The 40 virgins in heaven thing - Page 3

blsilks · 02:04 PM

Can somebody explain to me why these terrorists think that when they die, they will go to heaven and have 40 virgins waiting for them?

First of all, I didnt even know that they had sex in heaven and that it was neccessary to reproduce in heaven.

Second of all, what if the 40 women think your ugly and you are all trying to get busy with them. Being in a place with 40 women who don't like you can probably turn in to hell very quick.

Finally, if your are horney enough, 40 virgins wouldn't last one night. We are talking about eternity here. What do you do when you run out of virgins?

Perhaps the terrorists should rethink this whole 40 virgins thing.

R&GHomer · 12-29-2004, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

who?

Dont ask, and don't click on the link. You will be scared for life.

jcroft · 12-29-2004, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

who?

Oh man. With that setup, you deserve what you're gonna get.

**Predarat** · 12-29-2004, 04:14 PM

Wow being stuck with Tubgirl for eternity! and if the other 39 lost their interest. Wow! That would serve them right!

**Iowanian** · 12-29-2004, 04:26 PM

I don't recall who it was that said it, but one of the funniest and most on the mark statements I've read on the planet was in regards to this topic....

It went something like
"I don't understand why anyone would believe that a woman who saved herself and lived an entire life of chastity on earth, keeping herself pure....would want to jump on anything remotely phallic in Paradise."

Particularly a smelly Terrorist who just killed a bunch of people who didn't do anything to them.

maybe if more of those cowardly DBags would/could actually get laid in real life, they wouldn't have so much pent up aggression.

It sounds to me like Peace in the Middle East could be achieved by " Iowanian's PIECE in the Middle East" program.

All Arrested Prostitutes sent over there to work for shillings for the length of their sentence, and then asked to just stay.

True Justice would be if upon their arrival in Paradise.........they found that THEY were the virgins in the Paradise Lumberjack BullQueer Camp barrel.

Calcountry · 12-29-2004, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Over-Head

Think about it this way...You have some dude telling you ..."Go strap 10 lbs of C4 to your chest, and waltz on into a building, take out as many innocent victims as you can"
Just to prove a point that no one3 will ever really figure out anyway.
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Now he finishes up with 1 of 2 scenarios
1) ..."in doing so you'll get to see Allah in the next life who will give to you 40 virgins to do with as you please for the rest of eternity"

OR

2) ..."you'll make people think you were in fact just another reerun, who's gonna end up nothing more then 5 lbs of goo to constitute a body, and get your grade 10 highschool pic plastered on the front page of "The Bagdad Times".

Now which line do ya spose you’d be able to convince Mohammed to blow himself to kingdom come with?

Do you know what the scariest, heck, make that deadliest thing is? The dumbasses believe it.

Frankie · 12-29-2004, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by blsilks

Can somebody explain to me why these terrorists think that when they die, they will go to heaven and have 40 virgins waiting for them?

First of all, I didnt even know that they had sex in heaven and that it was neccessary to reproduce in heaven.

Second of all, what if the 40 women think your ugly and you are all trying to get busy with them. Being in a place with 40 women who don't like you can probably turn in to hell very quick.

Finally, if your are horney enough, 40 virgins wouldn't last one night. We are talking about eternity here. What do you do when you run out of virgins?

Perhaps the terrorists should rethink this whole 40 virgins thing.

Frankie · 12-29-2004, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I never heard anything about them being female virgins. Just imagine if you were stuck with 40 hairy versions of gochiefs and slayer diablo....

rep

StcChief · 12-29-2004, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

Do you know what the scariest, heck, make that deadliest thing is? The dumbasses believe it.

It goes back to the Shieks and Harem thing....

The don't all look like 'Genie' (Barbara Eden) either.

Isn't it 72 virgins.????

These terrorists couldn't handle 72 virgin or non-virgins.

What crock of $hit.

blsilks · 12-30-2004, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

Sounds like you more so want a sexual technical advisor to be in the room.

A sexual offensive and defensive coordinator

cookster50 · 12-30-2004, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

Can you explain this question to me?

Because they are poorly educated and misguided.

|Zach| · 12-30-2004, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by damark

Because they are poorly educated and misguided.

Who is.

KC Kings · 12-30-2004, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

maybe if more of those cowardly DBags would/could actually get laid in real life, they wouldn't have so much pent up aggression.

It sounds to me like Peace in the Middle East could be achieved by " Iowanian's PIECE in the Middle East" program.

All Arrested Prostitutes sent over there to work for shillings for the length of their sentence, and then asked to just stay.

They have a system like that in Turkey. You don't sit around in prison wasting time and letting the system support you, you support the system by letting the system pimp you out. They only pimp out the women, but in some case if a man does a crime, his wife can be put in prison to work off the time.

I have been to Turkey several times, do not care to ever go back, and while I never visited the "compound" I know many people who did, and can confirm that these allegations are true.

badgirl · 12-30-2004, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Kings

They have a system like that in Turkey. You don't sit around in prison wasting time and letting the system support you, you support the system by letting the system pimp you out. They only pimp out the women, but in some case if a man does a crime, his wife can be put in prison to work off the time.

I have been to Turkey several times, do not care to ever go back, and while I never visited the "compound" I know many people who did, and can confirm that these allegations are true.

Do the women get paid for their services?

Frankie · 12-30-2004, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

Do the women get paid for their services?

Why do you ask?

**CosmicPal** · 12-30-2004, 01:57 PM

What a bloody mess that would be.

12-29-2004, 01:39 PM
blsilks Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: na Casino cash: $10005010	The 40 virgins in heaven thing Can somebody explain to me why these terrorists think that when they die, they will go to heaven and have 40 virgins waiting for them? First of all, I didnt even know that they had sex in heaven and that it was neccessary to reproduce in heaven. Second of all, what if the 40 women think your ugly and you are all trying to get busy with them. Being in a place with 40 women who don't like you can probably turn in to hell very quick. Finally, if your are horney enough, 40 virgins wouldn't last one night. We are talking about eternity here. What do you do when you run out of virgins? Perhaps the terrorists should rethink this whole 40 virgins thing. Last edited by blsilks; 12-29-2004 at 02:04 PM..
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12-29-2004, 04:26 PM	#34
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3818454	I don't recall who it was that said it, but one of the funniest and most on the mark statements I've read on the planet was in regards to this topic.... It went something like "I don't understand why anyone would believe that a woman who saved herself and lived an entire life of chastity on earth, keeping herself pure....would want to jump on anything remotely phallic in Paradise." Particularly a smelly Terrorist who just killed a bunch of people who didn't do anything to them. maybe if more of those cowardly DBags would/could actually get laid in real life, they wouldn't have so much pent up aggression. It sounds to me like Peace in the Middle East could be achieved by " Iowanian's PIECE in the Middle East" program. All Arrested Prostitutes sent over there to work for shillings for the length of their sentence, and then asked to just stay. True Justice would be if upon their arrival in Paradise.........they found that THEY were the virgins in the Paradise Lumberjack BullQueer Camp barrel.
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12-30-2004, 01:57 PM	#45
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