To Blitz or not to Blitz - Page 3

chiefsfan987 · 10-30-2004, 03:01 AM

on an unrelated note I pose my stupid question of the day.... rather than making noise during a fieldgoal attempt... does anyone think if 80,000 fans instead forcefully blew air out thier mouths into the face of a kicker if it could generate enough swirling wind to change the course of a football... I know its a stupid question but I'm curious.

**KcMizzou** · 10-30-2004, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by chiefsfan987

on an unrelated note I pose my stupid question of the day.... rather than making noise during a fieldgoal attempt... does anyone think if 80,000 fans instead forcefully blew air out thier mouths into the face of a kicker if it could generate enough swirling wind to change the course of a football... I know its a stupid question but I'm curious.

You're right... it's a stupid question. A stupid, insanely moronic question.

cheeeefs · 10-30-2004, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

You're right... it's a stupid question. A stupid, insanely moronic question.

I explain why it's moronic in a niceish way... you just go for the jugular man. you like to make peoples' hearts hurt.

**KcMizzou** · 10-30-2004, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by cheeeefs

I explain why it's moronic in a niceish way... you just go for the jugular man. you like to make peoples' hearts hurt.

(the previous post is on cheeefs)

cheeeefs · 10-30-2004, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

(the previous post is on cheeefs)

you want me to kick him in the balls?

**KcMizzou** · 10-30-2004, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by chiefsfan987

on an unrelated note I pose my stupid question of the day.... rather than making noise during a fieldgoal attempt... does anyone think if 80,000 fans instead forcefully blew air out thier mouths into the face of a kicker if it could generate enough swirling wind to change the course of a football... I know its a stupid question but I'm curious.

You actually want people to "blow" to create some sort of wind that'll create enough power to change the direction of a field goal?

You're massively, insanely, incredibly stupid. I've rarely heard anything as reeruned as this, posted on this board. You should be ashamed. You should be ashamed, and you should go kick your momma's ass for ever giving birth to you.

Ask a buddy to kick you in the balls while you're at it. Just for good measure.

Thank you.

Calcountry · 10-30-2004, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

You actually want people to "blow" to create some sort of wind that'll create enough power to change the direction of a field goal?

You're massively, insanely, incredibly stupid. I've rarely heard anything as reeruned as this, posted on this board. You should be ashamed. You should be ashamed, and you should go kick your momma's ass for ever giving birth to you.

Ask a buddy to kick you in the balls while you're at it. Just for good measure.

Thank you.

That suggestion blows, officially.

Oxford · 10-30-2004, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by chiefsfan987

on an unrelated note I pose my stupid question of the day.... rather than making noise during a fieldgoal attempt... does anyone think if 80,000 fans instead forcefully blew air out thier mouths into the face of a kicker if it could generate enough swirling wind to change the course of a football... I know its a stupid question but I'm curious.

Better idea -- set up the massive cooling fans in the runway behind the goal post to create a jet stream effect to affect the ball flight, or on each snap have a massive strobe light blind Manning so he'll have trouble seeing his receivers......

**Bowser** · 10-30-2004, 09:29 AM

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Better idea -- set up the massive cooling fans in the runway behind the goal post to create a jet stream effect to affect the ball flight, or on each snap have a massive strobe light blind Manning so he'll have trouble seeing his receivers......

We could always send Tonya Harding and her flunkies after Peyton to kneecap him with a lead pipe!

cheeeefs · 10-30-2004, 03:04 AM

isn't yelling and screaming forcefully blowing air out of your mouth?

tk13 · 10-30-2004, 03:28 AM

I don't know about blowing into a FG, but there are probably more than a few girls out there who could suck a bowling ball through a straw that we could put in one endzone so Tynes can kick a 75 yarder...

**KcMizzou** · 10-30-2004, 03:31 AM

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I don't know about blowing into a FG, but there are probably more than a few girls out there who could suck a bowling ball through a straw that we could put in one endzone so Tynes can kick a 75 yarder...

I could nominate a couple.

Ok.... one.

Gaz · 10-30-2004, 06:27 AM

Gunther has to do a better job of disguising the blitzes. We need to fake it more and bring the delayed blitz sometimes. And we need to bring it right up the middle. Last game, Robinson telegraphed the blitzes so much that they had no chance to get to Manning.

We cannot just line up everyone at the LOS and go after the pencil-neck. I know: I cannot believe I just said that, either.

xoxo~
Gaz
Does not want to be able to predict a blitz from home.

Warrior5 · 10-30-2004, 08:06 AM

I have to believe that Gun has gameplanned for Colts, and a key part will be disguising the blitzes.

I know the Colts will get their passing yards, but the corners have GOT to jam the Colt recievers to allow D-line penetration; they MUST get into Manning's face, disrupt his passing lanes, and force feed him Tuba's turf often.

...a spy on EJ won't hurt either.

**Bowser** · 10-30-2004, 08:14 AM

Pressure from the front four will be key. I wouldn't blitz as much as usual, Manning destroys the blitz.

10-30-2004, 03:01 AM	#1
chiefsfan987 MVP Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Seattle, WA Casino cash: $8668441	on an unrelated note I pose my stupid question of the day.... rather than making noise during a fieldgoal attempt... does anyone think if 80,000 fans instead forcefully blew air out thier mouths into the face of a kicker if it could generate enough swirling wind to change the course of a football... I know its a stupid question but I'm curious.
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10-30-2004, 03:04 AM	#10
cheeeefs Aishwarya Rai Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Baltimore Casino cash: $10004900	isn't yelling and screaming forcefully blowing air out of your mouth? __________________ "Yeah, I could do it. We both know you wouldn't stop me. Let's think about the logic. You create man, man suffers enormous amounts of pain, man dies. They say you rested on the seventh day, well maybe you should have spent that day on compassion."
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10-30-2004, 03:28 AM	#11
tk13 ... Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $1432500	I don't know about blowing into a FG, but there are probably more than a few girls out there who could suck a bowling ball through a straw that we could put in one endzone so Tynes can kick a 75 yarder...
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10-30-2004, 06:27 AM	#13
Gaz Defense Homer Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Rancho Gaz Casino cash: $10010793	Manning ain't no Vick... Gunther has to do a better job of disguising the blitzes. We need to fake it more and bring the delayed blitz sometimes. And we need to bring it right up the middle. Last game, Robinson telegraphed the blitzes so much that they had no chance to get to Manning. We cannot just line up everyone at the LOS and go after the pencil-neck. I know: I cannot believe I just said that, either. xoxo~ Gaz Does not want to be able to predict a blitz from home.
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10-30-2004, 08:06 AM	#14
Warrior5 Stram was Cav Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $8974010	I have to believe that Gun has gameplanned for Colts, and a key part will be disguising the blitzes. I know the Colts will get their passing yards, but the corners have GOT to jam the Colt recievers to allow D-line penetration; they MUST get into Manning's face, disrupt his passing lanes, and force feed him Tuba's turf often. ...a spy on EJ won't hurt either. __________________ The best pass defense is attacking the passer.
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10-30-2004, 08:14 AM	#15
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $2951616	Pressure from the front four will be key. I wouldn't blitz as much as usual, Manning destroys the blitz.
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