I Was Robbed Again! - Page 3

**CosmicPal** · 11:31 AM

8AM this morning, I woke up to let my dog out and as soon as I opened the door, some (due to some comments, this racist moniker is being removed so the rest of you have to imagine what he might look like in your own mind) dude was walking casually out my garage.

At first I thought he was carrying a 12-pack of beer. (I have an extra fridge in the garage to store foods and drinks for parties). I was pissed and screamed, "Hey!" He turned to look at me a bit surprised and then my dog started running at him.

Man, the look on his stoopid *****ing face when he saw my dog running toward him was priceless! He then took off running around the side of my garage and leaped the fence in one smooth move. It was pretty impressive, really. (Not trying to sound like that other racist, Jimmy the Greek, but the fact that he jumped my fence like that really was impressive.)

Here's the killer- he took off with a Gamecube speaker probably worth no more than $5 bucks. The speakers didn't cost me anymore than maybe $20.00 a few years ago and I simply kept them in the garage with all of my other worthless crap. What a tard. Hell, a 12-pack of beer (which there is one sitting in the fridge) would've been worth more than the damn speakers.

He's one lucky sh*t***** I didn't have a gun on me. I swear I would've blown his kneecap out. I'm SICK AND FUGGEN TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING MY SH*T!

GAWDDAMMIT. Ever since I moved to Denver (which ironically had a lower crime rate than KCMO - where by the way, I've never had anything stolen in my lifetime living there) But, since I've moved to Denver, I've had my car stolen and this same damn house broken into.

The last time, the fuggers took off with quite a loot. This time though, he got a worthless set of speakers. Good luck with that one jackoff.

**Bwana** · 02-24-2007, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by StcChief

That was a ballsy move on his part. I guess he was deaf too....Barking dog? WTF.

Criminals <> Bright.

Yep, almost point blank a lab and a mastiff. What I should have done was open the other garage door and let them go pay him a visit. Oh well, the 12 gauge drove the point home. I honestly don't think the dipshit will be back.

If he would have been boosting my stuff in my garage I would have just put down the gun and kicked his ass. (Beats calling the cops and having them give him a slap on the hand) I had no idea how many of them were back there before I went out. There are some real gems running around out there, this dinglenut was one of them.

**HemiEd** · 02-24-2007, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Roundup

dude it might be time to move?

That was my first thought.

**CosmicPal** · 02-24-2007, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

Lock your shit up better, dumbass.

Go play with your teddy bear fuggstick.

Chiefs Pantalones · 02-24-2007, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

Go play with your teddy bear fuggstick.

whoaskew · 02-25-2007, 02:16 AM

Pay the $15 or $20 per month and get some renter's insurance. The last thing you want is to come home to an empty house. At least the insurance would replace it.

Oucho Cinco · 02-25-2007, 08:35 AM

First, is the garage attached? Second, was the door closed? Third, If the garage is detached put a lock on it!

Even in the sticks we lock doors now days.

If you are always leaving the doors open you are asking for someone to come in and take your stuff. I grew up in a prison town and in that part of ancient history we left doors unlocked, just never left the keys in the car. Today you can't leave anything unlocked. Should your "friend" have gotten hurt while he was in your garage stealing your stuff he could sue you and probably win.

As someone previously said .... ever heard of a padlock?

boogblaster · 02-25-2007, 10:51 AM

The Broncholes will probably sign that jumper for goal-line running plays.. maybe a pet rattlesnake would work....

theultimatekcchiefsfan · 02-25-2007, 12:31 PM

You can spend about $20.00 on a couple of fake, but fairly real looking security cameras, mount them on the garage and house where they are clearly visible and I bet this would end if not at least cut down on your
robbery problem.

I believe most people will be deterred if their is a remote chance they are being watched.

My cameras even have motion detectors that flash and the camera rotates a couple of times to make them look real.

So far so good.

Braincase · 02-25-2007, 01:22 PM

There's a billboard on I-70 just outside the Denver airport...

STEAL STUFF FROM CHIEFS FANS
LIGHT SENTENCES!
CALL 1-800-SCREWKC

There's a couple of options, one to get your address, and another on how to mess with RainMan through malicious resumes.

acesn8s · 02-25-2007, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by theultimatekcchiefsfan

You can spend about $20.00 on a couple of fake, but fairly real looking security cameras, mount them on the garage and house where they are clearly visible and I bet this would end if not at least cut down on your
robbery problem.

