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Hammock Parties · 05-01-2007, 08:56 AM

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Go out with 500 bucks, slam a bottle of scotch at the scumbag, shithole bar and then come back to a hotel room with some trailer trash skanks and turn them out.

Should I accept?

OctoberFart · 05-01-2007, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23

Screw that....take $100 and go to the bar. Find a less than average looking chick and start buying her drinks. Impress her with your Chiefs and Star Wars knowledge....and she's bound to invite you back to her apartment. .

Funny shit there. I bet the GOQUEER dude couldn't get laid at a whore house with a fist full of 100 dollar bills.

**Donger** · 05-01-2007, 03:42 PM

I just realized that there's no mention of whether or not these "skanks" are female.

Stewie · 05-01-2007, 03:50 PM

Give the $500 to your mommy. Maybe she'll cater waffles to the basement for you. You wouldn't know what to do with a woman anyway... waffles, however, are all around your belly.

vailpass · 05-01-2007, 04:01 PM

"Slamming" scotch? Ever had a drink in your life?

You better stay in the basement; if you go out in public with $500 Chuck Norris will take it and the woman you are hitting on from you and leave you crying on the floor.

blueballs · 05-01-2007, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

It's "light sabre," you knob.

go choke on a kidneypie
stupid limey

elvomito · 05-01-2007, 04:08 PM

here i just saved you a few hundred, call this girl: http://www.eros-houston.com/files/us-holly52-holly1.htm

she sorta looks like carrie underwood and you won't have to use any of your nonexistent game to hit it. she even takes paypal
you can thank me later

blueballs · 05-01-2007, 04:10 PM

close your eyes and think of LJ
you'lll be steel for hours

**Donger** · 05-01-2007, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by blueballs

go choke on a kidneypie
stupid limey

I was embarrassed to learn that I had been spelling it incorrectly, too. It's okay.

Remember: it's "light sabre."

OctoberFart · 05-01-2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by blueballs

close your eyes and think of LJ
you'lll be steel for hours

Isn't that the truth.

blueballs · 05-01-2007, 04:12 PM

I do not intend to use the phrase again

**OnTheWarpath15** · 05-01-2007, 04:23 PM

Down on the corner......

Brando · 05-01-2007, 05:02 PM

Wait...are you paying for Ms. Moss' Wendy's bill for the night? If so you had both better come up with $500 and hope that she ate a late lunch.

PinkFloyd · 05-01-2007, 05:46 PM

Your better off using the $500 on 3 blowup dolls and a jar of mayo !!!!

Hammock Parties · 05-01-2007, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by elvomito

here i just saved you a few hundred, call this girl: http://www.eros-houston.com/files/us-holly52-holly1.htm

she sorta looks like carrie underwood and you won't have to use any of your nonexistent game to hit it. she even takes paypal
you can thank me later

She looks nothing like Carrie! Do not pass go. Do not collect STD.

Hammock Parties · 05-01-2007, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

"Slamming" scotch? Ever had a drink in your life?

Absolutely. WisChief can attest to that.

The first time I got drunk, I did it right here on Chiefsplanet.

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05-01-2007, 03:42 PM	#32
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $10049900 VARSITY	I just realized that there's no mention of whether or not these "skanks" are female. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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05-01-2007, 03:50 PM	#33
Stewie MVP Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: West of the Equator Casino cash: $1589901	Give the $500 to your mommy. Maybe she'll cater waffles to the basement for you. You wouldn't know what to do with a woman anyway... waffles, however, are all around your belly.
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05-01-2007, 04:01 PM	#34
vailpass Psycho Bag Of Squanch Join Date: Sep 2001 Casino cash: $9594244	"Slamming" scotch? Ever had a drink in your life? You better stay in the basement; if you go out in public with $500 Chuck Norris will take it and the woman you are hitting on from you and leave you crying on the floor. __________________ “Education is a weapon whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.” Joseph Stalin
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elvomito ☻☺ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: ♠█♠ Casino cash: $10004900	here i just saved you a few hundred, call this girl: http://www.eros-houston.com/files/us-holly52-holly1.htm she sorta looks like carrie underwood and you won't have to use any of your nonexistent game to hit it. she even takes paypal you can thank me later
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05-01-2007, 04:10 PM	#37
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	close your eyes and think of LJ you'lll be steel for hours
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05-01-2007, 04:12 PM	#40
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05-01-2007, 05:02 PM	#42
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05-01-2007, 05:46 PM	#43
PinkFloyd I've Become - Comfortably Numb Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Cameron, Missouri Casino cash: $10003795	Your better off using the $500 on 3 blowup dolls and a jar of mayo !!!! __________________ Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
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