All N00bs (sp?) Can Go To Hell - Page 3

FAX · 05-05-2006, 05:19 PM

That's it. I'm finished with the N00b (sp?) cause.

I reach out to these nasty a$$ N00bs with a sincere and authentic hand of friendship and support and what happens? One of them calls me a "Jerk" and another one threatens to kick my a$$ all the way back here in TN. They don't even know me, the little chicken fuckers. Plus, after all that, I'm still stuck on 10 votes on the popularity contest.

Screw it. And screw tham. These nasty little buggers will never get any respect the way they behave. Nor, do they deserve it, the rotten, pukey, sodden, ungrateful little turds.

FAX THE DONE WITH THE NOOB (SP?) CAUSE FOR GOOD

Frazod · 05-05-2006, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

I guess cheerful is pretty bad in your book. So here's some tough love:

Frazod · 05-05-2006, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

Aren't you fat ****ers supposed be generally jolly?

Nope. Just slow-moving and hateful.

**Bob Dole** · 05-05-2006, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Nope. Just slow-moving and hateful.

At least that makes it more entertaining to taunt you in-person.

Frazod · 05-05-2006, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

At least that makes it more entertaining to taunt you in-person.

I'll strangle you with your own eyebrow.

**cdcox** · 05-05-2006, 06:52 PM

Quite frankly, I suspect the way you disparaged Ms. DOGPISS caused N00bs everywhere to consider your pandering to them with more than a little bit of suspicion. After you ran rough shod over Ms. DOGPISS, I doubt she will ever post on here again.

4th and Long · 05-05-2006, 06:55 PM

This thread is quite excellent. My greatest hope is to see the following picture used by Mr. FAX in the very near future.

4th The Helpful

chiefsfaninNC · 05-05-2006, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX

That's it. I'm finished with the N00b (sp?) cause.

I reach out to these nasty a$$ N00bs with a sincere and authentic hand of friendship and support and what happens? One of them calls me a "Jerk" and another one threatens to kick my a$$ all the way back here in TN. They don't even know me, the little chicken fuckers. Plus, after all that, I'm still stuck on 10 votes on the popularity contest.

Screw it. And screw tham. These nasty little buggers will never get any respect the way they behave. Nor, do they deserve it, the rotten, pukey, sodden, ungrateful little turds.

FAX THE DONE WITH THE NOOB (SP?) CAUSE FOR GOOD

Mr. FAX,

We are Chiefs fans. We have been in hell for quite some time now.

Halfcan · 05-05-2006, 09:10 PM

There once was a dude name Fax
that got sick of nOObs attacks

**Bugeater** · 05-05-2006, 10:33 PM

Did I miss something?

**007** · 05-05-2006, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

This thread is quite excellent. My greatest hope is to see the following picture used by Mr. FAX in the very near future.

4th The Helpful

Frankie · 05-05-2006, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Hey, I like the guy, but he was just too damned cheerful.

This is great!

Fraz, who knew my trips to the john would be benefitial to you? But the following quote is from the Nov. 2002 issue of Readers Digest that I was reading on the crapper just a few minutes ago. Page 96:

"Cheerful people make $14,000 a year more than less happy folks do."

Now think of what you could do with that extra $14K you are missing out on. Although a reliable hit man would probably charge you way more to do me in.

But there are ways to spend it rather cheerfully.

I think I'm gonna send you a bill everytime I go to the john now.

Frankie · 05-05-2006, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan

There once was a dude name Fax
that got sick of nOObs attacks

"So he started a thread on the Planet,
to tell them vermins to go can it!"

Frankie · 05-05-2006, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

Did I miss something?

Yeah they shot JFK in Dallas.

FAX · 05-06-2006, 07:07 AM

Many on this thread have raised some surpassingly good points. I found Mr. hyperliteZO6's post particularly poignant. After an excellent meal, a good night's rest, oral sex with the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX, and several lortab, I've begun to look at things somewhat differently.

It's not really N00bs (sp?) that fostered my anger. It's a$$holes who call you names and behave rudely when they don't even know you. And, really my friends, when you think about it, that's what the N00b (sp?) cause is actually all about.

So, I want to say here and now that I don't want all N00bs (sp?) to go to hell (for, as Mr. chiefsfaninNC so aptly stated, as Chiefs fans we're really already there). Rather, I want a$$holes to go to hell whether they're N00b (sp?) non-N00b (sp?) or semi-N00b (sp?).

I want to thank everyone for helping me through this difficult time with special thanks to Mr. 4th and Long for the picture which I am caching for future possible use should my feeling change on this matter.

FAX

**Bob Dole** · 05-06-2006, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

I'll strangle you with your own eyebrow.

That's assuming you can catch Bob Dole. (Who is surprisingly fleet of foot and doesn't throw a football like a girl. That would be Endelt.).

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FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	All N00bs (sp?) Can Go To Hell That's it. I'm finished with the N00b (sp?) cause. I reach out to these nasty a$$ N00bs with a sincere and authentic hand of friendship and support and what happens? One of them calls me a "Jerk" and another one threatens to kick my a$$ all the way back here in TN. They don't even know me, the little chicken fuckers. Plus, after all that, I'm still stuck on 10 votes on the popularity contest. Screw it. And screw tham. These nasty little buggers will never get any respect the way they behave. Nor, do they deserve it, the rotten, pukey, sodden, ungrateful little turds. FAX THE DONE WITH THE NOOB (SP?) CAUSE FOR GOOD
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FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Many on this thread have raised some surpassingly good points. I found Mr. hyperliteZO6's post particularly poignant. After an excellent meal, a good night's rest, oral sex with the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX, and several lortab, I've begun to look at things somewhat differently. It's not really N00bs (sp?) that fostered my anger. It's a$$holes who call you names and behave rudely when they don't even know you. And, really my friends, when you think about it, that's what the N00b (sp?) cause is actually all about. So, I want to say here and now that I don't want all N00bs (sp?) to go to hell (for, as Mr. chiefsfaninNC so aptly stated, as Chiefs fans we're really already there). Rather, I want a$$holes to go to hell whether they're N00b (sp?) non-N00b (sp?) or semi-N00b (sp?). I want to thank everyone for helping me through this difficult time with special thanks to Mr. 4th and Long for the picture which I am caching for future possible use should my feeling change on this matter. FAX
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