Most stoneless way you ever broke up with her/him - Page 3

John_Locke · 07-17-2006, 07:44 AM

with my daughter's stoneless ex-boyfriend just got to wondering what is the worst you ever did in a break up

Thinking back, I just stopped calling a girl, but we were never serious

I think being a man and a face to face is the best way.

what is the worst you ever did?

Nightwish · 07-17-2006, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by John_Locke

with my daughter's stoneless ex-boyfriend just got to wondering what is the worst you ever did in a break up

Thinking back, I just stopped calling a girl, but we were never serious

I think being a man and a face to face is the best way.

what is the worst you ever did?

I never quit calling "cold turkey," but I guess the closest I've come to what you're talking about was to gradually stop calling. Really, all my breakups have been pretty amicable. Sometimes I did the dumping, sometimes I got dumped, but they've all been amicable, and I'm still fairly good friends with many of them.

Chiefs Pantalones · 07-17-2006, 09:50 AM

I don't know if this counts or not, but I once asked an ex-girlfriend if she thought her friend would ever date me. I asked her this while we were going out. I think you know how the rest goes. The relationship then went downhill, and she broke up with me. Wow, I was mean.

**Iowanian** · 07-17-2006, 09:56 AM

The important question is cody....did you ever show the her friend your jalapeno salty balls?

Chiefs Pantalones · 07-17-2006, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

The important question is cody....did you ever show the her friend your jalapeno salty balls?

She ate em' all up.

**J Diddy** · 07-17-2006, 10:59 AM

I once just moved to another town.

Was gone for 2 weeks when I came back and talked to her. She freaked out.

Next thing you know she hooked up with my old high school nemesis.

Wound up marrying him.

58-4ever · 07-17-2006, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

I once just moved to another town.

Was gone for 2 weeks when I came back and talked to her. She freaked out.

Next thing you know she hooked up with my old high school nemesis.

Wound up marrying him.

Whore.

**J Diddy** · 07-17-2006, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by 58-4ever

Whore.

The worst part of it is the night I moved. She came over for the intent to lose her virginity. Man I got bad timing.

I did tell that prick last I saw him the only reason his wife married him was to spite me.

In retrospect I see that was wrong, but it felt good saying it.

58-4ever · 07-17-2006, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

The worst part of it is the night I moved. She came over for the intent to lose her virginity. Man I got bad timing.

I did tell that prick last I saw him the only reason his wife married him was to spite me.

In retrospect I see that was wrong, but it felt good saying it.

Sounds like fighting words. What did he say?

sedated · 07-17-2006, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

The worst part of it is the night I moved. She came over for the intent to lose her virginity. Man I got bad timing.

I did tell that prick last I saw him the only reason his wife married him was to spite me.

In retrospect I see that was wrong, but it felt good saying it.

I hope you didn't mention the fact that she never had a chance to lose her virginity.

Mr. Laz · 07-17-2006, 11:15 AM

just lefted and never talked to her again

no break up at all ...... just left her hanging.

actually i think having sex with her sister prolly was a pretty good breakup signal though.

**morphius** · 07-17-2006, 11:16 AM

There were only two girlfriends I had that I wanted to break up with. One of them was one of those, "Will you go steady with so-and-so?". Sure, she's hot, within a few days I realize I can't stand her, and within a week it was over.

The other I actually tried to call to break up with and couldn't get ahold of her for a week. I never did really like her at all, so don't ask why I said yes, 'cause I couldn't tell ya. Buy hey, I was going on a float trip and I didn't want to be bogged down by having a girlfriend I didn't like. About a week later I get a call from her friends saying that she wants to break up with me, and all I could say was, "Thank God". For some reason her friends wanted me to be hurt or embarrassed, and kept asking if I was either. I just laughed and said, "Hell, I tried to break up with her last week and have already met someone else", which I actually had.

God I hated dating.

morphius
and God my life is boring to read.

**J Diddy** · 07-17-2006, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by 58-4ever

Sounds like fighting words. What did he say?

He got pretty hot. Yes they were fighting words, but he didn't want to do that. We already got into it my junior year at football practice. He was the qb and I was the wr. Not a good combination for 2 people who hated each other. About the fifth time throwing it were I had to jump to catch the ball while crossing through the linebackers I said something about him trying to ****ing kill me or what.

His response was you need to just grow some. Pissed me off immaculate.

After practice in the locker room I banged him around pretty good.

**J Diddy** · 07-17-2006, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by sedated

I hope you didn't mention the fact that she never had a chance to lose her virginity.

Nah.

I've got more class than that.

**Dunit35** · 07-17-2006, 11:41 AM

My sisters ex quit talking to her and started making shit up about her cheating on him and stuff...telling everyone.

To end the story...I beat the shit out of him and he never said anything again.

Adept Havelock · 07-17-2006, 07:09 PM

Not to get too detailed, but it involved a teletype, a brake line, and a kosher pickle.

07-17-2006, 07:44 AM
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Mr. Laz Don't Tease Me Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: KS Casino cash: $11047037	just lefted and never talked to her again no break up at all ...... just left her hanging. actually i think having sex with her sister prolly was a pretty good breakup signal though. __________________ Last edited by Mr. Laz; 07-17-2006 at 08:08 PM..
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morphius World's finest morphius Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $6795027	There were only two girlfriends I had that I wanted to break up with. One of them was one of those, "Will you go steady with so-and-so?". Sure, she's hot, within a few days I realize I can't stand her, and within a week it was over. The other I actually tried to call to break up with and couldn't get ahold of her for a week. I never did really like her at all, so don't ask why I said yes, 'cause I couldn't tell ya. Buy hey, I was going on a float trip and I didn't want to be bogged down by having a girlfriend I didn't like. About a week later I get a call from her friends saying that she wants to break up with me, and all I could say was, "Thank God". For some reason her friends wanted me to be hurt or embarrassed, and kept asking if I was either. I just laughed and said, "Hell, I tried to break up with her last week and have already met someone else", which I actually had. God I hated dating. morphius and God my life is boring to read.
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Dunit35 Keepin it Real Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Oklahoma Casino cash: $1147045	My sisters ex quit talking to her and started making shit up about her cheating on him and stuff...telling everyone. To end the story...I beat the shit out of him and he never said anything again.
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