I believe most people will be deterred if their is a remote chance they are being watched.

My cameras even have motion detectors that flash and the camera rotates a couple of times to make them look real.

So far so good.

Unless they steal them first.

**Lzen** · 02-25-2007, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

That wasn't a black dude... That was a N I G G A.
I hate'em too.

C'mon, dude. Didn't you see Coach Carter?

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"N I G G A" is a derogatory term
used to insult our ancestors.

See, if a white man used it,
you'd be ready to fight.

Your using it teaches him to use it.

You're saying it's cool.
Well, it's not cool.

Redrum_69 · 02-26-2007, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

He then took off running around the side of my garage and leaped the fence in one smooth move. It was pretty impressive, really.

Broncos tryouts arent that far off

02-24-2007, 11:03 AM
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	I Was Robbed Again! 8AM this morning, I woke up to let my dog out and as soon as I opened the door, some (due to some comments, this racist moniker is being removed so the rest of you have to imagine what he might look like in your own mind) dude was walking casually out my garage. At first I thought he was carrying a 12-pack of beer. (I have an extra fridge in the garage to store foods and drinks for parties). I was pissed and screamed, "Hey!" He turned to look at me a bit surprised and then my dog started running at him. Man, the look on his stoopid ****ing face when he saw my dog running toward him was priceless! He then took off running around the side of my garage and leaped the fence in one smooth move. It was pretty impressive, really. (Not trying to sound like that other racist, Jimmy the Greek, but the fact that he jumped my fence like that really was impressive.) Here's the killer- he took off with a Gamecube speaker probably worth no more than $5 bucks. The speakers didn't cost me anymore than maybe $20.00 a few years ago and I simply kept them in the garage with all of my other worthless crap. What a tard. Hell, a 12-pack of beer (which there is one sitting in the fridge) would've been worth more than the damn speakers. He's one lucky sht***** I didn't have a gun on me. I swear I would've blown his kneecap out. I'm SICK AND FUGGEN TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING MY SHT! GAWDDAMMIT. Ever since I moved to Denver (which ironically had a lower crime rate than KCMO - where by the way, I've never had anything stolen in my lifetime living there) But, since I've moved to Denver, I've had my car stolen and this same damn house broken into. The last time, the fuggers took off with quite a loot. This time though, he got a worthless set of speakers. Good luck with that one jackoff. Last edited by CosmicPal; 02-24-2007 at 11:31 AM..*
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02-25-2007, 02:16 AM	#35
whoaskew Starter Join Date: Jul 2005 Casino cash: $8091930	Pay the $15 or $20 per month and get some renter's insurance. The last thing you want is to come home to an empty house. At least the insurance would replace it.
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02-25-2007, 08:35 AM	#36
Oucho Cinco Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Middle U.S. Casino cash: $10004900	First, is the garage attached? Second, was the door closed? Third, If the garage is detached put a lock on it! Even in the sticks we lock doors now days. If you are always leaving the doors open you are asking for someone to come in and take your stuff. I grew up in a prison town and in that part of ancient history we left doors unlocked, just never left the keys in the car. Today you can't leave anything unlocked. Should your "friend" have gotten hurt while he was in your garage stealing your stuff he could sue you and probably win. As someone previously said .... ever heard of a padlock?
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02-25-2007, 10:51 AM	#37
boogblaster MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Verdigris Valley Campsite Casino cash: $10004900	The Broncholes will probably sign that jumper for goal-line running plays.. maybe a pet rattlesnake would work.... __________________ WR or S please
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02-25-2007, 12:31 PM	#38
theultimatekcchiefsfan I am currently playing this Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Arrowhead,USA Casino cash: $10006258	You can spend about $20.00 on a couple of fake, but fairly real looking security cameras, mount them on the garage and house where they are clearly visible and I bet this would end if not at least cut down on your robbery problem. I believe most people will be deterred if their is a remote chance they are being watched. My cameras even have motion detectors that flash and the camera rotates a couple of times to make them look real. So far so good. __________________
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02-25-2007, 01:22 PM	#39
Braincase Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Pond> Me <Barn Casino cash: $11298284	There's a billboard on I-70 just outside the Denver airport... STEAL STUFF FROM CHIEFS FANS LIGHT SENTENCES! CALL 1-800-SCREWKC There's a couple of options, one to get your address, and another on how to mess with RainMan through malicious resumes. __________________ BrainCase
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