Got Tazerd Tonight - Page 3

Otter · 08-07-2005, 12:50 AM

So I decided to go out to the bars with my girlfriend and some friends. Everything is going well when all of a sudden one of my girlfriends friends come out of nowhere crying and saying she wants to go home.

Apparently a cab wasn’t good enough for this little diva by her standards or more importantly my girl’s standards so I wind up driving her home.

No problem right. WRONG.

After driving her across town (still completely sober) I get back downtown, park the truck and start walking to the bar where my friends are at. All of a sudden behind me I hear “yo tough guy!”.

Apparently this guy is the reason she was crying. I still don’t know if he’s an ex-boyfriend or what the hell his relationship is with her.

I assume he’s not talking to me and keep walking. Next thing I know I get shoved from behind and turn around just in time to get a bottle broken over my head. I’m down on one knee and the self preservation instinct kicks in so I get back up, tackle the guy and start wrestling around.

I’m on top getting the better of the guy and all of a sudden ZAP!!! A cop who obviously didn’t know what was going on besides what he saw after I got up hit me with a tazer.

If you’ve never had the pleasure of experiencing a stun gun I don’t know how else to describe it besides filling a bathtub full of water and dropping in a toaster. Your whole body stiffens up, the pain is quick but sharp as a knife and you’re completely helpless for about 10 seconds.

The bouncers across the street eventually stepped in and explained what happened but I now have four stitches in my head, been stun gunned by a cop, my truck is still downtown and I told my girlfriend to fuck off and leave me alone because I was pissed off and bleeding because that little bitch couldn't take a cab.

That's not even including the hospital and legal bullshit.

My cell is off, the door is locked and I’m getting piss drunk all by myself. What a flucking night. I'm marrying a big fat ugly homely beast tommorow so I never have to go through this again.

I’m too freaking old for this shit.

dtrain · 08-07-2005, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

All that and no sex? Your gf owes you.

Sh*t she owes you a threesome!!!

Mr Grimm · 08-07-2005, 01:51 AM

DAMN, i feel your pain. Those things hurt, law enforcement versions more so than normal.

Mr Grimm · 08-07-2005, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by dtrain

Sh*t she owes you a threesome!!!

i take it the electric nipple clips are out?

Hammock Parties · 08-07-2005, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter

You'll find out one day, hopefully, that character is more important in a person than whether or not they live up to your beliefs of what is right and wrong.

What the hell? You're completely off base here.

Otter · 08-07-2005, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

What the hell? You're completely off base here.

Hey GoatShit, is it OK if I have a post where I want to vent about having a bottle broken over my head and getting tazed without you trying to make it about you?

F.uck off and get lost for this one you worthless peice of shit.

I don't care if you gay, not gay or whatever your story is, I had a tough night and want to vent a little.

GET LOST

Mr Grimm · 08-07-2005, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Vlib Logiclost

Let me just remind you that after a night like that if you were married she would be there nagging your ass and telling you it was your fault right about now.

not trying to start sh*t here.
and maybe im a litttle on this. But...
I didnt realize this until it was too late.
Once your married, it doesent matter if your shot, stabbed, and made to sleep in the same bed with a raider. Every night you get to go home to that little lady is the best damn day of your life. If you dont think of it that way then your a damed fool and probably shouldnt have gotten married in the first place.
and at least if she is nagging your ass she cares about WTH your doing, although yes it burns my ass while its happening.

Mr Grimm · 08-07-2005, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter

Hey GoatShit, is it OK if I have a post where I want to vent about having a bottle broken over my head and getting tazed without you trying to make it about you?

F.uck off and get lost for this one you worthless peice of shit.

I don't care if you gay, not gay or whatever your story is, I had a tough night and want to vent a little.

GET LOST

at least it wasnt pepper spray.

Simplex3 · 08-07-2005, 02:09 AM

Dude, life caught you being nice and took a piss on you. It sucks but I'll bet we've all been there.

However, karma's a bitch. I'd give her a helping hand by pressing charges, calling the prosecutor every day, showing up for this douche bag's trial, and then suing his ass in civil court to boot. Make his entire life suck in return for making your night suck. It's only fair, right?

PS, stitches in the head suck. Where exactly did they put them? I've had the forehead once, the chin three times, and recently my big toe after surgery. You get over them.

Oh, and take it from a 32 year old who's married with two kids. I was in no danger of being tazed or hit with a bottle tonight. I was cleaning puke out of sheets at 2:30am instead. And no, it wasn't mine.

Abba-Dabba · 08-07-2005, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Grimm

at least it wasnt pepper spray.

And be glad it wasn't FOX pepper spray.

Otter · 08-07-2005, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

Dude, life caught you being nice and took a piss on you. It sucks but I'll bet we've all been there.

However, karma's a bitch. I'd give her a helping hand by pressing charges, calling the prosecutor every day, showing up for this douche bag's trial, and then suing his ass in civil court to boot. Make his entire life suck in return for making your night suck. It's only fair, right?

PS, stitches in the head suck. Where exactly did they put them? I've had the forehead once, the chin three times, and recently my big toe after surgery. You get over them.

Oh, and take it from a 32 year old who's married with two kids. I was in no danger of being tazed or hit with a bottle tonight. I was cleaning puke out of sheets at 2:30am instead. And no, it wasn't mine.

Stitches are right above my left temple and the pain is just starting to settle in now. I'm missing a clump of hair that they had to shave too.

