire. |
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07-10-2018, 03:03 PM | #43 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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The internet tells me a gorilla's femur is about 15" long. That's not a huge reach advantage. The rocks, however, are much more dense, dual wielding, and one even has a sharp edge. Add in canoworms' eye patch and it's a pretty easy choice for me. The ranged weapons will have little to no effect.
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07-10-2018, 03:07 PM | #44 | |
Needs more middle fingers
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And honestly, it's a guerilla bone, which means who ever wields it will likely catch some sort of disease. So factor that in. Canoworms likely has to fight me with a severe case of Gono-aids, which will weaken him.
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07-10-2018, 03:09 PM | #45 |
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Guys, you can vote Canoworms and be completely WRONG about all the things....
Or you can vote me, be right, and be part of the greatest come back in Chiefsplanet Gladiator history. I know what a winner would say...
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