And I plan on getting this guy prosecuted to the full extent. If there was something I did wrong I would settle it without the law. But I don’t even know what happened yet.

This whole thing just sucks. But in retrospect much worse things can happen in life.

I won't even ask for details on the puke.

Thanks Simplex.

Logical · 08-07-2005, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Grimm

not trying to start sh*t here.
and maybe im a litttle on this. But...
I didnt realize this until it was too late.
Once your married, it doesent matter if your shot, stabbed, and made to sleep in the same bed with a raider. Every night you get to go home to that little lady is the best damn day of your life. If you dont think of it that way then your a damed fool and probably shouldnt have gotten married in the first place.
and at least if she is nagging your ass she cares about WTH your doing, although yes it burns my ass while its happening.

Grimm, seriously I am glad you still feel that way, but after 25 years I sure did not and was happier after she moved out. We never divorced but it has been 3 blissful years.

Simplex3 · 08-07-2005, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter

Stitches are right above my left temple and the pain is just starting to settle in now. I'm missing a clump of hair that they had to shave too.

And I plan on getting this guy prosecuted to the full extent. If there was something I did wrong I would settle it without the law. But I don’t even know what happened yet.

This whole thing just sucks. But in retrospect much worse things can happen in life.

I won't even ask for details on the puke.

Thanks Simplex.

Hmmm, in the hairline. I hear that those suck, never had the pleasure myself. Of course those are sitting right on top of one of the muscles you chew with, too. I know I felt like someone was slicing my chin off when I'd eat after doing myself in.

On the plus side, the stitches and the cut aren't what are making you uncomfortable. Odds are it's the bruise. Don't spend too much time thinning your blood (drinking), it won't help the pain long term since the swelling and the brusing could be worse. Sleep, ice, and Tylenol are your best friends in moments like these. One word of warning, be careful taking off any bandages. You pull and snag a stitch you'll be sorry. It won't come out, it'll just piss you off.

Otter · 08-07-2005, 02:38 AM

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and made to sleep in the same bed with a raider

I hope to find this one day, hopefully soon, but I must disagree on the raider comment.

Raider Fans and Chief Fans are incompatable from the begining.

Mr Grimm · 08-07-2005, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Vlib Logiclost

Grimm, seriously I am glad you still feel that way, but after 25 years I sure did not and was happier after she moved out. We never divorced but it has been 3 blissful years.

unfortunatley, i found this out a little too late, hence the sig.

DenverChief · 08-07-2005, 02:57 AM

sorry to hear about that man....

08-07-2005, 12:50 AM
Otter Live free or die hard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $-741618	Got Tazerd Tonight So I decided to go out to the bars with my girlfriend and some friends. Everything is going well when all of a sudden one of my girlfriends friends come out of nowhere crying and saying she wants to go home. Apparently a cab wasn’t good enough for this little diva by her standards or more importantly my girl’s standards so I wind up driving her home. No problem right. WRONG. After driving her across town (still completely sober) I get back downtown, park the truck and start walking to the bar where my friends are at. All of a sudden behind me I hear “yo tough guy!”. Apparently this guy is the reason she was crying. I still don’t know if he’s an ex-boyfriend or what the hell his relationship is with her. I assume he’s not talking to me and keep walking. Next thing I know I get shoved from behind and turn around just in time to get a bottle broken over my head. I’m down on one knee and the self preservation instinct kicks in so I get back up, tackle the guy and start wrestling around. I’m on top getting the better of the guy and all of a sudden ZAP!!! A cop who obviously didn’t know what was going on besides what he saw after I got up hit me with a tazer. If you’ve never had the pleasure of experiencing a stun gun I don’t know how else to describe it besides filling a bathtub full of water and dropping in a toaster. Your whole body stiffens up, the pain is quick but sharp as a knife and you’re completely helpless for about 10 seconds. The bouncers across the street eventually stepped in and explained what happened but I now have four stitches in my head, been stun gunned by a cop, my truck is still downtown and I told my girlfriend to fuck off and leave me alone because I was pissed off and bleeding because that little bitch couldn't take a cab. That's not even including the hospital and legal bullshit. My cell is off, the door is locked and I’m getting piss drunk all by myself. What a flucking night. I'm marrying a big fat ugly homely beast tommorow so I never have to go through this again. I’m too freaking old for this shit.
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08-07-2005, 01:51 AM	#32
Mr Grimm Your mom bakes me cookies... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Jefferson City Mo. Casino cash: $9994900	DAMN, i feel your pain. Those things hurt, law enforcement versions more so than normal.
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08-07-2005, 02:09 AM	#38
Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	Dude, life caught you being nice and took a piss on you. It sucks but I'll bet we've all been there. However, karma's a bitch. I'd give her a helping hand by pressing charges, calling the prosecutor every day, showing up for this douche bag's trial, and then suing his ass in civil court to boot. Make his entire life suck in return for making your night suck. It's only fair, right? PS, stitches in the head suck. Where exactly did they put them? I've had the forehead once, the chin three times, and recently my big toe after surgery. You get over them. Oh, and take it from a 32 year old who's married with two kids. I was in no danger of being tazed or hit with a bottle tonight. I was cleaning puke out of sheets at 2:30am instead. And no, it wasn't mine.
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08-07-2005, 02:57 AM	#45
DenverChief Pedantic Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Rocky Ford Casino cash: $3072617	sorry to hear about that man....
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